I thought it would never happen. I was feeling so bad about the convicted murderer who had a heart attack a few weeks ago because his death meds got fucked up that I couldn't sleep. I thought about holding a candle light vigil in my basement. But then came new technology designed to reduce the suffering of the condemned.
I feel better now.
http://www.theonion.com/video/ohio-replaces-lethal-injection-with-humane-new-hea,36077/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default (http://www.theonion.com/video/ohio-replaces-lethal-injection-with-humane-new-hea,36077/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default)
That nearly got me into trouble in the office because I nearly laughed out loud at the press conference at the end.
Glad I was able to bring joy to your day.