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Title: The wisdom of Diddley
Post by: BikerDude on May 13, 2014, 04:54:55 PM
Perhaps one of the most poignant phrases ever.

QuoteIf you don't have no money just smell right.

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Title: Re: The wisdom of Diddley
Post by: jgiffin on May 13, 2014, 10:56:49 PM
Sage advice, indeed. Not to steal Bo's thunder but we need a corollary list for "Wisdom of the Dude". I'd nominate the following rules for starters.

1.  Never base a major life decision on what a 2,000 year old fictional carpenter would do.
2.  If you're gonna break the law, only break one law at a time.
3.  Don't order seafood from a restaurant known for something other than seafood.
4.  Bourbon is a good accompaniment to poor decisions.

Title: Re: The wisdom of Diddley
Post by: DigitalBuddha on May 13, 2014, 11:52:50 PM
Quote from: BikerDude on May 13, 2014, 04:54:55 PM
Perhaps one of the most poignant phrases ever.

QuoteIf you don't have no money just smell right.

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/ea3c95f97cead8a9d42f5b09357bbd41/tumblr_n3sjgp80oI1qc4fd0o1_r1_500.jpg)

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