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The Dude Lifestyle => The Bar is Over Here => Topic started by: Stumblin Stumbleweed on April 21, 2014, 06:57:39 AM

Title: Oat sodas after Caucasians?
Post by: Stumblin Stumbleweed on April 21, 2014, 06:57:39 AM
An ongoing dudecumenical discussion has prompted me to ask this crucial question:
Is it advisable to drink beer on top of White Russians? Or do you think the beverages should be administered in the reverse order; oat sodas first followed by Caucasians?
I did this (Caucasians followed by beers) on Saturday night and got well and truly fucking hammered, but in a nice way.
Where do my Dudeist compeers stand on this issue?
Title: Re: Oat sodas after Caucasians?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on April 21, 2014, 08:12:12 AM
Quote from: Stumblin Stumbleweed on April 21, 2014, 06:57:39 AM
An ongoing dudecumenical discussion has prompted me to ask this crucial question:
Is it advisable to drink beer on top of White Russians? Or do you think the beverages should be administered in the reverse order; oat sodas first followed by Caucasians?
I did this (Caucasians followed by beers) on Saturday night and got well and truly fucking hammered, but in a nice way.
Where do my Dudeist compeers stand on this issue?

Beer.

(http://www.mtbnj.com/w/images/b/bd/Homer_beer.jpg)
Title: Re: Oat sodas after Caucasians?
Post by: jgiffin on April 21, 2014, 10:42:30 AM
"Liquor before beer - never fear. Beer before liquor - never sicker."

I'm not sure how half-and-half alters the equation. Seems like it'd be safer to start with the heavier and more alcoholic caucasians and work downhill to the beer. We may need a Ph.D. candidate to run a double-blind study for us.
Title: Re: Oat sodas after Caucasians?
Post by: Masked Dude on April 21, 2014, 12:10:01 PM
Well, OK. I'll run a double blind study.

That means I poke the person in both eyes, right?
Title: Re: Oat sodas after Caucasians?
Post by: jgiffin on April 21, 2014, 02:26:57 PM
Why, soitenly...nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Title: Re: Oat sodas after Caucasians?
Post by: BikerDude on April 21, 2014, 04:23:31 PM
I dig the Dude's style but White Russians?
Never got down with that.
I can do an occasional vodka tonic or even a vodka cranberry but just can't hack the sweet drinks.

Each to their own.
I'll stick with the bourbon and oat sodas. Kicking it old school.
Title: Re: Oat sodas after Caucasians?
Post by: Hominid on April 22, 2014, 09:08:02 PM
I swing both ways...   
Title: Re: Oat sodas after Caucasians?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on April 22, 2014, 09:12:04 PM
My pecking order would be; beer first, then beer, and then back to another beer, followed by a beer and then back to my first choice of beer. Seems to work. 8)(http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/default/images/post/thumbup.gif)

(http://beerdepot.com.mx/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/HomerDuffBeer.jpg)

Title: Re: Oat sodas after Caucasians?
Post by: Hominid on April 22, 2014, 09:45:45 PM
LOL!!!
Title: Re: Oat sodas after Caucasians?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on April 23, 2014, 03:12:52 AM
Quote from: Hominid on April 22, 2014, 09:45:45 PM
LOL!!!

;D(http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/default/images/post/thumbup.gif)
Title: Re: Oat sodas after Caucasians?
Post by: Hominid on April 23, 2014, 05:27:19 AM
Girls'n beer!!!
Title: Re: Oat sodas after Caucasians?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on April 23, 2014, 07:39:21 AM
Quote from: Hominid on April 23, 2014, 05:27:19 AM
Girls'n beer!!!

They just seem to fit together perfectly! Kind of like.......

(http://www.newsweird.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/hot-girl-drink-dispenser.jpg)

Title: Re: Oat sodas after Caucasians?
Post by: meekon5 on April 23, 2014, 05:19:35 PM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on April 23, 2014, 07:39:21 AM
Quote from: Hominid on April 23, 2014, 05:27:19 AM
Girls'n beer!!!

They just seem to fit together perfectly! Kind of like.......

(http://www.newsweird.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/hot-girl-drink-dispenser.jpg)

I find the other is true, beer gives me the want but reduces my ability to actually talk to women.

Title: Re: Oat sodas after Caucasians?
Post by: Hominid on April 23, 2014, 05:50:10 PM
The opposite of liquid courage.  Hm.  What if *they're* half cut?
Title: Re: Oat sodas after Caucasians?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on April 23, 2014, 07:12:28 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on April 23, 2014, 05:19:35 PM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on April 23, 2014, 07:39:21 AM
Quote from: Hominid on April 23, 2014, 05:27:19 AM
Girls'n beer!!!

They just seem to fit together perfectly! Kind of like.......

(http://www.newsweird.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/hot-girl-drink-dispenser.jpg)

I find the other is true, beer gives me the want but reduces my ability to actually talk to women.



:) "There's nothing like good food, good beer, and a bad girl." - Harvey Allen
Title: Re: Oat sodas after Caucasians?
Post by: Hominid on April 23, 2014, 07:42:35 PM
+1 DB!
Title: Re: Oat sodas after Caucasians?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on April 23, 2014, 08:02:54 PM
Quote from: Hominid on April 23, 2014, 07:42:35 PM
+1 DB!

;D(http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/default/images/post/thumbup.gif)

Title: Re: Oat sodas after Caucasians?
Post by: Yeti on April 24, 2014, 04:52:34 AM
It's all a matter of how heavily you want to drink and how heavily you're capable of drinking. If you're an experienced drunk, you'll know your limitations. If you aren't and you don't, then don't try to get creative with it - you'll just end up embarrassing yourself, making a mess, and possibly getting arrested.

If you're planning on over-indulging from the get-go, stick with one or the other.

If you can't handle your sauce, stick with one or the other.

If you can handle your sauce AND you're not going to over-indulge, drink what you want. It's a free country, at least where I live.
Title: Re: Oat sodas after Caucasians?
Post by: Stumblin Stumbleweed on April 24, 2014, 06:20:57 AM
Quote from: Yeti on April 24, 2014, 04:52:34 AM
It's all a matter of how heavily you want to drink and how heavily you're capable of drinking. If you're an experienced drunk, you'll know your limitations. If you aren't and you don't, then don't try to get creative with it - you'll just end up embarrassing yourself, making a mess, and possibly getting arrested.

If you're planning on over-indulging from the get-go, stick with one or the other.

If you can't handle your sauce, stick with one or the other.

If you can handle your sauce AND you're not going to over-indulge, drink what you want. It's a free country, at least where I live.
This seems like very sensible advice.