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Dudeist Art => Technology => Topic started by: DigitalBuddha on April 19, 2014, 12:16:05 AM

Title: Wave of the future, dudes...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on April 19, 2014, 12:16:05 AM
Humans will be kept between life and death in the first suspended animation trials

At a hospital in Pittsburgh, surgeons are now allowed to place patients into a state of suspended animation. If a patient arrives with a traumatic injury, and attempts to restart their heart have failed - if they're on the doorstep of death - they will have their blood replaced with a cold saline solution, which stops almost all cellular activity. At this point, the patient is clinically dead - but if the doctors can fix the injury within a few hours, they can be returned to life from suspended animation by replacing the saline with blood.

Being put on ice - http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/179296-humans-will-be-kept-between-life-and-death-in-the-first-suspended-animation-trials (http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/179296-humans-will-be-kept-between-life-and-death-in-the-first-suspended-animation-trials)

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Title: Re: Wave of the future, dudes...
Post by: Hominid on April 19, 2014, 07:21:34 PM
The world is overpopulated...  let'm go...
Title: Re: Wave of the future, dudes...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on April 19, 2014, 07:34:57 PM
Quote from: Hominid on April 19, 2014, 07:21:34 PM
The world is overpopulated...  let'm go...

;D As for me; I have it noted on my Driver's License that my veins, in case I'm put into suspended animation, are to be filled with Cold Beer and not saline solution.

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Title: Re: Wave of the future, dudes...
Post by: Hominid on April 19, 2014, 07:38:31 PM
Fuckin' eh...  May as well go out drunk!
Title: Re: Wave of the future, dudes...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on April 19, 2014, 07:40:09 PM
Quote from: Hominid on April 19, 2014, 07:38:31 PM
Fuckin' eh...  May as well go out drunk!

Oh hell yah!! ;D(http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/default/images/post/thumbup.gif)
Title: Re: Wave of the future, dudes...
Post by: Hominid on April 19, 2014, 08:05:07 PM
What was it someone said one time... when it comes time to check out, you pull up to the grim reaper, tires squealing, jump out with a Martini in your hand exclaiming "What a helluava ride this has been!"  When it's my time, you damn well better get drunk in my honour!!!

;-)
Title: Re: Wave of the future, dudes...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on April 19, 2014, 08:41:23 PM
Sounds very dude-like to me! 8)(http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/default/images/post/thumbup.gif)
Title: Re: Wave of the future, dudes...
Post by: Hominid on April 19, 2014, 08:52:00 PM
Fuckin' eh...