Holy Shit, dudes!
Alrighty then! :o :o
A woman drives drunk for miles through the LA suburbs with a dying man stuck on her windshield! She later says she it took her awhile to figure out there was a body on the hood of her car & she ?panicked?. She didn?t notice the dying man embedded in her windshield!! Was she that drunk? Oh, and P.S. ? she?s a substance abuse counselor!
Another Caucasian, Gary! - http://www.hlntv.com/video/2014/02/05/substance-abuse-counselor-kills-man-drunken-crash (http://www.hlntv.com/video/2014/02/05/substance-abuse-counselor-kills-man-drunken-crash)
(http://news.kron4.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/windshieldwoman.jpg)
Oh shit. This reminds me of that Tales from the Crypt movie episode: "Thanks for the Ride Lady! Thanks for the Ride!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9nodbjFrkA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9nodbjFrkA)
If you're prone to blacking out while drunk, you don't need to drive anywhere and drink - in fact you need to give someone else your car keys until you've sobered up. Or sell your car and take the bus. I mean, you can get into real trouble being blackout drunk on a city bus, but not the kind of trouble you get into when there's a pedestrian lodged in your windshield.
On second thought, stop drinking.
Who can say what stupid things you will do when you panic. Until you actually experience a situation you don't know what you will do. You don't need to be drunk to fuck up big time. It's the reason most murderers are caught because they panic and don't think clearly. Plan your slaughter carefully.
;D