This NEVER gets old! The 7 deadly words revisited...
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Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqvLTJfYnik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqvLTJfYnik)
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Check out - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_dirty_words (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_dirty_words)
Shit, are you staring at my tits you motherfucker? You better not piss off this cunt, cocksucker! Fuck!
Wow, that felt incredibly cathartic!
Tit's doesn't even belong on the list man! Sounds like a snack! No, not your sexist snack, I'm talking about new Nabisco tits!
Wow, I didn't watch the video - how's that for a memory... was I close? ;-)
Pretty close there, dude! You forgot the stinger though...
"Betcha can't eat just one!"
Damn!
;D I predict that this little Lebowski fella will grow up to be a dude for sure some day........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xiv7JXLt6ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xiv7JXLt6ws)
Yes but I think he still sees them as a source of dinner though.
Gimme boobies!
Quote from: meekon5 on January 26, 2014, 08:24:25 PM
Yes but I think he still sees them as a source of dinner though.
LOL, I think you're right!
This whole thread is just an ongoing list of what's not happening in my life at the moment (apart from shit, which I'm getting a lot of, and mother fucker which is just not a place even I would go no matter how desperate I am).
Oh and the piss bit.
Actually I'm just complaining about the "fuck, cunt, cocksucker, and tits" bits really.
I'll take either, donated to the Hominid Foundation for Vagina and Booby Collection For The Purpose Of Redistributing To Dudists dot com
Quote from: meekon5 on January 26, 2014, 08:49:54 PM
This whole thread is just an ongoing list of what's not happening in my life at the moment (apart from shit, which I'm getting a lot of, and mother fucker which is just not a place even I would go no matter how desperate I am).
Oh and the piss bit.
Actually I'm just complaining about the "fuck, cunt, cocksucker, and tits" bits really.
I feel for you brother. There's gotta be a loving, compassionate massage therapist who, for a few dollars more, will take you to a very happy ending.
Or not...
Quote from: Hominid on January 26, 2014, 08:56:57 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on January 26, 2014, 08:49:54 PM
This whole thread is just an ongoing list of what's not happening in my life at the moment (apart from shit, which I'm getting a lot of, and mother fucker which is just not a place even I would go no matter how desperate I am).
Oh and the piss bit.
Actually I'm just complaining about the "fuck, cunt, cocksucker, and tits" bits really.
I feel for you brother. There's gotta be a loving, compassionate massage therapist who, for a few dollars more, will take you to a very happy ending.
Or not...
I'm still getting by doing it manually.
Quote from: Hominid on January 26, 2014, 08:56:57 PM
I feel for you brother. There's gotta be a loving, compassionate massage therapist who, for a few dollars more, will take you to a very happy ending.
Or not...
Aren't the ones who will do it for you... the ones you don't want touching you?
:)
Quote from: Masked Dude on January 26, 2014, 09:04:30 PM
Quote from: Hominid on January 26, 2014, 08:56:57 PM
I feel for you brother. There's gotta be a loving, compassionate massage therapist who, for a few dollars more, will take you to a very happy ending.
Or not...
Aren't the ones who will do it for you... the ones you don't want touching you?
:)
As per normal. Your right on the button there. I do get some attention but never from the ones I'd like to get the attention from.
Or the ones you think are interested are not when you actually get up the balls to ask them (even just out for a drink).
I'm just coming out of a period where I just was looking after number one. I see too many couples get together to face adversity then fall apart once a problem has gone. The classic being seeing one of them through college.
So I've been keeping myself to myself for about ten years now. Just to sort out my own problems.
Even getting the reputation for being female agnostic (not being gay, but not actually interested).
Coming out of the other end of that I suggested to a dutch friend of mine I may just have become too Selfish now to be in any relationship, she said perhaps I was being selfish not being in a relationship.
My problem is I'm really good at spotting the connection between other people but a retard when it comes to spotting interest in myself. Well until I've left it too late that is.
So here I am thinking of changing the title of my blog to "The Loneliness of a Long Distance Commuter".
Quote from: Hominid on January 26, 2014, 08:50:52 PM
I'll take either, donated to the Hominid Foundation for Vagina and Booby Collection For The Purpose Of Redistributing To Dudists dot com
Now there's an idea! ;D(http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/default/images/post/thumbup.gif)
Just to show that my life is going round in little circles:
Stumble! gave me this today:
http://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/3/2923/George_Carlin.jpg (http://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/3/2923/George_Carlin.jpg)
Quote from: meekon5 on January 28, 2014, 07:31:52 AM
Just to show that my life is going round in little circles:
Stumble! gave me this today:
http://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/3/2923/George_Carlin.jpg (http://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/3/2923/George_Carlin.jpg)
The dude was 100% correct. He hit the nail right on the head!