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Title: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: Rev. Iconocclesiastes on January 13, 2014, 08:13:35 PM
To Whom It May Concern: can the Swami get a hug, please, from anybody who wants to extend one?  (Arms out, reaching for a hug).  Can the Swwmi get a  little love here, man?      8)
Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 13, 2014, 10:12:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. Iconocclesiastes on January 13, 2014, 08:13:35 PM
To Whom It May Concern: can the Swami get a hug, please, from anybody who wants to extend one?  (Arms out, reaching for a hug).  Can the Swwmi get a  little love here, man?      8)

Dude, that "hug" line is getting a bit old, and boarding on spam. If anyone wants to give you a hug, they'll let you know. How about getting a lane and roiling a few instead?
Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: Rev. Iconocclesiastes on January 14, 2014, 11:07:06 AM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on January 13, 2014, 10:12:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. Iconocclesiastes on January 13, 2014, 08:13:35 PM
To Whom It May Concern: can the Swami get a hug, please, from anybody who wants to extend one?  (Arms out, reaching for a hug).  Can the Swwmi get a  little love here, man?      8)

Dude, that "hug" line is getting a bit old, and boarding on spam. If anyone wants to give you a hug, they'll let you know. How about getting a lane and roiling a few instead?

First of all:  I call you "Dude".  You do not call me "Dude".  I'm the Swami, so that's what you call me.

Hey, I love you, man.  I get emotional; after all, strong men also cry...strong men also cry.      8)
Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: Hominid on January 14, 2014, 03:09:55 PM
For someone who just wants to hang with us, and take it easy, you're throwing your weight around quite a bit, telling us to hug you, what name to call you by, and refusing to answer legitimate questions after stirring up a shit storm. 

You're on the verge of getting punted dude, give your head a shake, and stop pushing your rules on us.  *This* is why religious fundies are very unliked here.
Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: Caesar dude on January 14, 2014, 10:02:59 PM
Hominid mate. I see you. I hear you. I'm with you dude. I wrote it somewhere else. Just ignore the twat. It will get bored eventually!

Peace dudes
Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 16, 2014, 08:22:51 PM
Quote from: Caesar dude on January 14, 2014, 10:02:59 PM
Hominid mate. I see you. I hear you. I'm with you dude. I wrote it somewhere else. Just ignore the twat. It will get bored eventually!

Peace dudes

I never get bored with twat. ;D(http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/default/images/post/thumbup.gif)
Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: Hominid on January 16, 2014, 08:30:43 PM
Hee hee...  twat.  Pussy. Vagina. She hole. Serpent socket....  I feel 13 again.
Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: Caesar dude on January 16, 2014, 09:51:27 PM
Twat is in daily use now in UK....it's not even considered swearing DB! :)
Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: Caesar dude on January 16, 2014, 09:53:45 PM
And Hominid.....you can use all those words but not twunt!! That's purile.... ;)
Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: Hominid on January 16, 2014, 10:10:59 PM
So pole hole is okay?  Stench trench? Bone collector? 


I kill myself....
Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: Caesar dude on January 16, 2014, 10:15:19 PM
All of those are good....

Otters pocket...is fine as is velvet clam....but NOT twunt! ;)
Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: Hominid on January 16, 2014, 10:34:47 PM
You tempt me.....
Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: Caesar dude on January 16, 2014, 10:37:46 PM
No no!!! You must not Hominid dude....

It is infantile and purile and less than becoming ...... ;)
Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: Hominid on January 16, 2014, 10:48:13 PM
Twu....   twu.... TWU..........

Damn, I can't do it...  CURSES!
Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: Caesar dude on January 16, 2014, 10:53:44 PM
Are you a fucking owl now Hominid mate!!? ;)
Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: Hominid on January 16, 2014, 10:59:53 PM
twunt


I feel so much better now. 
Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: Caesar dude on January 16, 2014, 11:01:13 PM
I also missed out the fact if you dare to complete the word twunt....you may be in danger of being called juvenile.....


And you don't want that now do you!! ? ;)
Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: Caesar dude on January 16, 2014, 11:02:14 PM
You delinquent! ;)
Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 16, 2014, 11:24:54 PM
Quote from: Caesar dude on January 16, 2014, 09:51:27 PM
Twat is in daily use now in UK....it's not even considered swearing DB! :)

;D(http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/default/images/post/thumbup.gif)
Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: Shagbeard on January 17, 2014, 01:05:52 AM
We here on the other side of the pond give the pig skin the ol punt
Bunch of achievers running back and forth to the ends is their stunt
The freaking, screaming, reactionary broad that just piss us off is a cunt
Little guy whom does not always get a break is a runt
Wait, wait, that person who causes opposition and is a fool... Ah frak they be a twunt

Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: Hominid on January 17, 2014, 08:36:49 AM
Quote from: Caesar dude on January 16, 2014, 11:01:13 PM
I also missed out the fact if you dare to complete the word twunt....you may be in danger of being called juvenile.....


And you don't want that now do you!! ? ;)

...been called worse! 
Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 17, 2014, 09:12:18 PM
Quote from: Hominid on January 17, 2014, 08:36:49 AM
Quote from: Caesar dude on January 16, 2014, 11:01:13 PM
I also missed out the fact if you dare to complete the word twunt....you may be in danger of being called juvenile.....


And you don't want that now do you!! ? ;)

...been called worse! 

I try my best to be called a strumpet. ;D
Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: meekon5 on January 18, 2014, 08:29:36 AM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on January 17, 2014, 09:12:18 PM
Quote from: Hominid on January 17, 2014, 08:36:49 AM
Quote from: Caesar dude on January 16, 2014, 11:01:13 PM
I also missed out the fact if you dare to complete the word twunt....you may be in danger of being called juvenile.....


And you don't want that now do you!! ? ;)

...been called worse! 

I try my best to be called a strumpet. ;D

Chance would be a fine thing.
Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 18, 2014, 04:45:05 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on January 18, 2014, 08:29:36 AM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on January 17, 2014, 09:12:18 PM
Quote from: Hominid on January 17, 2014, 08:36:49 AM
Quote from: Caesar dude on January 16, 2014, 11:01:13 PM
I also missed out the fact if you dare to complete the word twunt....you may be in danger of being called juvenile.....


And you don't want that now do you!! ? ;)

...been called worse! 

I try my best to be called a strumpet. ;D

Chance would be a fine thing.

8)(http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/default/images/post/thumbup.gif)
Title: Re: Can the Swami get a hug?
Post by: Caesar dude on January 19, 2014, 01:17:39 AM
This is not helping! Fucktard dudes.... ;)