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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Caesar dude on January 12, 2014, 12:15:03 AM

Title: Jeebus and a miracles
Post by: Caesar dude on January 12, 2014, 12:15:03 AM
Am I the only one that thinks Jesus was a bit of a twat.

After all, he managed to turn water into wine and didn't tell his mates how to do it!

He also chose wine when he could have at least picked Jack Daniels....or if he was really going to be kind....a damned good single malt!

What a Twat!  8)

Peace
Title: Re: Jeebus and a miracles
Post by: Caesar dude on January 12, 2014, 12:40:33 AM
Here's Dave Allens take on it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxo81Ok9Urk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxo81Ok9Urk)
Title: Re: Jeebus and a miracles
Post by: meekon5 on January 12, 2014, 12:45:53 PM
In the name of the son, and the father, and into the hole he goes.

Love Dave Alan.
Title: Re: Jeebus and a miracles
Post by: BikerDude on January 13, 2014, 03:49:19 PM
All they needed was a sap to pin it on,
They thought, hey, a deadbeat, a loser, someone the Roman community won't give a
shit about.
Title: Re: Jeebus and a miracles
Post by: meekon5 on January 19, 2014, 07:16:11 AM
Quote from: BikerDude on January 13, 2014, 03:49:19 PM
All they needed was a sap to pin it on,
They thought, hey, a deadbeat, a loser, someone the Roman community won't give a
shit about.

Exactly why Nero chose the christians to blame for the burning down of Rome, a small unimportant fringe group that no one would realy care about.