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The Dude Lifestyle => Oh, Jesus, what's that smell, man!? => Topic started by: DigitalBuddha on September 25, 2013, 02:00:37 AM

Title: Priest Caught With His Pants Down!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 25, 2013, 02:00:37 AM
Eight year olds... oh sorry, 15 year olds, dudes!

A Catholic priest in Pennsylvania was charged with molesting a 15-year-old boy after cops say he was caught in the act.

Father W. Jeffrey Paulish was allegedly found with the boy -- who was wearing no pants -- in a car on the Penn State University campus Thursday, CNN reports. Police say they discovered the 56-year-old Scranton priest and the boy while responding to the call of a suspicious vehicle.

http://www.skepticmoney.com/priest-caught-with-his-pants-down-literally-pictures-and-video/ (http://www.skepticmoney.com/priest-caught-with-his-pants-down-literally-pictures-and-video/)

The rat bastard!

(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1366637/thumbs/n-JEFFREY-PAULISH-large.jpg?6)

Title: Re: Priest Caught With His Pants Down!!
Post by: Hominid on September 25, 2013, 12:49:53 PM
The pope did say recently that celibacy was not a church dogma, only a tradition.  Maybe we'll see priests marrying in our lifetime? Then at least they'd have somewhere to express themselves sexually. Well, unless you get a hard core pederast, nuthin's gonna stop him...
Title: Re: Priest Caught With His Pants Down!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 26, 2013, 12:36:29 AM
Quote from: Hominid on September 25, 2013, 12:49:53 PM
The pope did say recently that celibacy was not a church dogma, only a tradition.  Maybe we'll see priests marrying in our lifetime? Then at least they'd have somewhere to express themselves sexually. Well, unless you get a hard core pederast, nuthin's gonna stop him...

A married priest digging zesty coitus, now that would be different!
Title: Re: Priest Caught With His Pants Down!!
Post by: Judd Dude on September 27, 2013, 09:53:40 AM
Man what the fuck. When is the Catholic Church gonna figure this shit out?! It happens too frequently and it's a real problem within the church. Fuckin pederasts! 
Title: Re: Priest Caught With His Pants Down!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 27, 2013, 03:45:28 PM
Quote from: Judd Dude on September 27, 2013, 09:53:40 AM
Man what the fuck. When is the Catholic Church gonna figure this shit out?! It happens too frequently and it's a real problem within the church. Fuckin pederasts! 

My answer is that they will do anything to keep the scam going...

(http://nicolations.followersofyah.com/nav/Pope-John-Paul-II-on-throne-in-Vatican.jpg)

...including covering up the rape of 15 year old boys.

Title: Re: Priest Caught With His Pants Down!!
Post by: Hominid on September 27, 2013, 08:16:03 PM
Yep, just follow the money. And the power.
Title: Re: Priest Caught With His Pants Down!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 28, 2013, 06:33:07 AM
Quote from: Hominid on September 27, 2013, 08:16:03 PM
Yep, just follow the money. And the power.

Fuckin' eh; it's like Lenin said "you look for the person who benefits"...