I'm actually laughing about this. All you can eat baby back ribs? MMMMM mmmmm! Does that come with flies, err, I mean fries?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKXrL5syc_s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKXrL5syc_s)
And what appears to be a happy ending:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy25froytEI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy25froytEI)
I hope I can get these chunks of vomitus out of my keyboard.