So you used to stumble on some zesty coitus in a bar by drinking the right beer; the right beer = 3 or 4 hot female forms checking you out. Now, fuck the beer; it's zesty coitus with the right Smart Phone or advanced Tablet device...
Wave of the future - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxBiQRCbhSI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxBiQRCbhSI)