As the blurb on this thread suggests, it's for people to share their own philosophies when it comes to Dudeism. I'd like to do so with my own, if you're not into the whole brevity thing...
My own philosophy on life was kinda like an epiphany. It came to me when I was watching Star Trek : The Next Generation one day about ten years ago. I'd had a few j's... well, more than a few actually, and I love TNG. But there I was, staring at Riker commanding the battle bridge against his newly-assimilated former captain, and it came to me.
At the end of the day, it's all bollocks.
For the puzzled, bollocks is an amazingly versatile British word and an explanation of it can be found here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bollocks).
yeah. bollocks. if the dude was british, he would have said "ah, bollocks" instead of "fuck it." as the upanishads said 4000 years ago "truth is one, the sages speak of it by many names." Same goes for bollocks.
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I was was thinking that the dude, if he were in fact a Brit, would say something like "ahh bugger it."
Quote from: digitalbuddha on March 22, 2007, 06:29:17 PM
I was was thinking that the dude, if he were in fact a Brit, would say something like "ahh bugger it."
Bugger it, let's go bowling
Quote from: digitalbuddha on March 22, 2007, 06:29:17 PM
I was was thinking that the dude, if he were in fact a Brit, would say something like "ahh bugger it."
Brits don't use the word fuck? how the fuck could someone NOT use the word fuck?? ??? :o
FUCK!!
Okay Dude. I can see you don't want to be cheered up here. C'mon Donny, let's go get us a lane.
Ah yeah i understand, Bollocks is a pair of testicles or something like that.
In the parlance of my land a pair of testicles are "balls" and the bollocks are "Boludos".
Maybe Jesus Quintana knows something about this
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on April 14, 2008, 01:40:00 PM
Ah yeah i understand, Bollocks is a pair of testicles or something like that.
In the parlance of my land a pair of testicles are "balls" and the bollocks are "Boludos".
Maybe Jesus Quintana knows something about this
That creep can roll, man.
Yeah, but he's a fucking pervert.
Fuck it, lets go bowling.
Well, certainly that's a possibility, Dude--
i dunno, "bollocks" confuses me, i dont like using a word that means testicles in a negative way, i happen to value my testicles very highly and my johnson too, i dont need your fuckin sympathy, i need my bollocks and my johnson!
am i wrong?
What do you need that for, Turtle?
Quote from: Turtle on June 06, 2008, 04:51:14 AM
i dunno, "bollocks" confuses me, i dont like using a word that means testicles in a negative way, i happen to value my testicles very highly and my johnson too, i dont need your fuckin sympathy, i need my bollocks and my johnson!
am i wrong?
bollocks does have a negative connotation, but oddly, if something is referred to as "the dogs bollocks" it means something that is really good... go figure
thats ...ah...just....weird.
And Andrea....I need it for...well...obviously ur not a golfer.
Yeah, i know, i know, you need it for make some pee on the rug, yeah i know, you're not dealing with a moron here. :D
Quote from: Turtle on June 06, 2008, 04:51:14 AM
i dunno, "bollocks" confuses me, i dont like using a word that means testicles in a negative way, i happen to value my testicles very highly and my johnson too, i dont need your fuckin sympathy, i need my bollocks and my johnson!
am i wrong?
And dude, "bollocks" is not the preferred nomenclature...machismo, please.
Quote from: Some Dude on January 14, 2008, 07:08:25 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on March 22, 2007, 06:29:17 PM
I was was thinking that the dude, if he were in fact a Brit, would say something like "ahh bugger it."
Brits don't use the word fuck? how the fuck could someone NOT use the word fuck?? ??? :o
FUCK!!
What in gods name are you blathering about?
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!
Quote from: Dude1967 on August 02, 2008, 05:14:02 PM
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!
..............this is a family restaurant.
Oh, please dear! I've got news for you: the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!
Quote from: Dude1967 on August 03, 2008, 02:17:47 PM
Oh, please dear! I've got news for you: the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!
.................I'm staying, enjoying my coffee.
What the fuck you talking about?
Have it your way ,dude
Quote from: brandt on August 04, 2008, 01:35:48 PM
What the fuck you talking about?
Have it your way ,dude
Yeah, man
Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 05, 2008, 11:44:18 PM
Quote from: brandt on August 04, 2008, 01:35:48 PM
What the fuck you talking about?
Have it your way ,dude
Yeah, man
Manolo will load it into your car for you, uh, Dude.
...and Brandt will fill you in on the details
Quote from: brandt on August 11, 2008, 09:43:43 AM
...and Brandt will fill you in on the details
just as long as fucking Waldo stays away
....eight year olds, dude
Well, okay, you're not privy to all the new shit, so uh, you know, but that's what you pay me for. Speaking of which, would it be possible for me to get my twenty grand in cash? I gotta check this with my accountant of course, but my concern is that, you know, it could bump me into a higher tax--
Waldo has crashed into the god damn mountain.
Brandt, give him the envelope
Don't fuck with us. If your Waldo owes money to Jackie Treehorn, that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
"Does it look like I'm married , man" (shows the moron his right hand)
"The toilet seats up, man" (with visible stain)
Now that's combat, eyeball to eyeball with the bowl
I?ll say it again
Strikes and gutters, ups and downs
That fucking strumpet
Quote from: Dude1967 on August 12, 2008, 04:09:07 PM
I?ll say it again
Strikes and gutters, ups and downs
That fucking strumpet
Something inside me thinks that "Waldo" probably came from the gutters. That little strumpet.
Take any rug in the house, it'll always tie the room together
Dude, uh, tomorrow is already the tenth.
Far out.
Fuckin' A
I'd appreciate it if you would come, and, uh, give me notes.
I think that my philosophy would be a good one but a common one... shit happens c'mon its a classic but also i kinda have say i'm gonna have another joint its great and it works. it turned me into a dude
yeah, and add to that to never look directly into the sun, or a fat woman.
My dudeist philosophy is simple ...."all is as it's meant to be"
It's a mantra with me and works for everything I come across...lose a job or a girl or even your joint...say the words and then think of the terrible possibilities that may have happened if you'd stayed in the job or with the girl or smoked the weed.
It works for the good stuff too...like getting an unexpected day off or meeting a hot chick or finding a bunch of weed....
All is as it's meant to be
Hey dudes...abide...love n light
How about: "All is as it isn't meant to be, but fuck it"?