Personally, I think that the middle finger should be in a category all it's own. The "sign of the middle finger" is in fact one of the best devices ever invented by dude-manity for the purposes of saving lives.
Do you have any idea how many fucking stupid people would be dead if it not for the life saving power of the sign of the middle finger? I mean, the other person would have had no other option but to "kill the son of a bitch" if he or she couldn't simply "flip them off" rather than kill the bastard. Even Walter had to resort to pulling out a piece on the lanes because, being the lug-head that he is, failed to flip off Smokey (who he believed was OVER THE LINE). This failure to use the middle finger almost cost Smokey his life. And we all know that Smokey was very fragile. Therefore I say that flipping off a person being very undude is a very dude like thing to do. ;D
I support the middle finger!
From my president...
(http://www.greatdreams.com/planes/bush-finger.jpg)
For muslim terrorists...
(http://jdra.mo-blog.jp/official/images/fuck_you.jpg)
For the asshole who just cut you off on the freeway...
(http://www.thepillory.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/middle-finger.jpg)
And even from illegal Mexicans busted for crossing the boarder...
(http://www.theschifferreport.com/images/illegal_aliens_FUCK_You.jpg)
It gets points here for conciseness and intent... it scores as a "gotcha" against your foes without the bloodshed.
It should only be used as a negative energy reflector. can't go spreading the hate man, but it works
I abide by the middle finger.
It's like shoe-throwing in other cultures...
Quote from: ozzy85 on December 19, 2008, 02:37:45 AM
It's like shoe-throwing in other cultures...
Must get expensive having to lose a shoe every time you want to give em' camel jockie version of the middle finger. I would go through 6 pairs a fucking week if I had to do that shit up. And what if you were wearing a dude like pair of rare dude inspired jelly saddles? Has it never occurred to them, ah Sir, that using the middle finger is far more cost effective? Fucking camel fuckers, gotta love em'
It is God's way of saying "Shut the fuck up Donnie!" :)
in the words of the late great alanis morrisette, isnt it ironic that as walter was screaming "over the line!" at Smokey, walter was really the one who was in fact "over the line" for the way he handled the situation. mark it 8...
Has everyone gone CRAZY? Am I the only one here who gives a shit about the rules!!???
Mark it zero!!
Was the middle finger ever used in the film?
Quote from: DirtDude on January 23, 2009, 04:40:37 PM
Was the middle finger ever used in the film?
Well dude, we just don't know.
Obviously you're not a golfer.
Quote from: Lebukowski on January 26, 2009, 08:48:27 AM
Obviously you're not a golfer.
I don't recall anyone farting either, but then again, I wasn't listening.
I think monty farted when he was preforming his cycle.
dude the farting is not the issue here!
Quote from: Hillbilly dude on April 24, 2009, 03:13:12 PM
I think monty farted when he was preforming his cycle.
Marty was dancing to Modest Mussorgsky's "Pictures at an Exhibition", which sounds like farting, so the mistake is understandable.
Oh, That's interesting man...
That's fucking interesting.
Fuck you Walter, leave me the fuck alone!!!!! A verbal middle finger perhaps? But the negativity of this was soon cancelled out by confirming attendance at practise.
We're talking about the dude here. Though we never see El dude use the sign of the middle finger in the B-L, we must remember that he was a member of the Seattle Seven (the un-compromised first draft) and undoubtedly had cause to extend the sign of the middle finger to the square community that doesn't give a shit on occasion. Am I wrong or just an asshole?
Okay then.
I don't know. I'm not sure that The Dude would get so worked up as to need such an energetic expression of displeasure.
It seems to me that if he was accosted by someone who was getting all worked up and insulting, he'd flip his hair back, done his shades and think 'fuck it, man'.
He's got a very Buddhist outlook in a lot of ways. Live your life as best you can and let life flow around you when it gets to be too much.
Quote from: kornkob on June 20, 2009, 03:28:17 PM
It seems to me that if he was accosted by someone who was getting all worked up and insulting, he'd flip his hair back, done his shades and think 'fuck it, man'.
The Dude's "middle finger"s are all verbal.
"Fuck it."
"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening."
"You don't have the girl, dipshit! We know you never did!"
The Dude simply can't be troubled to demean himself down to the levels of Walter or The Jesus. None of that horseshit registers with The Dude and he doesn't feel compelled to respond in kind.
Besides, gestures are a lot of work, man.
Quote from: his_dudeness on April 25, 2009, 02:02:48 AM
dude the farting is not the issue here!
Also, Dude, Farting is not the preferred nomenclature...
"Broke Wind," please...
What are you, a gastroenterologist now?
Quote from: forumdude on June 30, 2009, 12:30:04 AM
What are you, a gastroenterologist now?
We are sympathizing here, forumdude.
And dude, Ben's first draft......................
(http://unclestinky.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/fartproudly.png)
If a marmot farts in a bathtub and no one hears it, did it make a sound?
Quote from: sufidude on June 30, 2009, 07:50:22 AM
If a marmot farts in a bathtub and no one hears it, did it make a sound?
Yeah, the marmot heard it ;D
What are you, a park ranger now?
Quote from: sufidude on July 01, 2009, 01:53:17 AM
What are you, a park ranger now?
We are sympathizing here, dude.
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 01, 2009, 11:47:30 PM
We are sympathizing here, dude.
I don't need you're fucking sympathy, man, I need Gas-X for my fucking marmot!
Quote from: sufidude on July 02, 2009, 01:47:40 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 01, 2009, 11:47:30 PM
We are sympathizing here, dude.
I don't need you're fucking sympathy, man, I need Gas-X for my fucking marmot!
What do you need that for, Sufidude?
You see digbyskid, this is a fucking show marmot, with fucking papers. I cant have it farting in every tub it gets thrown into- it greases up the pelt.
Man, if my ex-wife asked me to watch her flatulent marmot while her and boyfriend go to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself!
Quote from: digbys kid on July 02, 2009, 03:43:38 PM
Man, if my ex-wife asked me to watch her flatulent marmot while her and boyfriend go to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself!
Fucking marmot has fucking papers!!!!
Quote from: sufidude on July 02, 2009, 08:50:17 PM
Quote from: digbys kid on July 02, 2009, 03:43:38 PM
Man, if my ex-wife asked me to watch her flatulent marmot while her and boyfriend go to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself!
Fucking marmot has fucking papers!!!!
Let me tell
you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit, you flash a marmot out on the lanes? I'll snatch it out your hands, stick it up your ass, and squeeze the fucker 'til it goes "click".
Quote from: digbys kid on July 02, 2009, 10:15:18 PM
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit, you flash a marmot out on the lanes? I'll snatch it out your hands, stick it up your ass, and squeeze the fucker 'til it goes "click".
JESUS!
Quote from: sufidude on July 03, 2009, 12:58:42 AM
Quote from: digbys kid on July 02, 2009, 10:15:18 PM
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit, you flash a marmot out on the lanes? I'll snatch it out your hands, stick it up your ass, and squeeze the fucker 'til it goes "click".
JESUS!
You said it mang, nobody fucks with the Marmot!
Quote from: brandt on July 03, 2009, 11:22:26 AM
Quote from: sufidude on July 03, 2009, 12:58:42 AM
Quote from: digbys kid on July 02, 2009, 10:15:18 PM
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit, you flash a marmot out on the lanes? I'll snatch it out your hands, stick it up your ass, and squeeze the fucker 'til it goes "click".
JESUS!
You said it mang, nobody fucks with the Marmot!
Eight-year-olds, Dude.
Quote from: digbys kid on July 03, 2009, 12:45:46 PM
Quote from: brandt on July 03, 2009, 11:22:26 AM
Quote from: sufidude on July 03, 2009, 12:58:42 AM
Quote from: digbys kid on July 02, 2009, 10:15:18 PM
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit, you flash a marmot out on the lanes? I'll snatch it out your hands, stick it up your ass, and squeeze the fucker 'til it goes "click".
JESUS!
You said it mang, nobody fucks with the Marmot!
Eight-year-olds, Dude.
My art has been commended as being strongly marmot. Which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Marmot. Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say. Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or his "marmot".
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 04, 2009, 03:35:14 AM
My art has been commended as being strongly marmot. Which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Marmot. Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say. Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or his "marmot".
Jackie Treehorn treats marmots like women, man.
Quote from: sufidude on July 04, 2009, 10:37:57 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 04, 2009, 03:35:14 AM
My art has been commended as being strongly marmot. Which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Marmot. Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say. Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or his "marmot".
Jackie Treehorn treats marmots like women, man.
Her co-star in the beaver picture?
Fuck it
Quote from: Dude1967 on July 04, 2009, 12:28:33 PM
Fuck it
That's your answer to everything, Dude. And let me point out--pacifism is not--look at our current situation with that marmot-fucker in Iraq--marmot are not something to hide behind.
I think I'm gonna have to disagree with you on this one here...the finger is a blatant act of aggression...man.
Not very dude or related to abiding.
Now, if this were Sobchakinism.com, that's another story.
Quote from: WeAreSame on July 05, 2009, 02:32:43 PM
I think I'm gonna have to disagree with you on this one here...the finger is a blatant act of aggression...man.
Not very dude or related to abiding.
Now, if this were Sobchakinism.com, that's another story.
Well dude, we just don't know. The middle finger can mean many things. An offer for coitus, perhaps?.................
(http://www.naughty.com/news/Christina_Aguilera/Naked_Sundays/images/Christina_Aguilera_Flipping_The_Finger_Photo.jpg)
Not exactly a lightweight
Quote from: Lebukowski on July 09, 2009, 02:18:46 AM
Not exactly a lightweight
And a good day to you sir!!
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 05, 2009, 03:39:48 PM
Well dude, we just don't know. The middle finger can mean many things. An offer for coitus, perhaps?.................
(http://www.naughty.com/news/Christina_Aguilera/Naked_Sundays/images/Christina_Aguilera_Flipping_The_Finger_Photo.jpg)
I'm just gonna find a cash machine. :)
Quote from: Lebukowski on July 09, 2009, 02:18:46 AM
Not exactly a lightweight
Her art has been commended as being strongly vaginal.
Quote from: DirtDude on July 09, 2009, 06:22:17 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 05, 2009, 03:39:48 PM
Well dude, we just don't know. The middle finger can mean many things. An offer for coitus, perhaps?.................
(http://www.naughty.com/news/Christina_Aguilera/Naked_Sundays/images/Christina_Aguilera_Flipping_The_Finger_Photo.jpg)
I'm just gonna find a cash machine. :)
Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Solidarity from your UK Dude cousins (via SoCal) - we do it this way:
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/welcometotheuklargerbmp.jpg)
Would it not be a better world if, rather than having wars, terrorists attacks, riots, murders, street muggings, we all settled our feelings of hate, distrust and undudeness by giving the finger to "the asshole" instead of all that violent shit?
Consider................
Hitler hates Jews (the anti-Semitic fucker), so he has his fucking nazis flip off every Jew instead of killing 6 million of them. The Jews flip off the nazis bastards back. No concentration camps, no gas, holocaust.
Muslim terrorists flip off America instead of slamming jets into big buildings and 3000 lives are saved. We flip off the camel fuckers back. No war, no problems, no 911.
WWII, America, England, France, Canada and Russia, and the allies flip off Germany, Japan and Italy, while Germany, Japan and Italy flip off America, England, France, Canada and Russia, and the allies. Result; no one gets killed or fucked up during the war.
Dudes, I long for a dude like world that settles it's differences using the middle finger.
DB, Yeah WW2 - I wouldn't like to see the Spitfires go, though; maybe they could be refitted to fire rainbow bubbles or paint (or some such). Anyway, Dude, here's a little something for ya from Milan (someone must have been taking notes): http://acidcow.com/pics/13627-middle-finger-displayed-in-milan-8-pics.html (http://acidcow.com/pics/13627-middle-finger-displayed-in-milan-8-pics.html)
Quote from: cakebelly on September 30, 2010, 01:38:18 PM
DB, Yeah WW2 - I wouldn't like to see the Spitfires go, though; maybe they could be refitted to fire rainbow bubbles or paint (or some such). Anyway, Dude, here's a little something for ya from Milan (someone must have been taking notes): http://acidcow.com/pics/13627-middle-finger-displayed-in-milan-8-pics.html (http://acidcow.com/pics/13627-middle-finger-displayed-in-milan-8-pics.html)
Fucking eh, now THAT is the dude-like spirit! Rise that finger high and then abide!
If you hate someone (very undude, by the way) just flip the fucker off and go bowling.
Quote from: cakebelly on September 30, 2010, 01:38:18 PM
DB, Yeah WW2 - I wouldn't like to see the Spitfires go, though; maybe they could be refitted to fire rainbow bubbles or paint (or some such). Anyway, Dude, here's a little something for ya from Milan (someone must have been taking notes): http://acidcow.com/pics/13627-middle-finger-displayed-in-milan-8-pics.html (http://acidcow.com/pics/13627-middle-finger-displayed-in-milan-8-pics.html)
I'm sorry I got distracted (http://www.chilloutpoint.com/misc/cartoon-characters-behind-the-scene.html) what were you saying man?
Dude :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rKYL0tW-Ek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rKYL0tW-Ek)
or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwNQf08Kxsw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwNQf08Kxsw)
Stuff I dug today: http://erkie.github.com/ (http://erkie.github.com/)
What's wrong with a bit of thumb-biting, I say?
Quote from: cakebelly on October 01, 2010, 11:13:44 AM
Dude :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rKYL0tW-Ek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rKYL0tW-Ek)
or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwNQf08Kxsw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwNQf08Kxsw)
Stuff I dug today: http://erkie.github.com/ (http://erkie.github.com/)
Monty Python, worthy fucking humor. The man behind the camera; now that's comedy.
Hey, update637 - go fuck yourself(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/finger.gif)
Quote from: cakebelly on December 12, 2010, 10:18:09 PM
Hey, update637 - go fuck yourself(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/finger.gif)
cakedude. who is update637? A human paraquat undude?
Another f'n spammer, Dude - sport shoe pusher this time (with pics); he was dealt with in a zesty Dudely fashion by Forumdude, Gary. 8)
Quote from: cakebelly on December 13, 2010, 02:14:55 AM
Another f'n spammer, Dude - sport shoe pusher this time (with pics); he was dealt with in a zesty Dudely fashion by Forumdude, Gary. 8)
update637, you don't draw shit around here. We got a nice quiet beach community here, and we aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain.
We don't like you sucking around bothering our citizens, update637.
We don't like your jerk-off name, we don't like your jerk-off face, we don't like your jerk-off behavior, and we don't like you, jerkoff --do we make myselves clear?
See I still think we should have a "Spammer was Here" notice.
Otherwise you get a bunch of us looking like we've suddenly got'n tourettes.
Quote from: meekon5 on December 14, 2010, 07:35:13 AM
See I still think we should have a "Spammer was Here" notice.
Otherwise you get a bunch of us looking like we've suddenly got'n tourettes.
Something like this.........
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRn1AszETYHRov_ogV3YzMsFls7xDMmvL9mFveA8GXEEfVV7o9g)
Or more simply:
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5006/5260297143_53c9421fbb.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/meekon5/5260297143/)
Or more subtly:
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5006/5260297143_53c9421fbb_m.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/meekon5/5260297143/)
Or even more subtly:
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5006/5260297143_53c9421fbb_s.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/meekon5/5260297143/)
As above but perhaps with the addition of one of these: (http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/cakebelly/assholemeritbadge.jpg)
I was thinking more just a place marker to show something had been removed. Rather than awarding badges.
"I was thinking more just a place marker to show something had been removed. Rather than awarding badges."
Yeah, got that (good idea) - just adding the badge there for a laugh.
Zero tolerance to spammers; stick up their asses until it goes click..........
(http://www.jet-pac.org/blogmedia/2009/07/johnturturro.jpg)
(http://www.flayme.com/images/zero.jpg)
Quote from: cakebelly on December 14, 2010, 12:37:04 PM
"I was thinking more just a place marker to show something had been removed. Rather than awarding badges."
Yeah, got that (good idea) - just adding the badge there for a laugh.
Sorry Cake I was being purposely contrite there (an attempt at humour on my part).
Quote from: digitalbuddha on December 14, 2010, 03:01:45 PM
Zero tolerance to spammers; stick up their asses until it goes click..........
(http://www.flayme.com/images/zero.jpg)
Bum that disqualifies two of my main enjoyments on this site (I don't spam either)
You know what they say right? "spam baaad!"