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The Dude Lifestyle => Human Paraquat => Topic started by: DigitalBuddha on June 28, 2013, 04:54:33 AM

Title: Unchecked aggression get checked by fellow dudes!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 28, 2013, 04:54:33 AM
So I'm thinking this unchecked aggression will not stand, man! >:(  :P

WTF?! "Dudeism is a dangerous religion and a satanic cult threatening our society's moral fabric..."

Undude, what have you been smokin'? Or, more to the point; what SHOULD YOU be smokin'? ???

Dudeism promotes or glorifies a man who is infamous for  :o :o :o

-alcohol use
-unemployment
-slacking
-drug use (marijuana)
-unprotected sex
-apathy
-ignorance to tax code
-paying rent late
-doesn't know how to secure a door
-either being an anti-war activist...


"infamous?" Well, that's just like your opinion, man! "tax code, unemployment, slacking?" ...is this, what day is this? ;D

Let me tell you something pendejo; My answers...

-alcohol use ... BEER, and more BEER! Another round of oat sodas, Gary! The dude abides!
-unemployment ... I do not have a job, Sir, I have my own clients, what day is this?
-slacking ... hell yeah!
-drug use (marijuana) ... hey, this is a private residence, man!
-unprotected sex ... who wants to be protected from sex? Zesty coitus!
-apathy ... huh?
-ignorance to tax code ... yup, as much as I can get away with and my tax lawyer will let me!
-paying rent late ... I pay everything late! Yeah, I'll slip it under the door maybe Wednesday!
-doesn't know how to secure a door ... bullshit, it's easy; a few boards, a few nails, a chair; my troubles are over, dudes.
-either being an anti-war activist ... war sucks, I'd rather fight my In-and-out-burger and fries!

:o :o He's crackin'! - http://ipka.wordpress.com/2012/05/01/why-dudeism-is-a-dangerous-religion-and-a-satanic-cult-threatening-our-societys-moral-fabric/ (http://ipka.wordpress.com/2012/05/01/why-dudeism-is-a-dangerous-religion-and-a-satanic-cult-threatening-our-societys-moral-fabric/)

And the dudes roll a few back, commenting...


- I am a dudeist and it feels good !

- Dudeism promotes the life outlook and spiritual approach of a man that is...

- You are not wrong.. You are just an asshole

- this aggression will not stand ,man

- just take it easy man

- Mind if I do a J?

- What in God's holy name are you blathering about?

- The dude abides, man.

AND MORE! ;D

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Title: Re: Unchecked aggression get checked by fellow dudes!
Post by: wuliheron on June 28, 2013, 06:04:10 AM
LOL, I lived on anarchistic hippy communes for about ten years. We once had a guy drop in who then put a Black Sabbath tape or whatever in the toaster oven saying it was the devil's own music. We just escorted him off the property and ask he never come back. We had two guys drop in like that once, strip off all their cloths, and start chasing the women around. Some people watch all the wrong cartoons if you ask me and need to try new ones.  ;D
Title: Re: Unchecked aggression get checked by fellow dudes!
Post by: LotsaBadKarma on June 28, 2013, 06:06:52 AM
Might help if he used Spell-Check.

Well, if we Dudeists are threatening society's moral fabric let me be the first to yell

Fuckin' A!


I would say that the people in charge are a big part of the moral fabric of this country. These are people that some folks think of as father figures, other folks think of as mother figures, but I think of as Funny Uncle Dick that nobody talks about but who always shows up at Xmas with his hand out. You know, that human paraquat who, after just passing him on the sidewalk you feel like you need a shower. The one that nobody in their right mind would ever call when they need a babysitter.
But the real fact of the matter is that we threaten nossing. Speaking for myself I just want a little peace and quiet, I wanna roll a few lines, spark a J and sip one helluva Caucasian.
I kinda got the feeling that this guy isn't seriously on the attack. I think he started that thing to see what kind of a reaction he would get and he certainly succeeded in that. I was going to read all the responses but there were so many that it was exhausting.
Title: Re: Unchecked aggression get checked by fellow dudes!
Post by: MindAbiding on September 10, 2013, 07:53:12 AM
The moral fabric of which this Dude speaks most certainly does NOT tie the room together, dudes. And I, myself, have no qualms pissing on it.
Title: Re: Unchecked aggression get checked by fellow dudes!
Post by: eoddude on September 12, 2013, 03:35:38 PM
My moral fibre could do with a bit of threatening - as in some good old fashioned ugly bumping., i just got divorced again to get rid of the source of aggression in my life.  Now all is peace. Ahhhhhh.
Title: Re: Unchecked aggression get checked by fellow dudes!
Post by: Havazhyol on September 13, 2013, 02:34:08 AM
Jezz turned water into wine, so he promotes alcohol use. Hence he is evil.
And, when looking closely to his ime and place, I bet they had some 'shrooms or funny stuff.
He had no job either, just hang with his budies all the time,...

Seriously man this article was written by nihilist, don't take his words seriously. Take a beer man.
Title: Re: Unchecked aggression get checked by fellow dudes!
Post by: HnauHnakrapunt on November 20, 2020, 09:05:59 AM
QuoteHe had no job either
He had, at least before 30 - he was a carpenter. But it is rather hard to make furniture in the wilderness.