Sad state of affairs, fellow Dudes. This here's a Dudeist who is one heck of a lousy bowler and there's a bowling party invite in my near future. Any tips? :(
If you really suck dude, wear shoes that will protect your feet if you drop the ball.
Quote from: Chaplain K on June 25, 2013, 05:11:51 PM
Sad state of affairs, fellow Dudes. This here's a Dudeist who is one heck of a lousy bowler and there's a bowling party invite in my near future. Any tips? :(
Drink more beer between rolls, and if possible, lick the ball before each roll. ;D And most of all; have fun. 8)
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Advice appreciated! I'll also be looking for a wise cowboy stranger drinking sarsaparilla... 8)
Quote from: Chaplain K on June 26, 2013, 07:01:16 PM
Advice appreciated! I'll also be looking for a wise cowboy stranger drinking sarsaparilla... 8)
Fuckin' eh! Sometimes you eat the b'har, sometimes, whal, the b'har, it eats you.
Update: I put on my Dude gear, put on my Dudeitude and didn't do too shabby considering I hadn't been in a bowling alley for 20+ years. There was sarsaparilla but no bar - no oat sodas! We even had a wise old cowboy in our midst to add to the atmosphere. Looking forward to rolling again...
Obviously, you're not a golfer. Nice job, Chaplain K. And you will get better with more practice, keep rolling.
Glad you had fun Chaplain. Like Oompa said, the more you roll the better you'll get. I haven't been bowlin' in ages, need to go roll a ball myself.