I've posted this link in a couple of other threads but it seems so entertaining that I decided to give it a life of its own.
Enjoy. I think this dude used to be on Kids in the Hall.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ba0cc80eec/nsa-wiretapping-public-service-announcement (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ba0cc80eec/nsa-wiretapping-public-service-announcement)
I feel sorry for the poor schmuck who taps in and listens to some of my phone calls or bothers to look at my internet trackings. He'd be bored to tears - at least until he got here, and we could enlighten him... 8)