This Vatican thing is becoming more exciting than a duel episode of Grays Anatomy and Dallas on Survivor Island where instead of being voted off, the losers are cooked on a spit and consumed one by one.
Turns out that the Pope may be stepping down as the result of a blackmail scheme involving a ring of Gay Priests and gay prostitutes within the Vatican it's self.
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two Italian publications reported over the weekend that Benedict had decided to resign not because of age, but because of a brewing scandal over the blackmail of gay priests by male prostitutes in Rome.
Benedict received a 300-page report in December detailing the possible blackmail, la Repubblica newspaper and the Panorama news weekly reported, citing an unidentified senior Vatican official and dozens of unnamed sources.
It seems that the Lord is in a coma...
http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/25/world/europe/vatican-archbishop-resigns/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/25/world/europe/vatican-archbishop-resigns/index.html)
Gays in the Vatican - surely not!!!
Vatican soccer team?
The new Pope.
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the new Jesus?
God
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