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The Dude Lifestyle => Human Paraquat => Topic started by: meekon5 on February 22, 2013, 12:08:03 PM

Title: Is it a Bird?
Post by: meekon5 on February 22, 2013, 12:08:03 PM
Is it a Bird?

Is it a plane?




(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/22/article-2282593-182FA8A7000005DC-646_964x1059.jpg)

No it's just a cock with wings on!

FUCK! Did it again, hit modify instead of quote...sorry, mang, no harm intended.


Title: Re: Is it a Bird?
Post by: BikerDude on February 22, 2013, 12:12:15 PM
At some point doesn't this sort of celebrity begin to qualify as child abuse?
Given the changing times I expect at some time he'll begin to undergo treatments to make himself black and end up looking like a young Michael Jackson.
Title: Re: Is it a Bird?
Post by: milnie on February 22, 2013, 05:03:43 PM
I nearly spilt my drink dude :)
Title: Re: Is it a Bird?
Post by: Boston Rockbury on February 22, 2013, 06:17:02 PM
I'm sure he is a very nice person bringing harmless entertainment to millions of happy people.
All of us look a total dick sometimes. Actually I'm a bit of an expert at that myself.
It's tempting to make fun of people when they look like a complete Johnson but I'm trying hard to break the addiction.
Title: Re: Is it a Bird?
Post by: RighteousDude on February 23, 2013, 01:54:30 AM
I find myself strangely and inexplicably proud of the fact that I have no idea who that is.
Title: Re: Is it a Bird?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on April 29, 2013, 10:24:05 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on February 22, 2013, 12:08:03 PM
Is it a Bird?

Is it a plane?




(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/22/article-2282593-182FA8A7000005DC-646_964x1059.jpg)

No it's just a cock with wings on!

Holy shit!! I almost missed this one!! That shit made me laugh so fucking hard I spit my beer all over my keyboard, mang!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Is it a Bird?
Post by: BrotherShamus on April 29, 2013, 11:11:11 PM
I dunno if we have any fans of the movie Brazil here, but

(http://i.goldstar.com/gse_media/113/0/brazil-010913.jpg?w=920&h=520&q=30)

he totally stole that from the film.

Anyway, that kid needs to get over himself
Title: Re: Is it a Bird?
Post by: RevKHyler on April 30, 2013, 02:04:42 PM
Wish I DIDN'T know who that damn kid is!
Haven't seen Brazil for ages, gonna have to watch it this weekend.  8)
Title: Re: Is it a Bird?
Post by: LotsaBadKarma on April 30, 2013, 04:14:13 PM
My favorite Bieber vid is the one that shows him puking on stage.
Title: Re: Is it a Bird?
Post by: Caesar dude on April 30, 2013, 06:04:23 PM
Quote from: LotsaBadKarma on April 30, 2013, 04:14:13 PM
My favorite Bieber vid is the one that shows him puking on stage.

You've watched a Beaver video!

Strange dude...very strange! ;)
Title: Re: Is it a Bird?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on April 30, 2013, 09:59:12 PM
Quote from: Caesar dude on April 30, 2013, 06:04:23 PM
Quote from: LotsaBadKarma on April 30, 2013, 04:14:13 PM
My favorite Bieber vid is the one that shows him puking on stage.

You've watched a Beaver video!

Strange dude...very strange! ;)

You mean, vagina? ;D
Title: Re: Is it a Bird?
Post by: LotsaBadKarma on May 01, 2013, 01:09:46 AM
Haha, most people who know me, if polled, would arrive at the consensus that I am strange.....very strange.

HOWEVER


That does not change the fact that I saw Justin "Beaver" Bieber blow a pile of chow onstage. You see, on You Tube I have a number of stations that I subscribe to: Doug Stanhope, Joe Rogan, and other assorted shitheads. Anyway, on one of the channels somebody put up the Bieber puke video. I'm not proud of it but.....wait a fuckin' minute, I am totally proud of it, I watched that Goddamn video 5 or 6 times and laughed my ass off. Watching him upchuck in front of an audience is something that I feel privileged to have seen.
Probably all you would have to do is go to You Tube and type "Bieber Pukes" in the search window (yeah, like you didn't already do it) and you can watch this legend in his own mind void the contents of his stomach in front of a whole bunch of people who walked out of the auditorium that night in agreement that they would have gladly paid double or triple the face price on the tickets to see THAT show!
Check it out dudes, it's fuckin' inneresting.
Title: Re: Is it a Bird?
Post by: meekon5 on May 01, 2013, 12:15:36 PM
Quote from: BrotherShamus on April 29, 2013, 11:11:11 PM
I dunno if we have any fans of the movie Brazil here, but

(http://i.goldstar.com/gse_media/113/0/brazil-010913.jpg?w=920&h=520&q=30)

he totally stole that from the film.

Anyway, that kid needs to get over himself

Only the European ending (the one where everyone dies) though.

Brazil that is not Justin Chunder.