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Love it!
Or, just install a fake camera on the corner of the house...
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I have a basket with a few old copies of Guns and Ammo and Field and Stream sitting between a 36 gun fire safe and my favorite chair in my living room. Heck, the size 15 work boots are actually mine. Guess all that's missing is a nice note.
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I would think you could just leave a banjo sitting out on the porch