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Miscellaneous What-Have-You => What You're Blathering About => Topic started by: Heller on September 16, 2008, 10:36:30 AM

Title: What's a dude to do?
Post by: Heller on September 16, 2008, 10:36:30 AM
I think I have to, like, get a job.
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: brandt on September 17, 2008, 12:38:02 AM
Like your parents did, sir

Let me know of any interesting opportunities...One is always in need of a job..the royal ,we
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: ozzy85 on September 17, 2008, 02:11:07 AM
?... What day is this?
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: brandt on September 17, 2008, 02:07:01 PM
We could apply to be a nihilist, but I hear it must be exhausting.

Maybe just start out part time ???
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: midwaydude on September 21, 2008, 04:21:50 PM
get job that you can like chill at man. like a radio station or damn lost my thought
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: Dude1967 on September 22, 2008, 11:35:25 AM
Quote from: Heller on September 16, 2008, 10:36:30 AM
I think I have to, like, get a job.
what do you need that for, Dude?
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: Andrea D. on September 23, 2008, 04:28:29 PM
That´s bummer man
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: always abides on September 23, 2008, 09:01:58 PM
what about a fucking park ranger, man?
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: brandt on September 24, 2008, 11:14:36 AM
Roadie for Metallica....but they're a bunch of assholes
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: Dude1967 on September 25, 2008, 08:51:13 AM
marmot handler
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: Andrea D. on September 26, 2008, 05:24:52 PM
If you're looking for a job, you're entering a world of pain.
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: brandt on September 28, 2008, 07:55:13 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on September 26, 2008, 05:24:52 PM
If you're looking for a job, you're entering a world of pain.

Would that be a rug peer or an "over the line" bowler ???
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: Heller on September 30, 2008, 11:31:02 PM
working is so undude. I cannot abide.
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: brandt on October 01, 2008, 01:04:52 AM
Quote from: Heller on September 30, 2008, 11:31:02 PM
working is so undude. I cannot abide.

This is our concern, Dude
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: Andrea D. on October 01, 2008, 10:15:36 AM
Work = A world of pain.
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: always abides on October 01, 2008, 01:19:07 PM
fuckin a
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: brandt on October 01, 2008, 02:25:57 PM
Quote from: Heller on September 30, 2008, 11:31:02 PM
working is so undude. I cannot abide.

Were you listening to the Dude's job description?

You're like a child, wandering into the middle of an unemployment line ::)
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: Dude1967 on October 02, 2008, 06:37:50 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on October 01, 2008, 10:15:36 AM
Work = A world of pain.
Fuckin' A, Dudette
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: TheGermanNihilist on October 24, 2008, 06:39:20 AM
As I read in another forum....

if EVERYONE is dude, who will build the bowling alleys? My response to this subject is simple. You can be a dude and still be employed.

You need to make at least $180...

Just because we're UNEMPLOYED DOESN'T MAKE US SAPS!


Is there a Ralph's around there?

I'm going to work in a Security Firm here in Germany....hopefully. If they don't hire me, they're out of their element.
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: Andrea D. on October 30, 2008, 11:14:41 AM
Well, yeah, is very difficult to be a dude, or a dudette in my case, because you´ll always need the fucking money man, you know... for some kalhuas, some bowling, etc.
But you're right, you can be a dude and  still have a job, in fact, when your boss comes to you whit some request you can look at him and tell him "that's fucking interesting, that's fucking interesting" or" sorry i wasn´t listening".Is a very cool idea, i read it on the book.
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: Kaisama on October 10, 2009, 05:43:32 PM
o.0
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: FuckinA on January 18, 2010, 07:18:28 AM
Well, taking 'er easy man,

that's to say: the dude ABIDES!
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: Bartender on January 20, 2010, 04:31:33 PM
And what do you do, sir?
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: meekon5 on January 21, 2010, 06:39:14 AM
See that's where I think I've got a fairly Dudeist job (yes I bow my head I'm employed).

I work as a Database Administrator (DBA) and Developer for the natural History Museum here in the UK.

Now the main job of a DBA is to ensure they exclude themselves from the process as much as possible. My job is basically making sure I do as little as possible, and the machines do it for me.

The joy is they have to keep me on because when something goes wrong or needs changing I'm the man.
Title: Re: What's a dude to do?
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on January 21, 2010, 08:52:28 PM
Thats fucking interesting, and you better check with your accountant, because
that dba thing may affect your tax bracket

and yes like lenin said;  look to where..  the one who uh, ...profits...

The database probably kidnapped itself!