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Dudeist Religion => Dudeist Spiritualism => Topic started by: Dude1967 on September 13, 2008, 11:57:49 PM

Title: A Prayer
Post by: Dude1967 on September 13, 2008, 11:57:49 PM
I am surrounded by Nihilists, Reactionaries, and People Who's Thinking Is Too Uptight, but I will Abide.
Though it seems there are more Gutters than Strikes, and more Downs than Ups, I will Abide.
As I face my enemies, their aggression will not stand, and I will draw a line across which they shall not cross, for my mind is Limber and I Just Take It Easy.  I Abide.
Title: Re: A Prayer
Post by: brandt on September 14, 2008, 12:20:50 AM
Mind if I smoke a J?
Title: Re: A Prayer
Post by: SmokeytheBuddha on September 14, 2008, 04:17:53 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on September 13, 2008, 11:57:49 PM
I am surrounded by Nihilists, Reactionaries, and People Who's Thinking Is Too Uptight, but I will Abide.
Though it seems there are more Gutters than Strikes, and more Downs than Ups, I will Abide.
As I face my enemies, their aggression will not stand, and I will draw a line across which they shall not cross, for my mind is Limber and I Just Take It Easy.  I Abide.

Fuckin' A, man. I really dig this...thanks for bringing it to light.
Title: Re: A Prayer
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 15, 2008, 12:45:45 AM
Far out, man. Was that Polish Catholic?
Title: Re: A Prayer
Post by: Dude1967 on September 16, 2008, 11:40:23 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on September 15, 2008, 12:45:45 AM
Far out, man. Was that Polish Catholic?
No, American Dudeist    ;D
Title: Re: A Prayer
Post by: Dude1967 on September 18, 2008, 08:51:12 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on September 16, 2008, 11:40:23 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on September 15, 2008, 12:45:45 AM
Far out, man. Was that Polish Catholic?
No, American Dudeist    ;D
We may not have 3000 years of tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax, but at least it's an ethos.
Title: Re: A Prayer
Post by: brandt on September 20, 2008, 09:41:06 AM
Quote from: Dude1967 on September 18, 2008, 08:51:12 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on September 16, 2008, 11:40:23 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on September 15, 2008, 12:45:45 AM
Far out, man. Was that Polish Catholic?
No, American Dudeist    ;D
We may not have 3000 years of tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax, but at least it's an ethos.

Fuckin' A.....and we can roll
Title: Re: A Prayer
Post by: always abides on September 24, 2008, 10:13:04 PM
except on shabbas. I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I don't roll on shabbas! 
Title: Re: A Prayer
Post by: Andrea D. on September 26, 2008, 05:27:24 PM
I don“t pray on shabbas, SHOMMER SHABOS!
Title: Re: A Prayer
Post by: Rev. River Archduder of the Southeastern Diocese on September 12, 2010, 08:47:12 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on September 13, 2008, 11:57:49 PM
I am surrounded by Nihilists, Reactionaries, and People Who's Thinking Is Too Uptight, but I will Abide.
Though it seems there are more Gutters than Strikes, and more Downs than Ups, I will Abide.
As I face my enemies, their aggression will not stand, and I will draw a line across which they shall not cross, for my mind is Limber and I Just Take It Easy.  I Abide.

I vote that if a a prayer book ever get written, this one will be cannon! Can I get a fuckin'-a, man!?!
Title: Re: A Prayer
Post by: cckeiser on September 12, 2010, 11:39:44 PM
Quote from: thedudeofsavannah on September 12, 2010, 08:47:12 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on September 13, 2008, 11:57:49 PM
I am surrounded by Nihilists, Reactionaries, and People Who's Thinking Is Too Uptight, but I will Abide.
Though it seems there are more Gutters than Strikes, and more Downs than Ups, I will Abide.
As I face my enemies, their aggression will not stand, and I will draw a line across which they shall not cross, for my mind is Limber and I Just Take It Easy.  I Abide.

I vote that if a a prayer book ever get written, this one will be cannon! Can I get a fuckin'-a, man!?!

fuckin'-a man...fuckin'-a.
Title: Re: A Prayer
Post by: cakebelly on September 13, 2010, 11:27:23 AM
Liking the prayer/chant/mantra - here's another (edited by me, for those unfamiliar with the film) from "The Men Who Stare At Goats" (it has probably been posted elsewhere on this forum, but what the heck):

"Mother Earth, you are  my life support system, as a human being I must drink your blue water, live inside your red clay and eat your green skin. I pray my sandals will always kiss your face and my footsteps match your heartbeat. Carry my body through space and time, you are my connection to the Universe and all that comes after. I am yours and you are mine. I dig your style, together we abide."

With a little bit of tweeking, here and there, it could be a prayer for our times.  ;)
Title: Re: A Prayer
Post by: Rev. River Archduder of the Southeastern Diocese on September 13, 2010, 11:38:06 AM
Quote from: cakebelly on September 13, 2010, 11:27:23 AM
Liking the prayer/chant/mantra - here's another (edited by me, for those unfamiliar with the film) from "The Men Who Stare At Goats" (it has probably been posted elsewhere on this forum, but what the heck):

"Mother Earth, you are  my life support system, as a human being I must drink your blue water, live inside your red clay and eat your green skin. I pray my sandals will always kiss your face and my footsteps match your heartbeat. Carry my body through space and time, you are my connection to the Universe and all that comes after. I am yours and you are mine. I dig your style, together we abide."

With a little bit of tweeking, here and there, it could be a prayer for our times.  ;)

I, for one, approve this message.