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Dudeist Religion => Dudeist Spiritualism => Topic started by: Dude1967 on September 10, 2008, 01:33:40 PM

Title: A Blessing
Post by: Dude1967 on September 10, 2008, 01:33:40 PM
May you always have more strikes than gutters.
May you always have more ups than downs.
May you always Abide.
Title: Re: A Blessing
Post by: brandt on September 10, 2008, 10:23:15 PM
Fuckin' A
Title: Re: A Blessing
Post by: SmokeytheBuddha on September 11, 2008, 03:12:22 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on September 10, 2008, 01:33:40 PM
May you always have more strikes than gutters.
May you always have more ups than downs.
May you always Abide.

Far out, man.  :)
Title: Re: A Blessing
Post by: brandt on September 14, 2008, 12:23:11 AM
that's fucking interesting, man
that's very fucking interesting
Title: Re: A Blessing
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 15, 2008, 01:05:51 AM
Quote from: Dude1967 on September 10, 2008, 01:33:40 PM
May you always have more strikes than gutters.
May you always have more ups than downs.
May you always Abide.

Shit yeah, the achievers.
Title: Re: A Blessing
Post by: brandt on September 15, 2008, 01:44:06 PM
Ya gotta feed the monkey
Title: Re: A Blessing
Post by: Dude1967 on October 11, 2008, 04:36:16 PM
Quote from: brandt on September 15, 2008, 01:44:06 PM
Ya gotta feed the monkey
In and Out burgers?
Title: Re: A Blessing
Post by: brandt on October 11, 2008, 11:30:48 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on October 11, 2008, 04:36:16 PM
Quote from: brandt on September 15, 2008, 01:44:06 PM
Ya gotta feed the monkey
In and Out burgers?

No man, she owes MONEY all over town, including to known pornagraphers...
Title: Re: A Blessing
Post by: Dude1967 on October 12, 2008, 12:20:46 PM
Quote from: brandt on October 11, 2008, 11:30:48 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on October 11, 2008, 04:36:16 PM
Quote from: brandt on September 15, 2008, 01:44:06 PM
Ya gotta feed the monkey
In and Out burgers?

No man, she owes MONEY all over town, including to known pornagraphers...
she does pornography with monkeys??
Title: Re: A Blessing
Post by: DigitalBuddha on October 16, 2008, 08:45:35 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on October 12, 2008, 12:20:46 PM
Quote from: brandt on October 11, 2008, 11:30:48 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on October 11, 2008, 04:36:16 PM
Quote from: brandt on September 15, 2008, 01:44:06 PM
Ya gotta feed the monkey
In and Out burgers?

No man, she owes MONEY all over town, including to known pornagraphers...
she does pornography with monkeys??

We told those monkeys down at the league a thousand times..................
Title: Re: A Blessing
Post by: digbys kid on October 17, 2008, 12:46:51 PM
May monkeys never make emergency phone calls to you on Shabbos.
Title: Re: A Blessing
Post by: Dude1967 on October 17, 2008, 01:04:55 PM
Quote from: digbys kid on October 17, 2008, 12:46:51 PM
May monkeys never make emergency phone calls to you on Shabbos.
Well, they finally did it.  The monkeys killed my fucking car.
Title: Re: A Blessing
Post by: DigitalBuddha on October 17, 2008, 09:38:22 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on October 17, 2008, 01:04:55 PM
Quote from: digbys kid on October 17, 2008, 12:46:51 PM
May monkeys never make emergency phone calls to you on Shabbos.
Well, they finally did it.  The monkeys killed my fucking car.

Well, dude, perhaps they towed it.
Title: Re: A Blessing
Post by: Dude1967 on October 30, 2008, 05:20:45 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on October 17, 2008, 09:38:22 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on October 17, 2008, 01:04:55 PM
Quote from: digbys kid on October 17, 2008, 12:46:51 PM
May monkeys never make emergency phone calls to you on Shabbos.
Well, they finally did it.  The monkeys killed my fucking car.

Well, dude, perhaps they towed it.
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!  This monkey is not the issue, Dude.
Title: Re: A Blessing
Post by: roystonlodge on October 31, 2008, 01:15:19 PM
And what was all that shit about monkeys? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with monkeys? What the fuck are you talking about?
Title: Re: A Blessing
Post by: Dude1967 on October 31, 2008, 05:07:08 PM
Quote from: roystonlodge on October 31, 2008, 01:15:19 PM
And what was all that shit about monkeys? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with monkeys? What the fuck are you talking about?
So, what exactly do you have against monkeys?
Title: Re: A Blessing
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 01, 2008, 05:18:05 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on October 31, 2008, 05:07:08 PM
Quote from: roystonlodge on October 31, 2008, 01:15:19 PM
And what was all that shit about monkeys? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with monkeys? What the fuck are you talking about?
So, what exactly do you have against monkeys?

They don't have a job, sir.  ;D
Title: Re: A Blessing
Post by: Dude1967 on November 02, 2008, 09:39:10 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on November 01, 2008, 05:18:05 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on October 31, 2008, 05:07:08 PM
Quote from: roystonlodge on October 31, 2008, 01:15:19 PM
And what was all that shit about monkeys? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with monkeys? What the fuck are you talking about?
So, what exactly do you have against monkeys?

They don't have a job, sir.  ;D
They're out of their element
Title: Re: A Blessing
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 02, 2008, 02:49:31 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on November 02, 2008, 09:39:10 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on November 01, 2008, 05:18:05 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on October 31, 2008, 05:07:08 PM
Quote from: roystonlodge on October 31, 2008, 01:15:19 PM
And what was all that shit about monkeys? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with monkeys? What the fuck are you talking about?
So, what exactly do you have against monkeys?

They don't have a job, sir.  ;D
They're out of their element

Got to feed the monkey, man.
Title: Re: A Blessing
Post by: brandt on November 02, 2008, 10:56:53 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on October 31, 2008, 05:07:08 PM
Quote from: roystonlodge on October 31, 2008, 01:15:19 PM
And what was all that shit about monkeys? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with monkeys? What the fuck are you talking about?
So, what exactly do you have against monkeys?

Well Dude, we just don't know....this is our concern.