Here in France, as I write, we still have a few hours to go before the end of the world, but it occurs to me that some dudes in foreign places may have already got there. So what's it like being dead dudes?
Did anybody have an end of the world party?
Anyone roll an especially fat one to go out in the right mood?
I bet not - you were probably all too chilled to notice.
12H00 Zulu.(GMT) 11 hours and 47 minutes to go.
The Age of Aquarius is upon us, I swear.
Just about an hour ago, at the local grocer, my most recent ex-wife was actually perfectly pleasant to my wife and me. It hasn't ever happened before. Not even close.
Also, it seems that about three quarters of the town is munching on tacos.
Quote from: RighteousDude on December 20, 2012, 07:32:57 PM
The Age of Aquarius is upon us, I swear.
Just about an hour ago, at the local grocer, my most recent ex-wife was actually perfectly pleasant to my wife and me. It hasn't ever happened before. Not even close.
Also, it seems that about three quarters of the town is munching on tacos.
It's a sign dude.
Dudes, I'm gonna be honest, the strike of midnight did not occur to me, despite a large and loud clock banging out all twelve chimes at around that time, it went unnoticed in my mind, man. I was busy doing what I love, and if this happens to be the last day of my being, hopefully it means I've gone out with a bang, because I wrote my last ever song, and I just had the brainwave to share that with my fellow Dudes - something I've never done before (perhaps, if we're still existing tomorrow, a chance for a new thread of dude-music?) and I hope you enjoy it:
https://soundcloud.com/anthony-draper-1/matilda
A worthy song dude....mark it 8! 8)
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Quote from: DigitalBuddha on December 21, 2012, 05:01:44 AM
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We're all still here then?
Strangely I feel slightly disappointed.
A huge build up and then it all went a bit limp.
But hey - that happens sometimes.
I know a good doctor for that, and he's thorough
I dabbled in ancient prophecies, not in 'nam of course...
Quote from: Boston Rockbury on December 21, 2012, 02:55:11 PM
Strangely I feel slightly disappointed.
A huge build up and then it all went a bit limp.
But hey - that happens sometimes.
No disappointment here in southern Ontario... huge winter storm, and it's totally beautiful outside. It's hovering around 0 degrees, so the snow sticks on the trees. A virtual winter wonderland.
;D Damn!! I'm getting really disappointed! I was planing on going out with one hell of a SHEBANG! You know; maybe roll out naked, get drunk, engage in zesty coitus, burn a J and stand on top of my roof and embrace the apocalypse with dude-like bravado as it hits! SHIT! Bummer, man, that's a bummer!
...OK, I'm staying, enjoying my coffee. 8)
Who the fuck needs an excuse to enjoy zesty coitus and smoke a fat one? Rock out dude... ;D ;D ;D
And if you go up on the roof, take a rug . Those asphalt shingles can give nasty friction burns ;)
Quote from: milnie on December 21, 2012, 05:38:52 PM
And if you go up on the roof, take a rug . Those asphalt shingles can give nasty friction burns ;)
We don't have them things this side of the damp patch.We're more into clay or slate tiles except on flat roofed extentions but you wouldn't want to stand on them as a rule.A few years ago however,we had a realy hot summer,now a fading memory,so I took the oppurchancity to go for a 0100 hrs stroll in the abundant woodland in my neighbourhood suitably replete with rum and dressed as nature intended.Would you believe the amount of times I had to jump off the track to avoid being run over by maniacs on fucking bicycles.I almost had to go to casualty.The rum helped of course.
All suggestion excepted, mangs! ;D
as far as i see, the world could end before i finish writing the post, so why not just live however you want to live before the worlds and skies collide
Approaching comet may outshine the moon:
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/12/28/space-comet-idUSL1E8NS5AL20121228 (http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/12/28/space-comet-idUSL1E8NS5AL20121228)
"Could be brightest comet in decades."
Quote from: cckeiser on December 29, 2012, 01:17:26 PM
Approaching comet may outshine the moon:
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/12/28/space-comet-idUSL1E8NS5AL20121228 (http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/12/28/space-comet-idUSL1E8NS5AL20121228)
"Could be brightest comet in decades."
Damn, another opportunity! ;D
It's The End Of The World As We Know It (and I Feel Fine...) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8)
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on December 29, 2012, 06:40:11 PM
Damn, another opportunity! ;D
I'm hoping that some fools take it as the end of the world coming. There is no better excuse for a party than the end of the world, and I'm not aware of another scheduled ending that's supposed to come during my lifetime. And just as I was getting good at it, too.
;D ;D ;D
Quote from: RighteousDude on December 29, 2012, 06:45:32 PM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on December 29, 2012, 06:40:11 PM
Damn, another opportunity! ;D
I'm hoping that some fools take it as the end of the world coming. There is no better excuse for a party than the end of the world, and I'm not aware of another scheduled ending that's supposed to come during my lifetime. And just as I was getting good at it, too.
;D ;D ;D
;D Hmmmm, that gives me an idea; let's start a rumor that "Dudeists prophets have predicted the end of the world, maybe on 'Donny Kerabatsos' day!" Perfect reason to party! (not that we need one) 8)
Dudeist prophet... hmmm. I'll volunteer as long as there's an ashram with free booze and 18 year-old groupies, I'm in! I'll make a public appearance every week or so to collect my offerings. No guns though. ;) Just an F-18 in the backyard at my beck and call.
Quote from: Hominid on December 29, 2012, 07:41:53 PM
Dudeist prophet... hmmm. I'll volunteer as long as there's an ashram with free booze and 18 year-old groupies, I'm in! I'll make a public appearance every week or so to collect my offerings. No guns though. ;) Just an F-18 in the backyard at my beck and call.
;D Loudly proclaiming to the masses...
VAGINA!!
Um, ya... Sorry, forgot...
Ahem.
VAGINA!!!
That primal scream shit works!
Quote from: Hominid on December 29, 2012, 07:41:53 PM
I'll volunteer as long as there's an ashram with free booze and 18 year-old groupies, I'm in!
If I had an ashram, a bottomless bucket of booze, and... oh, hell no, the last thing I'd ever want to be near is two or more 18 year olds. So I guess someone else will have to set you up. But I could probably see my way clear to send along a shooter of booze about once every month or so.
Maybe DB can provide the rest?
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel vagina. 8)
Quote from: RighteousDude on December 29, 2012, 08:25:31 PM
Quote from: Hominid on December 29, 2012, 07:41:53 PM
I'll volunteer as long as there's an ashram with free booze and 18 year-old groupies, I'm in!
If I had an ashram, a bottomless bucket of booze, and... oh, hell no, the last thing I'd ever want to be near is two or more 18 year olds. So I guess someone else will have to set you up. But I could probably see my way clear to send along a shooter of booze about once every month or so.
Maybe DB can provide the rest?
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel vagina. 8)
I guess you've never been in India, watching these young hot subservient girls waiting with bated breath to fuck your lights out. It's not personal experience; just a girl I knew who was there....
Quote from: Hominid on December 29, 2012, 08:21:26 PM
Um, ya... Sorry, forgot...
Ahem.
VAGINA!!!
That primal scream shit works!
Fuckin' eh, man, the word is spoken! And Hominid dude, I dig the whole "primal scream" approach. ;D
Quote from: RighteousDude on December 29, 2012, 08:25:31 PM
Quote from: Hominid on December 29, 2012, 07:41:53 PM
I'll volunteer as long as there's an ashram with free booze and 18 year-old groupies, I'm in!
Maybe DB can provide the rest?
Fuckin' eh; a few burgers, a few beers dude; Dude-like cuisine. 8)
One block from the In and Out... works for me!
Quote from: Hominid on December 30, 2012, 07:32:39 PM
One block from the In and Out... works for me!
Nirvana a block away! ;D(http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/default/images/post/thumbup.gif)