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Title: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 19, 2012, 04:28:33 AM
 ;D A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts

Breasts, mammaries, ta-tas, bazooms, melons, watermelons, balloons, boobs, boobies, chesticles, rack, honkers, hooters, headlights, baby feeding devices, pillows, snugglers, smugglers, and PUPPIES!

More than the Tardis and the Intersect, breasts are the greatest creation on God?s green earth? No? Fuck you, yes they are. Stonehenge could crumble, sliced bread can eat me and space may be the final frontier, but sure as shit ain?t my favorite.

You mean the beaver movie? - http://collegecandy.com/2012/01/02/a-dude-explains-why-men-are-obsessed-with-breasts/ (http://collegecandy.com/2012/01/02/a-dude-explains-why-men-are-obsessed-with-breasts/)

(http://www.ernieputto.de/lebowski/lebowski09.jpg)
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Zen Dog on December 26, 2012, 05:55:01 PM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on December 19, 2012, 04:28:33 AM
;D A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts

Breasts, mammaries, ta-tas, bazooms, melons, watermelons, balloons, boobs, boobies, chesticles, rack, honkers, hooters, headlights, baby feeding devices, pillows, snugglers, smugglers, and PUPPIES!

More than the Tardis and the Intersect, breasts are the greatest creation on God?s green earth? No? Fuck you, yes they are. Stonehenge could crumble, sliced bread can eat me and space may be the final frontier, but sure as shit ain?t my favorite.

You mean the beaver movie? - http://collegecandy.com/2012/01/02/a-dude-explains-why-men-are-obsessed-with-breasts/ (http://collegecandy.com/2012/01/02/a-dude-explains-why-men-are-obsessed-with-breasts/)

(http://www.ernieputto.de/lebowski/lebowski09.jpg)
Dude,you need to spend more time in a nude community.

Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 30, 2012, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: Zen Dog on December 26, 2012, 05:55:01 PM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on December 19, 2012, 04:28:33 AM
;D A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts

Breasts, mammaries, ta-tas, bazooms, melons, watermelons, balloons, boobs, boobies, chesticles, rack, honkers, hooters, headlights, baby feeding devices, pillows, snugglers, smugglers, and PUPPIES!

More than the Tardis and the Intersect, breasts are the greatest creation on God?s green earth? No? Fuck you, yes they are. Stonehenge could crumble, sliced bread can eat me and space may be the final frontier, but sure as shit ain?t my favorite.

You mean the beaver movie? - http://collegecandy.com/2012/01/02/a-dude-explains-why-men-are-obsessed-with-breasts/ (http://collegecandy.com/2012/01/02/a-dude-explains-why-men-are-obsessed-with-breasts/)

(http://www.ernieputto.de/lebowski/lebowski09.jpg)
Dude,you need to spend more time in a nude community.


;D Rolling out naked?
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Zen Dog on December 30, 2012, 04:52:16 AM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on December 30, 2012, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: Zen Dog on December 26, 2012, 05:55:01 PM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on December 19, 2012, 04:28:33 AM
;D A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts

Breasts, mammaries, ta-tas, bazooms, melons, watermelons, balloons, boobs, boobies, chesticles, rack, honkers, hooters, headlights, baby feeding devices, pillows, snugglers, smugglers, and PUPPIES!

More than the Tardis and the Intersect, breasts are the greatest creation on God?s green earth? No? Fuck you, yes they are. Stonehenge could crumble, sliced bread can eat me and space may be the final frontier, but sure as shit ain?t my favorite.

You mean the beaver movie? - http://collegecandy.com/2012/01/02/a-dude-explains-why-men-are-obsessed-with-breasts/ (http://collegecandy.com/2012/01/02/a-dude-explains-why-men-are-obsessed-with-breasts/)

(http://www.ernieputto.de/lebowski/lebowski09.jpg)
Dude,you need to spend more time in a nude community.


;D Rolling out naked?
Check out Cap d'Agde.A whole town dude.I know it well.
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 30, 2012, 05:38:45 PM
Quote from: Zen Dog on December 30, 2012, 04:52:16 AM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on December 30, 2012, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: Zen Dog on December 26, 2012, 05:55:01 PM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on December 19, 2012, 04:28:33 AM
;D A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts

Breasts, mammaries, ta-tas, bazooms, melons, watermelons, balloons, boobs, boobies, chesticles, rack, honkers, hooters, headlights, baby feeding devices, pillows, snugglers, smugglers, and PUPPIES!

More than the Tardis and the Intersect, breasts are the greatest creation on God?s green earth? No? Fuck you, yes they are. Stonehenge could crumble, sliced bread can eat me and space may be the final frontier, but sure as shit ain?t my favorite.

You mean the beaver movie? - http://collegecandy.com/2012/01/02/a-dude-explains-why-men-are-obsessed-with-breasts/ (http://collegecandy.com/2012/01/02/a-dude-explains-why-men-are-obsessed-with-breasts/)

Dude,you need to spend more time in a nude community.


;D Rolling out naked?
Check out Cap d'Agde.A whole town dude.I know it well.


8) Coitus? I mean you know these guys?
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Hominid on December 30, 2012, 07:53:54 PM
My explanation: we're hung up on boobies because we weren't breast fed! That, plus making nudity forbidden fruit... A big thanks to religion for that one!
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Zen Dog on December 30, 2012, 08:11:06 PM
Quote from: Hominid on December 30, 2012, 07:53:54 PM
My explanation: we're hung up on boobies because we weren't breast fed! That, plus making nudity forbidden fruit... A big thanks to religion for that one!
Not hung up on tits.Breast fed 'till I was drinking tea from a cup.Nudity never an issue.As for religion,last time I was in a church it was to nick the poor box.
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 30, 2012, 08:17:27 PM
 ??? I dunno, man; for some reason this doesn't do much for me...

(http://ptl2010.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/high-church.jpg)
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: RighteousDude on December 30, 2012, 08:41:55 PM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on December 30, 2012, 08:17:27 PM
??? I dunno, man; for some reason this doesn't do much for me...

Pederasts are way undude.
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Hominid on December 30, 2012, 08:42:25 PM
Quote from: Zen Dog on December 30, 2012, 08:11:06 PM
Quote from: Hominid on December 30, 2012, 07:53:54 PM
My explanation: we're hung up on boobies because we weren't breast fed! That, plus making nudity forbidden fruit... A big thanks to religion for that one!
Not hung up on tits.Breast fed 'till I was drinking tea from a cup.Nudity never an issue.As for religion,last time I was in a church it was to nick the poor box.

You're an exception dude!
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 30, 2012, 08:46:48 PM
Quote from: Hominid on December 30, 2012, 08:42:25 PM
Quote from: Zen Dog on December 30, 2012, 08:11:06 PM
Quote from: Hominid on December 30, 2012, 07:53:54 PM
My explanation: we're hung up on boobies because we weren't breast fed! That, plus making nudity forbidden fruit... A big thanks to religion for that one!
Not hung up on tits.Breast fed 'till I was drinking tea from a cup.Nudity never an issue.As for religion,last time I was in a church it was to nick the poor box.

You're an exception dude!

;D

BOOBS!!!!!!...  http://www.cracked.com/funny-212-boobs/ (http://www.cracked.com/funny-212-boobs/)

(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/5695/shomerfucking.jpg)

Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Hominid on December 30, 2012, 11:29:32 PM
Great link dude... My IQ dropped into the double digits.
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 30, 2012, 11:47:39 PM
Quote from: Hominid on December 30, 2012, 11:29:32 PM
Great link dude... My IQ dropped into the double digits.

A flashback? ;D
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Hominid on December 31, 2012, 12:25:25 AM
Nipples do that to me. Female ones that is...   ;D
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 31, 2012, 12:44:32 AM
Quote from: Hominid on December 31, 2012, 12:25:25 AM
Nipples do that to me. Female ones that is...   ;D

Fuckin' eh! Boobs! :P
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Havazhyol on August 22, 2013, 03:04:12 AM
Boobs are awesome. Hence, women are.

Feed us when little and give us joy when we grow up. That is why, we can't help but check a nice cleavage when it shows up.

What more to say...
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Judd Dude on August 22, 2013, 09:01:21 AM
Agreed. I heart (. )( .)

They're just one of the many parts that make up the beauty of a woman.
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Bullett00th on August 22, 2013, 09:34:29 AM
It's almost magical, innit? I mean, just seeing them already makes your day better.

Although I gotta say I'm perfectly fine with small boobs, as long as they're not completely flat and there's a butt to compensate for that.


I wonder if there are any female dudes out here and if they find this offensive... Because we definitely do not mean to be offensive or sexist. We just like boobies. It's hard-coded into our brains!
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Hominid on August 22, 2013, 10:45:58 AM
I read that staring at bare breasts for 2 minutes a day reduces stress by a significant amount due to a change in brain chemicals.  I offer you my sig picture as a service to mankind...
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Bullett00th on August 22, 2013, 01:03:59 PM
Quote from: Hominid on August 22, 2013, 10:45:58 AM
I offer you my sig picture as a service to mankind...

Fuckin A man.
Needs more redheads though.
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Havazhyol on August 22, 2013, 01:56:19 PM
With red hair on the chest?  :P
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Bullett00th on August 22, 2013, 03:11:21 PM
Quote from: Havazhyol on August 22, 2013, 01:56:19 PM
With red hair on the chest?  :P
Havazhyol you're out of your element!
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Hominid on August 22, 2013, 03:14:13 PM
Quote from: Bullett00th on August 22, 2013, 01:03:59 PM
Quote from: Hominid on August 22, 2013, 10:45:58 AM
I offer you my sig picture as a service to mankind...

Fuckin A man.
Needs more redheads though.

Well, I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed...  ;-)
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Bullett00th on August 22, 2013, 05:59:49 PM
Quote from: Hominid on August 22, 2013, 03:14:13 PM
Well, I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed...  ;-)
I can be undudely picky at times XD

funnily enough I have more preferences in terms of hair color than boob size...
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 22, 2013, 08:15:47 PM
Quote from: Zen Dog on December 30, 2012, 08:11:06 PM
Quote from: Hominid on December 30, 2012, 07:53:54 PM
My explanation: we're hung up on boobies because we weren't breast fed! That, plus making nudity forbidden fruit... A big thanks to religion for that one!
Not hung up on tits.Breast fed 'till I was drinking tea from a cup.Nudity never an issue.As for religion,last time I was in a church it was to nick the poor box.

Too funny! Was there much in it?
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: cckeiser on August 22, 2013, 08:28:20 PM
(http://dudespaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/teenybikinisandshades1.jpg)

(Edit: should have added the note that this image came from an article in the Dudespaper: Here is the url for the image:
http://dudespaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/teenybikinisandshades1.jpg (http://dudespaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/teenybikinisandshades1.jpg) )
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Hominid on August 22, 2013, 08:53:35 PM
Niiiice.......
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: cckeiser on August 22, 2013, 10:49:35 PM
I would love to know what the fuck the guy behind them is looking at?! Here are two really special ladies standing right there....and he is looking at something else???
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Havazhyol on August 23, 2013, 03:19:23 AM
Some people have different perceptions. Might not be his type.
I would not leave them from my sight, appreciating  as I do with nice spring dawn, or autumn twilight (not the books).
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Bullett00th on August 23, 2013, 05:35:51 AM
Quote from: cckeiser on August 22, 2013, 10:49:35 PM
I would love to know what the fuck the guy behind them is looking at?! Here are two really special ladies standing right there....and he is looking at something else???
it's a beach, dude. those two are far from the only ones there I bet :)
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: milnie on August 23, 2013, 02:08:58 PM
Tha looks photoshopped ... Let me go in for a closer look ;)
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: cckeiser on August 23, 2013, 11:41:22 PM
The image came from an article in the Dudespaper:
http://dudespaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/teenybikinisandshades1.jpg (http://dudespaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/teenybikinisandshades1.jpg)
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Judd Dude on August 24, 2013, 12:11:30 AM
Fucking wonderful!
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: cckeiser on August 25, 2013, 02:44:47 PM
Finally found the article in the Dudespaper where the picture came from.
http://dudespaper.com/keep-on-the-sunny-side.html/ (http://dudespaper.com/keep-on-the-sunny-side.html/)

Good article dude. 8)
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Masked Dude on August 25, 2013, 10:31:49 PM
Quote from: Bullett00th on August 22, 2013, 05:59:49 PM
Quote from: Hominid on August 22, 2013, 03:14:13 PM
Well, I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed...  ;-)
I can be undudely picky at times XD

funnily enough I have more preferences in terms of hair color than boob size...

I'm in with that. Redheads always top my list. But I met a hot chick with bright green hair. And that (voluntarily) bald chick was damn hot.

I'm not much into breasts. Usually as long as she has any to notice, I'm good. Booty & legs rank higher for me.

But, hey, I'm infatuated with a friend of mine who has an A cup. Barely. But she's gorgeous, sweet, and has cute little freckles on her nose. :)
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: This Dude Abides on August 27, 2013, 03:06:12 PM
I've always felt like the odd man out in this discussion, boobs just don't do it for me.  Size doesn't matter, always been more of a ass/legs type.  But doesn't mean I can't contribute to the discussion

Hooray Boobs!
(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk277/Teutonic_Knight_Funnay/Album%202/th_6218_zps963c183b.gif) (http://s282.photobucket.com/user/Teutonic_Knight_Funnay/media/Album%202/6218_zps963c183b.gif.html)

(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk277/Teutonic_Knight_Funnay/Album%202/hku7_zpsea93613e.gif~original)

(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk277/Teutonic_Knight_Funnay/Album%202/8e37b429-8658-4c18-ae1c-65706d93671_zpsa909bc3e.gif~original)
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 27, 2013, 07:37:16 PM
Quote from: This Dude Abides on August 27, 2013, 03:06:12 PM
I've always felt like the odd man out in this discussion, boobs just don't do it for me.  Size doesn't matter, always been more of a ass/legs type.  But doesn't mean I can't contribute to the discussion

Hooray Boobs!
(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk277/Teutonic_Knight_Funnay/Album%202/th_6218_zps963c183b.gif) (http://s282.photobucket.com/user/Teutonic_Knight_Funnay/media/Album%202/6218_zps963c183b.gif.html)

(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk277/Teutonic_Knight_Funnay/Album%202/hku7_zpsea93613e.gif~original)

(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk277/Teutonic_Knight_Funnay/Album%202/8e37b429-8658-4c18-ae1c-65706d93671_zpsa909bc3e.gif~original)

You mean the beaver movie? ;D
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Havazhyol on August 28, 2013, 01:59:38 AM
If you like nice mammar glands gifsI recommend you bouncebreak.com. It really tie the room together.
NSFW
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Judd Dude on August 28, 2013, 12:28:09 PM
Quote from: Havazhyol on August 28, 2013, 01:59:38 AM
If you like nice mammar glands gifsI recommend you bouncebreak.com. It really tie the room together.
NSFW

Nice site Dude.
Title: Re: A Dude Explains Why Men Are Obsessed With Breasts
Post by: Eru on August 28, 2013, 02:06:31 PM
The Jiggly...its...hypnotic...