Dudettes - is that a word???
Ok I am new to this forum, and came here thanks to my love of the great movie TBL!
I work with kids in my states worst juvenile facility - most are gangstas, chimos, and fucktards etc..
I would really like to show the movie 'The Big Lebowski' to the kids as a treat for good behavior, and as a reward for no murdering me. Its rated R and I am not allowed to show movies that are past Pg -13. What do I do? What would the Dude do?
Welcome, Dude.
Well, it sounds like you're not in 'Nam, man. There are rules. The question you have to ask yourself is: "Are you the only one who gives a shit about the rules anymore?" If you don't, then show the movie.
Of course, your career will probably slow down a little if you do show the movie.
Welcome!
Uh....What is a chimo man?
Quote from: blackknight on September 05, 2008, 04:56:48 AM
Dudettes - is that a word???
Ok I am new to this forum, and came here thanks to my love of the great movie TBL!
I work with kids in my states worst juvenile facility - most are gangstas, chimos, and fucktards etc..
I would really like to show the movie 'The Big Lebowski' to the kids as a treat for good behavior, and as a reward for no murdering me. Its rated R and I am not allowed to show movies that are past Pg -13. What do I do? What would the Dude do?
can you maybe get a copy of the edited for TV version?
Well, Fuck it, just show it. If they are all that bad, they'll think it's corny ....or maybe see it for what it is, a funny, harmless, irreverent set of literally connected skits.
I never saw anything fascistically reactionary about tits, smoking pot, bowling, Kahlua, or beating the shit out of a luxury sports car...then again I never seen the queen in her undies. And without the use of my legs. Of course that happened when I wasn't practicing pacifism in Nam ::)
Apparently they aren't the next generation of Urban Acheivers
And again, dudettes is not in the parlance of our times.
Take the rug scene for example, the one with BOTH the Dude and Lebowski. Mr.Lebowski is yelling at him, but he just says 'Fuck It' and leaves...then takes a rug anyways.
The Dude would say 'No, man...nothing is fucked here! New shit has come to light....its ...you know, rated PG-13'. Then he would marker out the part that shows 'R'.
This time, maybe you shouldn't abide! Its like religious script or....what not, there is no point in one person's abiding when you can bring in 15, 16, however many teens into...you know, abiding.
I believe we should seriously consider the position of Maude.
Her only possible hancicaps to Dude status are her wealth and her two goons who help her out of her harness and sock The Dude in the jaw to retrieve her mother's rug.
Otherwise, she does what she wants with her time, is an thorn in the side of the Big Lebowski, hangs around her loft in a robe when she's not in the aforementioned harness or buck-ass naked, let us not forget, let us NOT forget, that she chose to be a vessel for The Dude's seed.
In her own way, The Maude abides.
So I think our special fucking lady friends, previously called Dudettes, should now be called...Maudes.
Quote from: blackknight on September 05, 2008, 04:56:48 AM
Dudettes - is that a word???
Ok I am new to this forum, and came here thanks to my love of the great movie TBL!
I work with kids in my states worst juvenile facility - most are gangstas, chimos, and fucktards etc..
I would really like to show the movie 'The Big Lebowski' to the kids as a treat for good behavior, and as a reward for no murdering me. Its rated R and I am not allowed to show movies that are past Pg -13. What do I do? What would the Dude do?
Fucktards?
Oh.... You mean the achievers! ;D
Quote from: blackknight on September 05, 2008, 04:56:48 AM
Dudettes - is that a word???
Ok I am new to this forum, and came here thanks to my love of the great movie TBL!
I work with kids in my states worst juvenile facility - most are gangstas, chimos, and fucktards etc..
I would really like to show the movie 'The Big Lebowski' to the kids as a treat for good behavior, and as a reward for no murdering me. Its rated R and I am not allowed to show movies that are past Pg -13. What do I do? What would the Dude do?
One--oh! Heh-heh. They never went to college? Dude, you need to visit the old man big Lebowski. Are they the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers? Mr. Lebowski has committed to sending all of them to college.
I would grab a rug on the way out to the cash machine too.
Quote from: Dude1967 on September 05, 2008, 04:47:07 PM
Quote from: blackknight on September 05, 2008, 04:56:48 AM
Dudettes - is that a word???
Ok I am new to this forum, and came here thanks to my love of the great movie TBL!
I work with kids in my states worst juvenile facility - most are gangstas, chimos, and fucktards etc..
I would really like to show the movie 'The Big Lebowski' to the kids as a treat for good behavior, and as a reward for no murdering me. Its rated R and I am not allowed to show movies that are past Pg -13. What do I do? What would the Dude do?
can you maybe get a copy of the edited for TV version?
...and in English, so they won't feel the good Lord gypped em...and "FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKIN "HANGSTA, GIMPOS AND TARD FUCKS", I can get you one of each of them by 3 O'clock and let's not forget, let's not forget, they probably won't fuckin' understand it because it is in English. SHOMER FUCKIN' SHABBAS
Dudettes - is that a word???
Yo said man, nobody fucks with The Dudette.
Do you see larry do you see larry what happens when you find a stranger in the alps, and feed him eggs.
Somtimes you eat the bar, sometimes the bar eats you. You can always get a new job, just show the movie.
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on November 18, 2008, 10:39:06 AM
Dudettes - is that a word???
Yo said man, nobody fucks with The Dudette.
Jesus!
I know this thread is a little old, but I also work with troubled teenagers. Not really gang bangers and violent offenders, but a bunch of real brats and fucking dunces.
They get to spend a lot of time watching movies, and they rarely get to watch an R rated movie, but because of the drinking and drug use, TBL would never fly at the center where I work.
Some other dudely movies I would recommend:
Major Payne because pacifism is not the answer
Cool Runnings because pastafism is not the answer
Shawshank Redemption because if those kids keep acting like hoodlums, they'll know what it's like to be fucked in the ass by a stranger
These movies have underlying dudeist themes such as brotherhood, effortless effort, and deep philosophical insight. They are also fun to frequently quote.
"Let?s move it, you turds. You'll get no sympathy from me. You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis. That's where you'll find my sympathy. This ain't no walk in the park. Let's go. Hustle, hustle, hustle."
ther you are dirt dude whats up?
Beautiful stuff man.
Quote from: Dude1967 on September 05, 2008, 04:47:07 PM
Quote from: blackknight on September 05, 2008, 04:56:48 AM
Dudettes - is that a word???
Ok I am new to this forum, and came here thanks to my love of the great movie TBL!
I work with kids in my states worst juvenile facility - most are gangstas, chimos, and fucktards etc..
I would really like to show the movie 'The Big Lebowski' to the kids as a treat for good behavior, and as a reward for no murdering me. Its rated R and I am not allowed to show movies that are past Pg -13. What do I do? What would the Dude do?
can you maybe get a copy of the edited for TV version?
Yeah, that's a good one...the edited second draft for the little shits to watch. ;D