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Dudeist Religion => Under the Influences => The Jesus => Topic started by: BikerDude on December 12, 2012, 03:17:19 PM

Title: We are Scattering the Ashes!
Post by: BikerDude on December 12, 2012, 03:17:19 PM
The company will load your loved one's ashes into the caliber of your choice.
Rifle, shotgun or handgun.

http://www.myholysmoke.com/ (http://www.myholysmoke.com/)
Title: Re: We are Scattering the Ashes!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 12, 2012, 03:52:24 PM
Quote from: BikerDude on December 12, 2012, 03:17:19 PM
The company will load your loved one's ashes into the caliber of your choice.
Rifle, shotgun or handgun.

http://www.myholysmoke.com/ (http://www.myholysmoke.com/)

Holy shit, that is ingenious! ;D(http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/default/images/post/thumbup.gif)
Title: Re: We are Scattering the Ashes!
Post by: milnie on December 12, 2012, 03:59:16 PM
I like the idea of being turned into a diamond, or an emerald from all the ahit I smoke ;)
Title: Re: We are Scattering the Ashes!
Post by: Boston Rockbury on December 13, 2012, 08:15:33 AM
"The process of having cremated ash placed in live ammunition begins when you contact us."

Love it!

How about 'Holy Shag' - where your ashes are integrated into a pack of condoms so your wife can still feel your presence while she's being boned by her new boyfriend?
Title: Re: We are Scattering the Ashes!
Post by: BikerDude on December 13, 2012, 11:54:41 AM
I think it sux that you aren't "supposed" to do the cremation yourself.
I've known several people who wanted a viking funeral.
Sit em up on his bike on top of a big pile of wood and torch it up.
Turns out yer not supposed to do that.

Undoubtedly inspired by this piece of crap movie (that I've seen dozens of times)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqLwPmVqcfw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqLwPmVqcfw)
Title: Re: We are Scattering the Ashes!
Post by: cckeiser on December 13, 2012, 01:40:10 PM
I'm having DigitalBuddha spread my ashes in Sunken City where Donny's were spread. 8)
Title: Re: We are Scattering the Ashes!
Post by: milnie on December 13, 2012, 06:15:26 PM
I like the episode of northern exposure where the dj Chris fires his friends coffin into a lake with a catapult
Title: Re: We are Scattering the Ashes!
Post by: BikerDude on December 14, 2012, 08:23:59 AM
Quote from: milnie on December 13, 2012, 06:15:26 PM
I like the episode of northern exposure where the dj Chris fires his friends coffin into a lake with a catapult

Yeah I vaguely remember some kind of viking burning funeral thing.
Big Northern Exposure fan here.
It's sinful that it is not streamed.
And it also sux that the dvd versions don't include the original music.
Some day soon Netflix will stream it all in it's original versions. I have faith.
Title: Re: We are Scattering the Ashes!
Post by: milnie on December 14, 2012, 01:54:01 PM
Urban myth: if you watch your ne DVD under the optional alternate language setting you get the original soundtrack
Title: Re: We are Scattering the Ashes!
Post by: Judd Dude on December 17, 2012, 06:04:06 PM
Quote from: BikerDude on December 13, 2012, 11:54:41 AM
I think it sux that you aren't "supposed" to do the cremation yourself.
I've known several people who wanted a viking funeral.
Sit em up on his bike on top of a big pile of wood and torch it up.
Turns out yer not supposed to do that.

Undoubtedly inspired by this piece of crap movie (that I've seen dozens of times)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqLwPmVqcfw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqLwPmVqcfw)

Ha I remember that turd of a flick! Check out the raving mullet on the Stone guy!

Back to topic- you could also do the ash scattering with a potato gun, and do it way cheaper!
Title: Re: We are Scattering the Ashes!
Post by: BikerDude on December 18, 2012, 08:08:08 AM
Quote from: milnie on December 14, 2012, 01:54:01 PM
Urban myth: if you watch your ne DVD under the optional alternate language setting you get the original soundtrack

So the canned elevator music that comes with the DVD is not the only soundtrack?
Holy Crap. I'm gonna try it out.
I have the whole series on DVD.
All the NXP forums I've seen don't mention any work around.
http://www.moosechick.com/DVD_music.html (http://www.moosechick.com/DVD_music.html)

I'm gonna have to check it out. I've been bummed about the disks not having the original music for all these years.

Title: Re: We are Scattering the Ashes!
Post by: HnauHnakrapunt on August 21, 2020, 06:36:18 AM
Nice and energetic but in our country you need a gun licence first.