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Dudeist Religion => Great Dudes in History => Topic started by: nonstuff on August 26, 2008, 11:23:55 PM

Title: Jack Johnson?
Post by: nonstuff on August 26, 2008, 11:23:55 PM
Here's my case:

The guy is almost always barefoot
Quit Pro Surfing to play "Slack Key" guitar
Song lyrics:
"Song is meant to keep ya
From doing what your supposed to
Waking up too early
Maybe we can sleep in
Ill make you banana pancakes"  Pure stoner
"Cause I love to lay here lazy
We could close the curtains
Pretend like there's no world outside"
"But you can't stop nothing
If you got no control
Of the thoughts in your mind
That you kept in, you know
You don't know nothing
But you don't need to know
The wisdoms in the trees
Not the glass windows"
"It's as simple as something that nobody knows"
"Being here is so easy to do
If you want to"
"I've been losing lots of keys lately,
I don't know what that means"
"The harder that you try baby, the further you'll fall
Even with all the money in the whole wide world"
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 26, 2008, 11:30:35 PM
http://www.jackjohnsonmusic.com/
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: Andrea D. on August 27, 2008, 01:36:46 PM
Johnson?  ;D
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: brandt on August 27, 2008, 02:34:16 PM
What do you need a johnson for Dudette?
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 27, 2008, 09:36:55 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on August 27, 2008, 01:36:46 PM
Johnson?  ;D

Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say.  Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or his "Johnson".
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: Dude1967 on August 27, 2008, 10:07:18 PM
Quote from: brandt on August 27, 2008, 02:34:16 PM
What do you need a johnson for Dudette?
I second the nomination of Jack Johnson, no matter what dudette needs with him   ;D
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 28, 2008, 12:14:26 AM
Yup, the Johnson dude abides.
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: Andrea D. on August 28, 2008, 10:38:25 AM
Quote from: brandt on August 27, 2008, 02:34:16 PM
What do you need a johnson for Dudette?

Well...you know.... ;D
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: Andrea D. on August 28, 2008, 10:39:42 AM
Quote from: Dude1967 on August 27, 2008, 10:07:18 PM
Quote from: brandt on August 27, 2008, 02:34:16 PM
What do you need a johnson for Dudette?
I second the nomination of Jack Johnson, no matter what dudette needs with him   ;D

Weeeeell...you mean...you know. ;D
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: SmokeytheBuddha on August 28, 2008, 10:42:06 AM
Quote from: Dude1967 on August 27, 2008, 10:07:18 PM
Quote from: brandt on August 27, 2008, 02:34:16 PM
What do you need a johnson for Dudette?
I second the nomination of Jack Johnson, no matter what dudette needs with him   ;D

We can't cut off Jack Johnson. We're not nihilists, after all.
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: Andrea D. on August 28, 2008, 10:45:21 AM
Well, no matter what dudes can say about him and his music, his surfer way of life and all the stuff...i like his name...Johnson, it sounds very good. ;D you know, Johnson.
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: Dude1967 on August 28, 2008, 12:49:26 PM
Johnson, Johnson, Johnson...It's always about the Johnson
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: Andrea D. on August 28, 2008, 04:49:54 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on August 28, 2008, 12:49:26 PM
Johnson, Johnson, Johnson...It's always about the Johnson

ALWAYS the issue here  ;D
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 28, 2008, 11:52:02 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on August 28, 2008, 12:49:26 PM
Johnson, Johnson, Johnson...

What do you need that for, dude?  ;D
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: brandt on August 29, 2008, 06:33:17 AM
This is our concern, Dude
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: Dude1967 on August 29, 2008, 06:54:25 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on August 28, 2008, 04:49:54 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on August 28, 2008, 12:49:26 PM
Johnson, Johnson, Johnson...It's always about the Johnson

ALWAYS the issue here  ;D
Yeah?  Wavin' a gun around?!
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 29, 2008, 10:19:45 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on August 29, 2008, 06:54:25 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on August 28, 2008, 04:49:54 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on August 28, 2008, 12:49:26 PM
Johnson, Johnson, Johnson...It's always about the Johnson

ALWAYS the issue here  ;D
Yeah?  Wavin' a gun around?!

Calmer than you are...........
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: Dude1967 on August 30, 2008, 12:56:13 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 29, 2008, 10:19:45 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on August 29, 2008, 06:54:25 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on August 28, 2008, 04:49:54 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on August 28, 2008, 12:49:26 PM
Johnson, Johnson, Johnson...It's always about the Johnson

ALWAYS the issue here  ;D
Yeah?  Wavin' a gun around?!

Calmer than you are...........
Just take it easy, man!
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 30, 2008, 03:19:12 AM
Quote from: Dude1967 on August 30, 2008, 12:56:13 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 29, 2008, 10:19:45 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on August 29, 2008, 06:54:25 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on August 28, 2008, 04:49:54 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on August 28, 2008, 12:49:26 PM
Johnson, Johnson, Johnson...It's always about the Johnson

ALWAYS the issue here  ;D
Yeah?  Wavin' a gun around?!

Calmer than you are...........
Just take it easy, man!

Calmer than you are...........
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: brandt on August 30, 2008, 09:27:33 AM
That's your answer for everything ???
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 30, 2008, 05:30:23 PM
Quote from: brandt on August 30, 2008, 09:27:33 AM
That's your answer for everything ???

And let me point out--pacifism is not--look at our current situation with that camelfucker in Iraq--pacifism is not something to hide behind.
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: Dude1967 on August 30, 2008, 09:04:57 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 30, 2008, 05:30:23 PM
Quote from: brandt on August 30, 2008, 09:27:33 AM
That's your answer for everything ???

And let me point out--pacifism is not--look at our current situation with that camelfucker in Iraq--pacifism is not something to hide behind.
Just, uh, just slip the rent under my door.
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: brandt on August 30, 2008, 09:22:11 PM
That's just psych out bullshit, we were gonna fuck you in the ass saturday,now we'll fuck you in the ass on wednesday, whooo, you got a date baby
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: Dude1967 on August 31, 2008, 08:35:15 AM
 Different mothers, huh?
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: brandt on August 31, 2008, 09:41:28 AM
Obviously  you never went to college....other than to smoke Thai stick...and look for a handout
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: Dude1967 on August 31, 2008, 06:40:52 PM
Quote from: brandt on August 31, 2008, 09:41:28 AM
Obviously  you never went to college....other than to smoke Thai stick...and look for a handout
Vee don't care.  Vee still vant zat money or vee fuck you up.

Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: brandt on August 31, 2008, 10:56:51 PM
Show me what ya got, Nihilist
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: Dude1967 on September 01, 2008, 04:15:09 AM
Quote from: brandt on August 31, 2008, 10:56:51 PM
Show me what ya got, Nihilist
I haff lingenberry pancakes.
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: Andrea D. on September 01, 2008, 11:04:12 AM
WHAT THE FUCK JOO DOING, MANG?!
Title: Re: Jack Johnson?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 01, 2008, 02:39:38 PM
Quote from: brandt on August 30, 2008, 09:22:11 PM
That's just psych out bullshit, we were gonna fuck you in the ass saturday,now we'll fuck you in the ass on wednesday, whooo, you got a date baby

He's crackin'