I'm psyched, joined the bowling league at work today(well, technically yesterday, but I haven't been to sleep yet). Been working there 19 years, never knew there was a league. Of course, I don't feel bad because there were people who've been there 30+ years who didn't know about it until I told them! A new guy just took over, and actually decided to let people know about it by putting a notice on the company website. Unfortunately, I couldn't get anybody from my department to join a team (200+ people, one bowler: me). At least I'll get to meet new people. Hopefully I'll get put on a team with somebody who's at least seen TBL. but, a wiser fella than m'self once said, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, wal, he eats you. I guess I'll find out.
Cool. I went bowling with my wife and sons last week and had a good time. I even wore my Lebowskifest bowling shirt, which my sons found hilarious.
It was more expensive than I remember, though. I think it's because the bowling alley just remodeled itself and is trying to be "upscale."
Friends like these, huh, Gary?
Have a Caucasian for me, huh?
You told that fuck down at the league office-- who's in charge of scheduling? Did you inform the fucks down at the league office that you won't be acting as the bag man during league play, no beepers during league, and that if they schedule the semis on the Shabbas that you DON'T ROLL ON SHABBAS! AND, IF THEY HAVE, THAT THEY CAN FUCKING UNPOST IT?!!!
Clearly you have a few issues to straighten out with those fucking krauts. ;D
Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 26, 2008, 03:06:06 PM
You told that fuck down at the league office-- who's in charge of scheduling? Did you inform the fucks down at the league office that you won't be acting as the bag man during league play, no beepers during league, and that if they schedule the semis on the Shabbas that you DON'T ROLL ON SHABBAS! AND, IF THEY HAVE, THAT THEY CAN FUCKING UNPOST IT?!!!
Clearly you have a few issues to straighten out with those fucking krauts. ;D
Hell, you just tell him--well, you tell him, uh, we made the
hand-off, everything went, uh, you know--
You are employed, sir?
Quote from: brandt on August 28, 2008, 02:12:13 PM
You are employed, sir?
Employed? Is this, what day is this?
You don't go out bowling dressed like that , do yuh ???
Quote from: brandt on August 29, 2008, 06:36:53 AM
You don't go out bowling dressed like that , do yuh ???
Calmer than you are.
Well, I do bowl sir! So if you don't mind.......
Well I can see you don't want to be cheered up....let's go find us a lane
First day of bowling today!!! Got put on a new team, couldn't believe it when they took my suggestion for the team name: "The Achievers"!!! One person on my team had seen The Big Lebowski, so she got the reference.
Quote from: Dude1967 on September 08, 2008, 08:24:17 PM
First day of bowling today!!! Got put on a new team, couldn't believe it when they took my suggestion for the team name: "The Achievers"!!! One person on my team had seen The Big Lebowski, so she got the reference.
Far fucking out, man. No bowling on the shabbas I assume?
Quote from: digitalbuddha on September 08, 2008, 10:21:51 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on September 08, 2008, 08:24:17 PM
First day of bowling today!!! Got put on a new team, couldn't believe it when they took my suggestion for the team name: "The Achievers"!!! One person on my team had seen The Big Lebowski, so she got the reference.
Far fucking out, man. No bowling on the shabbas I assume?
nope, mondays only
Five weeks into it, my team is in last place, but we lead the league in having FUN. (I just wish we could have fun,AND win once in a while) Ah, Fuck It.
forget about it, can't be worried about that shit
Quote from: always abides on October 10, 2008, 10:35:11 AM
forget about it, can't be worried about that shit
So it's a good thing I'm not. I'm having too good a time to worry about what place we're in. ;D
Quote from: Dude1967 on October 09, 2008, 04:05:50 PM
Five weeks into it, my team is in last place, but we lead the league in having FUN. (I just wish we could have fun,AND win once in a while) Ah, Fuck It.
bunch of fuckin' amateurs!
Quote from: brandt on October 11, 2008, 10:56:18 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on October 09, 2008, 04:05:50 PM
Five weeks into it, my team is in last place, but we lead the league in having FUN. (I just wish we could have fun,AND win once in a while) Ah, Fuck It.
bunch of fuckin' amateurs!
Damn Straight!
Quote from: Dude1967 on October 09, 2008, 04:05:50 PM
Five weeks into it, my team is in last place, but we lead the league in having FUN. (I just wish we could have fun,AND win once in a while) Ah, Fuck It.
Sounds like hell of a bowling party you got going on, man. Completely unspoiled.
just make sure not to pull a piece out on the lanes, because you might violate several of the leagues bylaws...
Quote from: always abides on October 15, 2008, 01:29:28 PM
just make sure not to pull a piece out on the lanes, because you might violate several of the leagues bylaws...
and someone may stick it up my ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes "click". And who the fuck needs that?
Quote from: Dude1967 on October 19, 2008, 05:24:19 PM
Quote from: always abides on October 15, 2008, 01:29:28 PM
just make sure not to pull a piece out on the lanes, because you might violate several of the leagues bylaws...
and someone may stick it up my ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes "click". And who the fuck needs that?
I think that was a fantasy of da jesus. One of the things he had to go door to door and tell everyone ;D
Perhaps if you vere nicht so busy biting poor Germans ears off, you could vin ;)
Seriously, my best friends were in a bowling league when I was a kid, but my mom wouldn't let me join. We didn't have the money.
Quote from: TheGermanNihilist on October 22, 2008, 08:04:33 AM
Perhaps if you vere nicht so busy biting poor Germans ears off, you could vin ;)
Seriously, my best friends were in a bowling league when I was a kid, but my mom wouldn't let me join. We didn't have the money.
That's a bummer :'(
Quote from: TheGermanNihilist on October 22, 2008, 08:04:33 AM
Perhaps if you vere nicht so busy biting poor Germans ears off, you could vin ;)
Seriously, my best friends were in a bowling league when I was a kid, but my mom wouldn't let me join. We didn't have the money.
You're not his, heh-heh, you're not literally his children; they're the Little Lebowski Urban Bowlers, inner-city children of promise but without the-- --without the means for bowling, so Mr. Lebowski has committed to sending all of them to the bowling league.
Quote from: digitalbuddha on November 02, 2008, 11:33:21 AM
Quote from: TheGermanNihilist on October 22, 2008, 08:04:33 AM
Perhaps if you vere nicht so busy biting poor Germans ears off, you could vin ;)
Seriously, my best friends were in a bowling league when I was a kid, but my mom wouldn't let me join. We didn't have the money.
You're not his, heh-heh, you're not literally his children; they're the Little Lebowski Urban Bowlers, inner-city children of promise but without the-- --without the means for bowling, so Mr. Lebowski has committed to sending all of them to the bowling league.
Their bowling league is in your hands, Dude.
Quote from: brandt on November 02, 2008, 10:48:33 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on November 02, 2008, 11:33:21 AM
Quote from: TheGermanNihilist on October 22, 2008, 08:04:33 AM
Perhaps if you vere nicht so busy biting poor Germans ears off, you could vin ;)
Seriously, my best friends were in a bowling league when I was a kid, but my mom wouldn't let me join. We didn't have the money.
You're not his, heh-heh, you're not literally his children; they're the Little Lebowski Urban Bowlers, inner-city children of promise but without the-- --without the means for bowling, so Mr. Lebowski has committed to sending all of them to the bowling league.
Their bowling league is in your hands, Dude.
Ah, man, don't say that.
Quote from: digitalbuddha on November 03, 2008, 01:19:25 AM
Quote from: brandt on November 02, 2008, 10:48:33 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on November 02, 2008, 11:33:21 AM
Quote from: TheGermanNihilist on October 22, 2008, 08:04:33 AM
Perhaps if you vere nicht so busy biting poor Germans ears off, you could vin ;)
Seriously, my best friends were in a bowling league when I was a kid, but my mom wouldn't let me join. We didn't have the money.
You're not his, heh-heh, you're not literally his children; they're the Little Lebowski Urban Bowlers, inner-city children of promise but without the-- --without the means for bowling, so Mr. Lebowski has committed to sending all of them to the bowling league.
Their bowling league is in your hands, Dude.
Ah, man, don't say that.
Mr. Lebowski asked me to repeat that,Their bowling league is in your hands.
So Dude1967. 3 years on, hows the league?
Started my own on 21st September.
shomer fucking shabbas.
which is why i missed the wiltern last night, that and i was too high to drive.