Turtle was a good man, and thorough..............
Hate to see a good dude fall, has Turtle bought the farm? Anyone heard from T-dude?
He is probably eyeball to eyeball with a man in black pyjamas.
He's bowling :)
I was thinking that Turtle had a visit from Woo and his buddy and they went for a ride to see Jackie Treehorn and then got tossed out of the cab and was walking home.
Yeah...or maybe he changed the station.
But seriously i'm pretty worried about our Turtle because Waldo was bother him...maybe is the stress talking :(
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on August 21, 2008, 11:37:41 AM
Yeah...or maybe he changed the station.
But seriously i'm pretty worried about our Turtle because Waldo was bother him...maybe is the stress talking :(
Maybe Waldo's unchecked aggression is staking Turdle. That's a bummer, man.
Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 20, 2008, 10:33:53 PM
I was thinking that Turtle had a visit from Woo and his buddy and they went for a ride to see Jackie Treehorn and then got tossed out of the cab and was walking home.
Jackie Treehorn, a worthy adversary, not like that Waldofucker in Iraq
Phone's ringin' Turtle
For a while I thought that the judge tossed Turtle in the can, man. But for a $80 fine? Fuck, no way. 80 clams or community service. Turtle is probably abiding his time working the $80 off at the local Red Cross or something. My other theory was that he was involved in the protest to take over Hawaii and restore the Hawaiian monarchy. ;D
Here's hoping the Turtle abides...
I got information-new shit has come to light and-shit, man!
He kidnapped himself
Well sure, look at it! Young trophy turtle, I mean, in the parlance of our times, owes money all over Hawaii, including to known pornographers--and that's cool, that's cool-- but i'm saying, he needs money, and of course they're gonna say they didn't get it 'cause he wants more, man, he's gotta feed the monkey, I mean--
hasn't that ever occurred to you...?
Sir?
Maybe the Turtle simply decided to just drive to Palm Springs to visit his friends and not tell anybody. At least the nihilists haven't got a hold of him.
You thought Turtle'd been kidnapped and you could use it as a pretext to make some money disappear. All you needed was a sap to pin it on, and you'd just met me. You thought, hey, a deadbeat, a loser, someone the square community won't give a shit about.
As you can see, it is a ransom note. Sent by cowards. Men who are unable to achieve on a level field of play. Men who will not sign their names. Weaklings. Bums.
THE DUDE EXAMINES THE FAX:
WE HAVE TURTLE. GATHER ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN UNMARKED NON-CONSECUTIVE TWENTIES. AWAIT INSTRUCTIONS. NO FUNNY STUFF.
What are you dudes blathering about?
;D
Quote from: Turtle on August 23, 2008, 08:23:45 AM
What are you dudes blathering about?
;D
Where the fuck have you been, man? Beeper went off during league play?
Quote from: Turtle on August 23, 2008, 08:23:45 AM
What are you dudes blathering about?
;D
No, Walter! I said I thought he kidnapped himself! You're the one who's so fucking certain--
Quote from: Dude1967 on August 23, 2008, 01:17:59 PM
Quote from: Turtle on August 23, 2008, 08:23:45 AM
What are you dudes blathering about?
;D
No, Walter! I said I thought he kidnapped himself! You're the one who's so fucking certain--
That's right, dude. ;D
Quote from: Turtle on August 23, 2008, 08:23:45 AM
What are you dudes blathering about?
;D
My God sir, we will not abide another toe.
Wal, I lost m'train of thought here. But--aw hell, I done innerduced turtle enough.
I think Turtle's post was a God Damned fake, man.....Maybe Waldo, and Waldo's wife who was killed by nazis, kidnapped Turtle, mang.......................
WE HAVE TURTLE. GATHER ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN UNMARKED NON-CONSECUTIVE TWENTIES. AWAIT INSTRUCTIONS. NO FUNNY STUFF.
;D
The nihilists would like me to tell you that they are treating me very well (aaaabulshitchooo),
....excuse me... and I am starting to understand their non-ethos as the true way (aaaabulshitchooo)
....sorry, hay fever.... They would like you to send them a million dollars to support their beliefs...in...ah....
nothing....they will spend this money to purchase a prosthetic toe and to pay off the fines acquired from traveling with a marmot, you know, wildlife...an amphibious rodent...for domestic...inside the city limits.
Oh....and they said.....no funny stuff!
PS If you cannot get the money, then please try to get a toe by 3 o'clock...with nailpolish.
If you cannot get even that, then they said they will just take what you have on you, and
they callz it even.
Dudeism suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled Turtles rug, and is in a unique position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion.
Mr. Dudeism is prepared to make a generous offer to you to act as courier once we get instructions for the money.
Dudeism thinks it's the Waldo-pissers, huh?
Well Dude, we just don't know.
......................Brandt will fill you in on the details.
Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 25, 2008, 11:46:21 PM
Dudeism suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled Turtles rug, and is in a unique position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion.
Mr. Dudeism is prepared to make a generous offer to you to act as courier once we get instructions for the money.
Dudeism thinks it's the Waldo-pissers, huh?
Well Dude, we just don't know.
......................Brandt will fill you in on the details.
Brandt can't fill you in on the details, or he has to pay $100
This is our concern ,Turtle :o
I think Turtle needs some cash to feed the monkey, man. Ah, let me see, I think its down their somewhere....Come on, Walter, we're ending this thing cheap. Four dollars here! Almost five!
Everything seems to be fine, as long as there is no funny stuff!
What I see here is a series of victimles crimes
Turtle kidnapped himself, Dude, you said so yourself
Oh, man. Don't do--
Quote from: brandt on August 29, 2008, 03:53:31 PM
What I see here is a series of victimles crimes
Turtle kidnapped himself, Dude, you said so yourself
You think veer kidding und making mit de funny stuff?
That's a Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce Business Achiever award, which is given--not necessarily given every year! Given only when there's a worthy, somebody especially--
So racially he's pretty cool?
...which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide--but, sometimes there's a man. . . sometimes there's a man.
What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski ???
Look, Maude, I'm sorry your mother is a nympho :(
Quote from: brandt on September 01, 2008, 09:26:21 PM
Look, Maude, I'm sorry your mother is a nympho :(
One a those days, huh. Wal, a wiser fella than m'self once said, sometimes
you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, wal, he eats you.
Not if I have anything to say about it!
I'm still a good man dudes.
Quote from: Turtle on September 04, 2008, 02:20:19 AM
I'm still a good man dudes.
Fuckin' A. Turtle IS a good man. And thorough.
Could you slide your shorts down, please?
He did not die face down in the muck
I think he went with that strumpet who owes money all over town
After all, you gotta feed the Turtle, man..sir
Quote from: Turtle on September 04, 2008, 02:20:19 AM
I'm still a good man dudes.
Good to see you here, dude. Keep abiding.
Quote from: brandt on September 04, 2008, 02:28:42 PM
He did not die face down in the muck
I think he went with that strumpet who owes money all over town
After all, you gotta feed the Turtle, man..sir
Turtle and Bunny...hmm...thats fucking interesting man, thats fucking interesting.
Quote from: Turtle on September 04, 2008, 02:20:19 AM
I'm still a good man dudes.
And a good day to you Sr !
Quote from: Turtle on September 05, 2008, 03:20:14 AM
Quote from: brandt on September 04, 2008, 02:28:42 PM
He did not die face down in the muck
I think he went with that strumpet who owes money all over town
After all, you gotta feed the Turtle, man..sir
Turtle and Bunny...hmm...thats fucking interesting man, thats fucking interesting.
yeah, I always thought that Turtle would end up with Maude myself
I take comfort in that
Quote from: brandt on September 05, 2008, 09:32:58 PM
I take comfort in that
The Turtle; takin' er easy for all us sinners ;D
That's his homework..Maude or Bunny..and in english....stupefyin'!