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We'll be celebrating Dude-O-Ween ;D(http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/default/images/post/thumbup.gif)
A few beers, a few strumpets; our troubles are over, dudes.............
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Boo!
The one time a year the jevohvahs knock at my door on a Sunday confusing my skulls for halloween decorations (a human skull is for life not just for Halloween).
Also Pagan new year, a time for remembering those that have passed, the world of the dead being closest to the world of the living so those that have passed in the past year can step over.
Quote from: meekon5 on October 30, 2012, 07:35:20 AM
The one time a year the jevohvahs knock at my door on a Sunday confusing my skulls for halloween decorations (a human skull is for life not just for Halloween).
Also Pagan new year, a time for remembering those that have passed, the world of the dead being closest to the world of the living so those that have passed in the past year can step over.
I like Kit Kat's better.
The one time a year the Jehovah knock at my door on a Sunday confusing my skulls for halloween decorations (a human skull is for life not just for Halloween).
DUDE!! they came to my door too! ( despite the big NO SOLICITING sign on my door)!
I said I was not into what he was pushing,and the Jehovah witness dude got confrontational! WTF?
Are these dudes getting super-aggressive about "converting" us pagans,or what?
So not cool...
I just quote the more interesting bits of their book at them.They can't cope with that and they start wriggling.
My personal favorite is asking if Adam and eve had belly-buttons,well its good for a laugh,any way...
Excellent pub joke for kids.Sherlock Holmes goes to Heaven.St Pete says "Those blokes over there,spot Adam and you can come in".Sherlock says"That's easy,it's him".Pete says,"How do you know"? Sherlock says,"Nae belly button yer ba' bag".(He was really a Glaswegian).
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Quote from: Stever on November 10, 2012, 09:20:39 AM
...I said I was not into what he was pushing,and the Jehovah witness dude got confrontational! WTF?
Are these dudes getting super-aggressive about "converting" us pagans,or what?
So not cool...
For a long time I've known that they believe that only a crtain number of people will be going to heaven (I think it's twenty thousand). I only recently found out that they also believe the more people they convert the further up the list their name goes. So they "need" to convert as many as possible to get their "name on the list" at the pearly gates.
Dude!!! Thats a fucking pyramid scheme they got going there!
Damn...that dude that tried to convert me must have been way down the list,cause he was a pushy fucker..next one I see,Im gonna try to convert to Dudeism!
They need to take er easy! 8)
Most dudes dont even knock on my door,when they see my NRA sticker..lol