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Title: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 08, 2008, 05:01:28 PM

Hurry Dude. I'd go but I'm pumping blood. Might pass out.

http://video.aol.com/video/how-not-to-fake-a-heart-attack/2161327?icid=100214839x1207345577x1200387143 (http://video.aol.com/video/how-not-to-fake-a-heart-attack/2161327?icid=100214839x1207345577x1200387143)

Title: Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
Post by: brandt on August 10, 2008, 12:11:26 PM

That dude was just takin' it easy, man

Title: Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 10, 2008, 02:14:46 PM

Quote from: brandt on August 10, 2008, 12:11:26 PM
That dude was just takin' it easy, man

They're callin' the cops, man. ;D

Title: Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
Post by: brandt on August 10, 2008, 11:48:46 PM

I did not know that!

Title: Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
Post by: Dude1967 on August 11, 2008, 01:22:07 PM

C'mon Dude, eventually she'll get sick of her little game and, you know, wander back--

Title: Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
Post by: brandt on August 11, 2008, 01:25:07 PM

So far all we have is a series of victimless crimes

Oh, and the dudes car got dinged up a little bit.

Title: Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
Post by: Dude1967 on August 11, 2008, 01:26:40 PM

Nice marmot.

Title: Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
Post by: brandt on August 12, 2008, 12:52:45 AM

Walter

Does he still defend himself?

Judge

Oh no, he fakes health problems

Title: Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
Post by: Dude1967 on August 12, 2008, 04:10:12 PM

Don?t roll on shabbas
The bosom of the ocean
Dead in the water

Title: Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 12, 2008, 08:51:55 PM

The fucking judge has fucking papers.

Title: Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
Post by: brandt on August 12, 2008, 09:07:45 PM

There's no literal connection

Title: Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
Post by: Dude1967 on August 12, 2008, 11:15:20 PM

This is a league game, Smokey!

Title: Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 23, 2008, 12:10:01 AM

Quote from: Dude1967 on August 12, 2008, 11:15:20 PM
This is a league game, Smokey!

Does anyone give a shit about the rules?!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
Post by: Dude1967 on August 23, 2008, 07:57:15 AM

Mr. Lebowski, this is Fred Dynarski with the Southern Cal Bowling League.
I just got a, an informal report, uh, that a uh, a member of your team, uh, digitalbuddha, drew a loaded weapon during league play--

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