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Title: I'm glad he's out there
Post by: BikerDude on September 25, 2012, 10:44:57 AM
Taking it easy for all us sinners.


Driver of Motorized Beer Cooler Charged With Drunk Driving

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2011/08/08/motorized-beer-cooler-driver-charged-with-drunk-driving/
Title: Re: I'm glad he's out there
Post by: NobleElement on September 26, 2012, 01:34:02 PM
Poor dude was also charged with driving without a license.  I didn't know there was such a thing as a motorized beer cooler license.  Must be listed next to the Power Wheels Operator license.
Title: Re: I'm glad he's out there
Post by: Boston Rockbury on September 26, 2012, 03:37:01 PM
Quote from: NobleElement on September 26, 2012, 01:34:02 PM
Poor dude was also charged with driving without a license.  I didn't know there was such a thing as a motorized beer cooler license.  Must be listed next to the Power Wheels Operator license.

There is no such thing as a motorised beer cooler license. That's how they knew for sure that he didn't have one. The law has a sort of relentless logic when it comes beer cooler regulations. Makes me thirsty just lookin at the damn picture.
Title: Re: I'm glad he's out there
Post by: milnie on September 26, 2012, 04:51:40 PM
Was the guy sitting in or in it? Looks like its for pushing. Sorry for the banal comment but the small details count, or should I be less lazy and read the whole article?
I know someone who was booked for driving a golf cart drunk
Title: Re: I'm glad he's out there
Post by: Caesar dude on September 26, 2012, 06:12:08 PM
I know a guy who lost his licence for driving a horse drunk... yes you read that correctly...a fucking horse!!
Title: Re: I'm glad he's out there
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 26, 2012, 07:01:23 PM
Quote from: Caesar dude on September 26, 2012, 06:12:08 PM
I know a guy who lost his licence for driving a horse drunk... yes you read that correctly...a fucking horse!!

I once sat on a big dog when I was drunk; guess I should lose my driver's license. ;D
Title: Re: I'm glad he's out there
Post by: cckeiser on September 26, 2012, 08:42:06 PM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on September 26, 2012, 07:01:23 PM
Quote from: Caesar dude on September 26, 2012, 06:12:08 PM
I know a guy who lost his licence for driving a horse drunk... yes you read that correctly...a fucking horse!!

I once sat on a big dog when I was drunk; guess I should lose my driver's license. ;D

Depending on the dog....you could lose more than that! ;D
Title: Re: I'm glad he's out there
Post by: Hominid on September 26, 2012, 09:26:29 PM
Getting charged is one thing, convicted is another... the cop did him a favour, cause if he was charged with public mischief, THAT would stick.
Title: Re: I'm glad he's out there
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 26, 2012, 09:34:09 PM
Quote from: cckeiser on September 26, 2012, 08:42:06 PM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on September 26, 2012, 07:01:23 PM
Quote from: Caesar dude on September 26, 2012, 06:12:08 PM
I know a guy who lost his licence for driving a horse drunk... yes you read that correctly...a fucking horse!!

I once sat on a big dog when I was drunk; guess I should lose my driver's license. ;D

Depending on the dog....you could lose more than that! ;D

I remember is being grraaaoowwed at a lot ;D
Title: Re: I'm glad he's out there
Post by: Caesar dude on September 27, 2012, 06:13:52 PM
I once stood on a drunk dog (by accident!)

The dog was Italian and was called tripod for it had three legs!

It was laying down in the entrance/exit from the Naafi bar in Sardinia!

I was carrying two pints of Italy's finest lager (Ichnussa).. my oath was immortalised  in a squadron cartoon! Wish I still had it to show you!

"For fucks sakes who put that fucking three legged fuck pig of an excuse for a dog there? It's of no use to humanity and you can't even wipe your feet on the fucker without tripping up on the stupid thing. Whose got their gun?"

I wasn't very dude in those days!

Oh and for info... I didn't spill a drop! :)

Peace.