Taking it easy for all us sinners.
Driver of Motorized Beer Cooler Charged With Drunk Driving
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2011/08/08/motorized-beer-cooler-driver-charged-with-drunk-driving/
Poor dude was also charged with driving without a license. I didn't know there was such a thing as a motorized beer cooler license. Must be listed next to the Power Wheels Operator license.
Quote from: NobleElement on September 26, 2012, 01:34:02 PM
Poor dude was also charged with driving without a license. I didn't know there was such a thing as a motorized beer cooler license. Must be listed next to the Power Wheels Operator license.
There is no such thing as a motorised beer cooler license. That's how they knew for sure that he didn't have one. The law has a sort of relentless logic when it comes beer cooler regulations. Makes me thirsty just lookin at the damn picture.
Was the guy sitting in or in it? Looks like its for pushing. Sorry for the banal comment but the small details count, or should I be less lazy and read the whole article?
I know someone who was booked for driving a golf cart drunk
I know a guy who lost his licence for driving a horse drunk... yes you read that correctly...a fucking horse!!
Quote from: Caesar dude on September 26, 2012, 06:12:08 PM
I know a guy who lost his licence for driving a horse drunk... yes you read that correctly...a fucking horse!!
I once sat on a big dog when I was drunk; guess I should lose my driver's license. ;D
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on September 26, 2012, 07:01:23 PM
Quote from: Caesar dude on September 26, 2012, 06:12:08 PM
I know a guy who lost his licence for driving a horse drunk... yes you read that correctly...a fucking horse!!
I once sat on a big dog when I was drunk; guess I should lose my driver's license. ;D
Depending on the dog....you could lose more than that! ;D
Getting charged is one thing, convicted is another... the cop did him a favour, cause if he was charged with public mischief, THAT would stick.
Quote from: cckeiser on September 26, 2012, 08:42:06 PM
Quote from: DigitalBuddha on September 26, 2012, 07:01:23 PM
Quote from: Caesar dude on September 26, 2012, 06:12:08 PM
I know a guy who lost his licence for driving a horse drunk... yes you read that correctly...a fucking horse!!
I once sat on a big dog when I was drunk; guess I should lose my driver's license. ;D
Depending on the dog....you could lose more than that! ;D
I remember is being grraaaoowwed at a lot ;D
I once stood on a drunk dog (by accident!)
The dog was Italian and was called tripod for it had three legs!
It was laying down in the entrance/exit from the Naafi bar in Sardinia!
I was carrying two pints of Italy's finest lager (Ichnussa).. my oath was immortalised in a squadron cartoon! Wish I still had it to show you!
"For fucks sakes who put that fucking three legged fuck pig of an excuse for a dog there? It's of no use to humanity and you can't even wipe your feet on the fucker without tripping up on the stupid thing. Whose got their gun?"
I wasn't very dude in those days!
Oh and for info... I didn't spill a drop! :)
Peace.