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Title: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 26, 2008, 04:42:08 PM
 ;D This what happens Larry when you fuck a lawn mower in the ass...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7526628.stm
Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: Dude1967 on July 26, 2008, 05:04:07 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 26, 2008, 04:42:08 PM
;D This what happens Larry when you fuck a lawn mower in the ass...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7526628.stm
The best part of the article:     A local retailer said that Mr Walendowski might now have difficulty getting his lawn mower repaired.

"Anything not factory recommended would void the warranty," said Dick Wagner, of Wagner's Garden Mart in Milwaukee.

Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 26, 2008, 06:32:24 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on July 26, 2008, 05:04:07 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 26, 2008, 04:42:08 PM
;D This what happens Larry when you fuck a lawn mower in the ass...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7526628.stm
The best part of the article:     A local retailer said that Mr Walendowski might now have difficulty getting his lawn mower repaired.

"Anything not factory recommended would void the warranty," said Dick Wagner, of Wagner's Garden Mart in Milwaukee.



On the phone with a lawn mower customer service...

;D Well Mr Walendowski, currently, lawn mowers shot with a sawd-off shotgun are not covered by your extended warranty. May we suggest our advanced warranty that does cover lawn mowers shot with a sawd-off shotgun, blown up with a howitzer and otherwise beat to shit with a crowbar?
Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: Turtle on July 26, 2008, 06:33:38 PM
Yeah I guess he should have opted for the "Aggression Insurance".
Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 26, 2008, 07:44:32 PM
Quote from: Turtle on July 26, 2008, 06:33:38 PM
Yeah I guess he should have opted for the "Aggression Insurance".

The first line of his current warranty should probably read...

Regarding The Use of Firearms on Your New Lawn Mower.

Customer:
Mr. Walendowski,
                         
Warranty With:
The Southern Cal Lawn Mower League. 
                       
Upon any informal report, uh, that a uh, a member of your family, uh, Mr. Walendowski, draws a loaded weapon during league play--and blows the shit out of your new lawn mower, uh, this is a serious infraction, and, ah, we will examine your standing.

In addition, please note:

And let's also not forget--let's not forget, Mr. Walendowski--that keeping a blown up, an amphibious lawn mower, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city--that isn't legal either.

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Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 26, 2008, 07:47:02 PM
Quote from: Turtle on July 26, 2008, 06:33:38 PM
Yeah I guess he should have opted for the "Aggression Insurance".

I wonder if the dude thought of the idea of just using a crowbar?  ;D
Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: Turtle on July 26, 2008, 09:56:11 PM
This is a classic example of the ill effects of television on the weak-minded 55 year old redneck who lives with his mother. This situation could have been a lot worse. Did you say this guy's name was Waldo?
Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 26, 2008, 10:00:36 PM
Quote from: Turtle on July 26, 2008, 09:56:11 PM
This is a classic example of the ill effects of television on the weak-minded 55 year old redneck who lives with his mother. This situation could have been a lot worse. Did you say this guy's name is Waldo?

A redneck dipshit with a nine toed women.
Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: SmokeytheBuddha on July 27, 2008, 07:09:41 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 26, 2008, 04:42:08 PM
;D This what happens Larry when you fuck a lawn mower in the ass...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7526628.stm

Say what you will about the tenets of shooting lawn mowers with sawed-off shotguns, at least it's an ethos.
Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: brandt on July 27, 2008, 03:57:26 PM
Hey, that's your name dbhudda....and the correct nomenclature is "sawed-off shotgun"
Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 27, 2008, 04:36:17 PM
Quote from: brandt on July 27, 2008, 03:57:26 PM
Hey, that's your name dbhudda....and the correct nomenclature is "sawed-off shotgun"

We are talking about unchecked aggression here...........
Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: Turtle on July 27, 2008, 06:20:53 PM
You know if you look closely at the article, it's actually pretty fucked up.

I mean why shouldn't the guy be able to shoot his own lawn mower?

Why are the police involved and these exorbitant penalties (6 and half years in prison!

$11,000 in fines!)?

Dudes, thats the crazy part man, I mean, they are making a crime out of aggression, they
are trying to cut our dicks off man.

Aggression is a natural emotion, and as long as you don't use it to hurt anyone else, then
I think its cool, I mean, its gotta be expressed some way.

Shit we've come a long way from the days of Sam Elliot.

6 1/2 years in prison just for shooting his own lawnmower!!! Damn!!!

And the reporter makes a joke out of the article, and the guys pic is up there like
the poster child for "loser". And everybody who reads it...laughs.

But this is somebody's life man.
Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 27, 2008, 11:47:41 PM
Quote from: Turtle on July 27, 2008, 06:20:53 PM
You know if you look closely at the article, it's actually pretty fucked up.

I mean why shouldn't the guy be able to shoot his own lawn mower?

Why are the police involved and these exorbitant penalties (6 and half years in prison!

$11,000 in fines!)?

Dudes, thats the crazy part man, I mean, they are making a crime out of aggression, they
are trying to cut our dicks off man.

Aggression is a natural emotion, and as long as you don't use it to hurt anyone else, then
I think its cool, I mean, its gotta be expressed some way.

Shit we've come a long way from the days of Sam Elliot.

6 1/2 years in prison just for shooting his own lawnmower!!! Damn!!!

And the reporter makes a joke out of the article, and the guys pic is up there like
the poster child for "loser". And everybody who reads it...laughs.

But this is somebody's life man.

Police chief of Milwaukee.  A real reactionary.
Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: Dude1967 on July 28, 2008, 10:25:11 AM
Quote from: Turtle on July 27, 2008, 06:20:53 PM
You know if you look closely at the article, it's actually pretty fucked up.

I mean why shouldn't the guy be able to shoot his own lawn mower?

Why are the police involved and these exorbitant penalties (6 and half years in prison!

$11,000 in fines!)?

Dudes, thats the crazy part man, I mean, they are making a crime out of aggression, they
are trying to cut our dicks off man.

Aggression is a natural emotion, and as long as you don't use it to hurt anyone else, then
I think its cool, I mean, its gotta be expressed some way.

Shit we've come a long way from the days of Sam Elliot.

6 1/2 years in prison just for shooting his own lawnmower!!! Damn!!!

And the reporter makes a joke out of the article, and the guys pic is up there like
the poster child for "loser". And everybody who reads it...laughs.

But this is somebody's life man.
Actually, he's probably facing stiffer penalties for using a sawed-off shotgun than if he had used oone with a full length barrel.  I believe that in most states, it is a felony to posses a sawed-off shotgun.  But I admit I don't know that for certain.
Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 28, 2008, 07:36:09 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on July 28, 2008, 10:25:11 AM
Quote from: Turtle on July 27, 2008, 06:20:53 PM
You know if you look closely at the article, it's actually pretty fucked up.

I mean why shouldn't the guy be able to shoot his own lawn mower?

Why are the police involved and these exorbitant penalties (6 and half years in prison!

$11,000 in fines!)?

Dudes, thats the crazy part man, I mean, they are making a crime out of aggression, they
are trying to cut our dicks off man.

Aggression is a natural emotion, and as long as you don't use it to hurt anyone else, then
I think its cool, I mean, its gotta be expressed some way.

Shit we've come a long way from the days of Sam Elliot.

6 1/2 years in prison just for shooting his own lawnmower!!! Damn!!!

And the reporter makes a joke out of the article, and the guys pic is up there like
the poster child for "loser". And everybody who reads it...laughs.

But this is somebody's life man.
Actually, he's probably facing stiffer penalties for using a sawed-off shotgun than if he had used oone with a full length barrel.  I believe that in most states, it is a felony to posses a sawed-off shotgun.  But I admit I don't know that for certain.

You didn't think he was rolling out naked, did ya?
Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: brandt on July 29, 2008, 11:37:28 AM
Looks like that ex mower must have flashed a piece in the back yard and somebody stuck a sawed off up it's ass and pulled the trigger until it went CLICK! :o
Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 29, 2008, 10:36:18 PM
Quote from: brandt on July 29, 2008, 11:37:28 AM
Looks like that ex mower must have flashed a piece in the back yard and somebody stuck a sawed off up it's ass and pulled the trigger until it went CLICK! :o

Jesus.
Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: brandt on July 30, 2008, 11:29:39 AM
You said it man, nobody fucks with the man who lives with his mother, the other nine toed woman
Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: Dude1967 on July 30, 2008, 10:24:56 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 28, 2008, 07:36:09 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on July 28, 2008, 10:25:11 AM
Quote from: Turtle on July 27, 2008, 06:20:53 PM
You know if you look closely at the article, it's actually pretty fucked up.

I mean why shouldn't the guy be able to shoot his own lawn mower?

Why are the police involved and these exorbitant penalties (6 and half years in prison!

$11,000 in fines!)?

Dudes, thats the crazy part man, I mean, they are making a crime out of aggression, they
are trying to cut our dicks off man.

Aggression is a natural emotion, and as long as you don't use it to hurt anyone else, then
I think its cool, I mean, its gotta be expressed some way.

Shit we've come a long way from the days of Sam Elliot.

6 1/2 years in prison just for shooting his own lawnmower!!! Damn!!!

And the reporter makes a joke out of the article, and the guys pic is up there like
the poster child for "loser". And everybody who reads it...laughs.

But this is somebody's life man.
Actually, he's probably facing stiffer penalties for using a sawed-off shotgun than if he had used oone with a full length barrel.  I believe that in most states, it is a felony to posses a sawed-off shotgun.  But I admit I don't know that for certain.

You didn't think he was rolling out naked, did ya?
No, I'm just saying he should have left the barrel length alone    ;D
Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 31, 2008, 01:01:02 AM
Quote from: Dude1967 on July 30, 2008, 10:24:56 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 28, 2008, 07:36:09 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on July 28, 2008, 10:25:11 AM
Quote from: Turtle on July 27, 2008, 06:20:53 PM
You know if you look closely at the article, it's actually pretty fucked up.

I mean why shouldn't the guy be able to shoot his own lawn mower?

Why are the police involved and these exorbitant penalties (6 and half years in prison!

$11,000 in fines!)?

Dudes, thats the crazy part man, I mean, they are making a crime out of aggression, they
are trying to cut our dicks off man.

Aggression is a natural emotion, and as long as you don't use it to hurt anyone else, then
I think its cool, I mean, its gotta be expressed some way.

Shit we've come a long way from the days of Sam Elliot.

6 1/2 years in prison just for shooting his own lawnmower!!! Damn!!!

And the reporter makes a joke out of the article, and the guys pic is up there like
the poster child for "loser". And everybody who reads it...laughs.

But this is somebody's life man.
Actually, he's probably facing stiffer penalties for using a sawed-off shotgun than if he had used oone with a full length barrel.  I believe that in most states, it is a felony to posses a sawed-off shotgun.  But I admit I don't know that for certain.

You didn't think he was rolling out naked, did ya?
No, I'm just saying he should have left the barrel length alone    ;D

The dude probably shouted at his lawn mower...........YOU THINK I'M FUCKING AROUND HERE?  ...then blew the fuck out of it.  ;D
Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: SmokeytheBuddha on July 31, 2008, 08:24:25 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 31, 2008, 01:01:02 AM
Quote from: Dude1967 on July 30, 2008, 10:24:56 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 28, 2008, 07:36:09 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on July 28, 2008, 10:25:11 AM
Quote from: Turtle on July 27, 2008, 06:20:53 PM
You know if you look closely at the article, it's actually pretty fucked up.

I mean why shouldn't the guy be able to shoot his own lawn mower?

Why are the police involved and these exorbitant penalties (6 and half years in prison!

$11,000 in fines!)?

Dudes, thats the crazy part man, I mean, they are making a crime out of aggression, they
are trying to cut our dicks off man.

Aggression is a natural emotion, and as long as you don't use it to hurt anyone else, then
I think its cool, I mean, its gotta be expressed some way.

Shit we've come a long way from the days of Sam Elliot.

6 1/2 years in prison just for shooting his own lawnmower!!! Damn!!!

And the reporter makes a joke out of the article, and the guys pic is up there like
the poster child for "loser". And everybody who reads it...laughs.

But this is somebody's life man.
Actually, he's probably facing stiffer penalties for using a sawed-off shotgun than if he had used oone with a full length barrel.  I believe that in most states, it is a felony to posses a sawed-off shotgun.  But I admit I don't know that for certain.

You didn't think he was rolling out naked, did ya?
No, I'm just saying he should have left the barrel length alone    ;D

The dude probably shouted at his lawn mower...........YOU THINK I'M FUCKING AROUND HERE?  ...then blew the fuck out of it.  ;D

This is my MOTHER'S YARD...there are RULES!
Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 08, 2008, 08:01:12 PM
Quote from: SmokeytheBuddha on July 31, 2008, 08:24:25 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 31, 2008, 01:01:02 AM
Quote from: Dude1967 on July 30, 2008, 10:24:56 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 28, 2008, 07:36:09 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on July 28, 2008, 10:25:11 AM
Quote from: Turtle on July 27, 2008, 06:20:53 PM
You know if you look closely at the article, it's actually pretty fucked up.

I mean why shouldn't the guy be able to shoot his own lawn mower?

Why are the police involved and these exorbitant penalties (6 and half years in prison!

$11,000 in fines!)?

Dudes, thats the crazy part man, I mean, they are making a crime out of aggression, they
are trying to cut our dicks off man.

Aggression is a natural emotion, and as long as you don't use it to hurt anyone else, then
I think its cool, I mean, its gotta be expressed some way.

Shit we've come a long way from the days of Sam Elliot.

6 1/2 years in prison just for shooting his own lawnmower!!! Damn!!!

And the reporter makes a joke out of the article, and the guys pic is up there like
the poster child for "loser". And everybody who reads it...laughs.

But this is somebody's life man.
Actually, he's probably facing stiffer penalties for using a sawed-off shotgun than if he had used oone with a full length barrel.  I believe that in most states, it is a felony to posses a sawed-off shotgun.  But I admit I don't know that for certain.

You didn't think he was rolling out naked, did ya?
No, I'm just saying he should have left the barrel length alone    ;D

The dude probably shouted at his lawn mower...........YOU THINK I'M FUCKING AROUND HERE?  ...then blew the fuck out of it.  ;D

This is my MOTHER'S YARD...there are RULES!
OVER THE LAWN!!!
Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: brandt on August 10, 2008, 01:57:27 PM
You said it man, no mower fucks with the man with the sawed off!
Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: Dude1967 on August 11, 2008, 07:03:58 AM
me and Liam gonna fuck your lawn mower up.
Title: Re: This what happens Larry!!!!
Post by: brandt on August 11, 2008, 09:36:01 AM
Talk about your unchecked aggression here, but at least it's an ethos