The Dudeism Forum

General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Turtle on July 24, 2008, 06:28:51 PM

Title: Turtle Love
Post by: Turtle on July 24, 2008, 06:28:51 PM
http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2008/07/23/mizutani.hi.turtle.love.khon
Title: Re: Turtle Love
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 24, 2008, 10:46:57 PM
Quote from: Turtle on July 24, 2008, 06:28:51 PM
http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2008/07/23/mizutani.hi.turtle.love.khon

Men who are unable to achieve on a level field of play. Men who will not sign their names. Weaklings. Bums. This aggression will not stand, man!!
Title: Re: Turtle Love
Post by: Turtle on July 24, 2008, 11:10:16 PM
QuoteMen who will not sign their names.

I don't get it, please explain, sir.
Title: Re: Turtle Love
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 24, 2008, 11:33:03 PM
Quote from: Turtle on July 24, 2008, 11:10:16 PM
QuoteMen who will not sign their names.

I don't get it, please explain, sir.

LEBOWSKI
                         Bunny Lebowski. . . She is the light
                         of my life.  Are you surprised at my
                         tears, sir?

                                     DUDE
                         Fuckin' A.

                                     LEBOWSKI
                         Strong men also cry. . . Strong men
                         also cry.

               He clears his throat.

                                     LEBOWSKI
                         I received this fax this morning.

               Brandt hastily pulls a flimsy sheet from his clipboard and
               hands it to the Dude.

                                     LEBOWSKI
                         As you can see, it is a ransom note. 
                         Sent by cowards.  Men who are unable
                         to achieve on a level field of play. 
                         Men who will not sign their names. 
                         Weaklings.
  Bums.

               THE DUDE EXAMINES THE FAX:

               WE HAVE BUNNY.  GATHER ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN UNMARKED NON-
               CONSECUTIVE TWENTIES.  AWAIT INSTRUCTIONS.  NO FUNNY STUFF.

                                     DUDE
                         Bummer.

               Lebowski looks soulfully at the Dude.

                                     LEBOWSKI
                         Brandt will fill you in on the
                         details.
Title: Re: Turtle Love
Post by: brandt on July 25, 2008, 10:14:23 AM
These could be the same people who soiled your rug ???
Title: Re: Turtle Love
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 25, 2008, 09:16:43 PM
Well dude, we just don't know.
Title: Re: Turtle Love
Post by: Dude1967 on July 27, 2008, 01:38:31 PM
                                     DUDE
                         Why me, man?

                                     BRANDT
                         He suspects that the culprits might
                         be the very people who, uh, soiled
                         your rug, and you're in a unique
                         position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm
                         that suspicion.

Title: Re: Turtle Love
Post by: brandt on July 29, 2008, 11:12:09 AM
You think the carpet pissers did this, man!
Title: Re: Turtle Love
Post by: Dude1967 on July 29, 2008, 03:03:38 PM
Well Dude, we just don't know.
Title: Re: Turtle Love
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 29, 2008, 03:10:58 PM
Quote from: brandt on July 29, 2008, 11:12:09 AM
You think the carpet pissers did this, man!

The Turtle's life is in your hands, dude. Dude, it's in your hands  :D