GOD DAMNIT!!!
Is there a Ralph's around here?
Waldo was a crazy fuck, and a good troll (good? well, maybe). He was. . . He was one of us (ahhh, have to think about that one). He was a man who loved complaining, and crying, and as a non-golfer explored the Dudeism Forum.
And he was an avid whiner. And a pain in the ass. He fucked up--he pissed on the forum's rug as so many of his generation, before his time.
In your wisdom you took him, Lord. As you took so many bright flowering dipshits, at Great Dudes in History, The Tao of the Dude, Lebowskian Theory and Hill 364.
And so, Waldo--Undude--Deraldostein, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your mortal remains............
Fuck it, I'm going bowling.
Take Dude...
(http://www.russellbeattie.com/notebook/images/folgers.jpg)
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 22, 2008, 04:57:04 PM
Take Dude...
(http://www.russellbeattie.com/notebook/images/folgers.jpg)
Goodnight, Waldo.
what's that fuck's name down at the league office?....Waldo?... I told that faux Jew, I don't roll on Shabbas
Good night BITTER prince.
The Waldo did not abide.
Poor guy must have been hit on the head by a nihilist with a cricket bat.
Life goes on. Can't be worried about that shit.
He has officially shut the fuck up.
Quote from: forumdude on July 22, 2008, 10:32:37 PM
Poor guy must have been hit on the head by a nihilist with a cricket bat.
Life goes on. Can't be worried about that shit.
He has officially shut the fuck up.
Far fucking out, forumdude.......
Sometimes Waldo ate the bar, sometimes the bar ate Waldo.
Waldo, Waldo, Waldo...
You happy, you crazy fuck?
Mark it zero!!!!
Quote from: forumdude on July 22, 2008, 10:32:37 PM
Poor guy must have been hit on the head by a nihilist with a cricket bat.
Life goes on. Can't be worried about that shit.
He has officially shut the fuck up.
And we take comfort in that.
I'm sorry dear, but for your information, the Supreme Forum has roundly rejected Waldo v. Dude speech
Am i wrong, pendajo?
Quote from: brandt on July 23, 2008, 10:25:44 AM
I'm sorry dear, but for your information, the Supreme Forum has roundly rejected Waldo v. Dude speech
Am i wrong, pendajo?
No Walter, you're not wrong, you're just an asshole ;D
Calmer than you are..And we advance to the next what have you
Waldo was throwing rocks tonight.
lik hi on the rim as the ex-Waldo used to say
Quote from: brandt on July 23, 2008, 07:51:03 PM
lik hi on the rim as the ex-Waldo used to say
;D
Hey, man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking Waldo while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board Waldo?
Fuck man, we're not buying Waldo a fucking beer. He's not gonna take our fucking turn, Dudes.
Fucking Waldo has papers, Dude.
--Over the line!
Quote from: brandt on July 23, 2008, 07:51:03 PM
lik hi on the rim as the ex-Waldo used to say
lick high on the rim??? wtf?
Its "Aitz chaim he as the ex used to say"....means the tree of life.
But wait, that was a joke right? ???
Who peed on your rug dude? I'm confused. :-\
Turtle, you observant Jew, 'lick Hi ,or tree of life"
In the first place, you don't have an ex..and second Waldo's got papers...and on those papers..a Haiku :o :o :o
Quote from: brandt on July 23, 2008, 10:50:42 PM
Turtle, you observant Jew, 'lick Hi ,or tree of life"
In the first place, you don't have an ex..and second Waldo's got papers...and on those papers..a Haiku :o :o :o
Observant dude anyway. I didn't know what it meant until I looked it up. ;D
Are we splitting hairs, here?
Waldo was NOT an Achiever :(
Quote from: Dude1967 on July 24, 2008, 11:51:11 PM
Waldo was NOT an Achiever :(
Me thinks Waldo was a troll...............
(http://pics.bikerag.com/Uploads/data/500/258Troll_spray.jpg)
a gnome perhaps?
Waldo did not have the necessary means, the necessary means, to be anything meaningful. AM I WRONG?
Quote from: brandt on August 08, 2008, 04:26:17 PM
Waldo did not have the necessary means, the necessary means, to be anything meaningful. AM I WRONG?
He's not his, heh-heh, he's not literally his Waldo; Waldo's the Little Lebowski Urban Achiever, an inner-city undude moron of no promise and without the----without the means for higher education, so Mr. Lebowski has committed to sending Waldo to college.
You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole.
;D