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Title: I need to get something off my ass
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 22, 2008, 02:56:44 AM
I have seen the Big Lebowski.


Discuss.



;D
Title: Re: I need to get something off my ass
Post by: SmokeytheBuddha on July 22, 2008, 09:11:51 AM
I got a rash, man.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my ass
Post by: brandt on July 22, 2008, 09:18:55 AM
Have you been listening to the Dude's story?
Title: Re: I need to get something off my ass
Post by: Andrea D. on July 22, 2008, 10:43:35 AM
Well...uh...yeah.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my ass
Post by: Dude1967 on July 22, 2008, 12:20:35 PM
Quote from: brandt on July 22, 2008, 09:18:55 AM
Have you been listening to the Dude's story?
you're like a child who wanders in in the middle of a movie...
Title: Re: I need to get something off my ass
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 22, 2008, 04:34:19 PM
 ;D The boys down at the crime lab have a lead (in case anyone was wondering what the fuck this thread was about)............

Ref.: http://dudeism.com/smf/index.php?topic=341.0
Title: Re: I need to get something off my ass
Post by: Andrea D. on July 22, 2008, 04:40:40 PM
Look Dbuddha you're not dealing with morons here... ;)
Title: Re: I need to get something off my ass
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 22, 2008, 07:12:34 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 22, 2008, 04:40:40 PM
Look Dbuddha you're not dealing with morons here... ;)

Jackie Treehorn wants to talk to the deadbeat Waldo.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my ass
Post by: brandt on July 24, 2008, 12:38:21 PM
Hello Waldo, I'm Jackie Treehorn
Title: Re: I need to get something off my ass
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 24, 2008, 10:45:32 PM
Quote from: brandt on July 24, 2008, 12:38:21 PM
Hello Waldo, I'm Jackie Treehorn

So if you'll just write me a check for my ten per cent. . . of half a million. . . five grand.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my ass
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 24, 2008, 10:46:24 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 22, 2008, 04:40:40 PM
Look Dbuddha you're not dealing with morons here... ;)

Do I look like i'm fucking married? The toilet's seats up, man.  ;D
Title: Re: I need to get something off my ass
Post by: brandt on July 25, 2008, 10:09:37 AM
You still do math manually, don't you dbhudda?
Title: Re: I need to get something off my ass
Post by: Dude1967 on July 27, 2008, 01:40:35 PM
I will not abide another math problem
Title: Re: I need to get something off my ass
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 28, 2008, 09:43:53 PM
My God, Sir.....I will not abide another math problem!!
Title: Re: I need to get something off my ass
Post by: brandt on July 29, 2008, 11:10:27 AM
As Brandt is my witness sir, I will not abide another math problem!
Title: Re: I need to get something off my ass
Post by: hannahdude on September 24, 2011, 10:18:12 PM
not only is the toilet seat up, man, but do you see a wedding ring( shows right hand).
Title: Re: I need to get something off my ass
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 25, 2011, 12:40:32 AM
 ;D ;D

(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8808/jacobbowling.jpg)
Title: Re: I need to get something off my ass
Post by: Hominid on September 26, 2011, 01:35:02 AM
HAH! You make me laugh!
Title: Re: I need to get something off my ass
Post by: Hominid on September 26, 2011, 01:36:32 AM
BTW - how does one insert (ahem - sorry for the pun) a pic into one's forum post?  I'm too lazy to look it up.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my ass
Post by: meekon5 on September 26, 2011, 05:28:02 AM
Quote from: Hominid on September 26, 2011, 01:36:32 AM
BTW - how does one insert (ahem - sorry for the pun) a pic into one's forum post?  I'm too lazy to look it up.

put "[ img ]" and "[ /img ]" (with the square brackets, but not the spaces, had to do that to get them to show up here) before and after the url of the image, you have to put the image somewhere else on the web first. I put most of mine on Flickr (http://www.flickr.com/) as a source but there is Photobucket (http://photobucket.com/) and some other ones, mostly for free.

eg "[ img ]http://myimage.jpg[ /img ]"

Flickr is  a bit more complicated but they give you the code to use, to get :

(http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6142/6098359884_b91226ab57.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/meekon5/6098359884/)
M5_jester (http://www.flickr.com/photos/meekon5/6098359884/) by meekon5 (http://www.flickr.com/people/meekon5/), on Flickr

I pasted "[ url=http://www.flickr.com/photos/meekon5/6098359884/][ img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6142/6098359884_b91226ab57.jpg[/img][/url]
[ url=http://www.flickr.com/photos/meekon5/6098359884/]M5_jester[/url] by [ url=http://www.flickr.com/people/meekon5/]meekon5[/url], on Flickr"

But Flickr gave me all the code so I don't have to think about it (why do work I do all day when someone else gives it to you for free).

Title: Re: I need to get something off my ass
Post by: Hominid on September 26, 2011, 02:19:19 PM
Oh, cool man, I get it - thanks!

Test image:
(http://www.jamesphotography.ca/kidswithgas.jpg)

Title: Re: I need to get something off my ass
Post by: Zen Dog on September 28, 2011, 08:33:09 PM
Is that ass as in the thing JC rode into  town on or ass as in arse?
Just assking.