Has anyone heard of http://youparklikeanasshole.com (http://youparklikeanasshole.com)? It's a site where you can print these notes to put on people's windshields when they park in a way that makes it difficult for you to park in a crowded fucking parking lot. That's nihilists for ya! Anyway, instead of getting pissed off at them, you can simply leave them a violation note with the specific violation you checkmarked. They don't need to know who gave them the note, just that they parked like an asshole. Then they can (if they aren't like TBL) go to the website and click on their violation and learn how to park correctly. I think it's a great abiding protest against people who park like a human paraquat! And if they don't listen, fuck it dude, let's go bowling. You tried, but you abide. :)
;D ..............
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That's fucking cool man!
That's fucking interesting man. I think that they should rig those mobile "your speed is" machines that are in neighborhoods to pop a paintball at your car automatically if you are speeding.
Quote from: Leopoldrose on August 21, 2012, 09:22:03 AM
That's fucking interesting man. I think that they should rig those mobile "your speed is" machines that are in neighborhoods to pop a paintball at your car automatically if you are speeding.
I think we should ALL have paintball guns with special paint that costs 10 bucks a shot. Thing is, anyone get more than 3 on their car, then they get points taken off their license.
I have pretend missiles fitted to my car.....especially for caravans and assholes! :)
Would the Dude be a member of the parking police?
QuoteWould the Dude be a member of the parking police?
Of course not....he would never join such a reactionary coffee cup throwing establishment!
;D
Quote from: BikerDude on August 21, 2012, 05:25:40 PM
Would the Dude be a member of the parking police?
Personally I believe the Dude would occupy the parking spot while reading a copy of the Port Huron Statement (first draft, not the compromised second draft). ;D
Also, I wonder if the Dude would perceive parking tickets as "well, that's just like your opinion, officer" ?
People parking and driving like human paraquats takes on a whole new level of Undude when you have a little lebowski in tow.