If ever there was a Dude who rivaled the Dude in TBL, it's Zonker from "Doonesbury."
Maybe he's already been nominated here...if so, my apologies, but my life does not stop and start at this forum's convenience, you miserable piece of... ;D
Phone's ringin' zonk
Heeeeeeeewack!
Definately Zonker. Way back in the early 80 he was asked by Michael what was his quest in life. Zonker didn't lift his sunglasses but did look him in the eye and answered, "The perfect tan."