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Dudeist Religion => Dudeist Spiritualism => Topic started by: Turtle on July 15, 2008, 03:17:27 PM

Title: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: Turtle on July 15, 2008, 03:17:27 PM
So how do you sin against Dudeism?
What would be an example of some sins?

And then what would be the penance for those specific sins?


I think one sin against Dudeism would be to get all uptight and make yourself all worried about some stupid shit that you can't be worried about.
Penance should be to go out and drink 2 caucasians and 4 oat sodas, and a little coitus never hurts.  ;D
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: Andrea D. on July 15, 2008, 05:13:48 PM
That's fucking interesting, that's fucking interesting.
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 16, 2008, 12:16:34 AM
Quote from: Turtle on July 15, 2008, 03:17:27 PM
So how do you sin against Dudeism?
What would be an example of some sins?

And then what would be the penance for those specific sins?


I think one sin against Dudeism would be to get all uptight and make yourself all worried about some stupid shit that you can't be worried about.
Penance should be to go out and drink 2 caucasians and 4 oat sodas, and a little coitus never hurts.  ;D

Burning a j in another dude's pad without asking "mind if I burn a j?" To do so would be a very rude undude sin.

Thats, like, ah, just my opinion, man.
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: SmokeytheBuddha on July 16, 2008, 07:33:52 PM
One big Dudeist sin is to take yourself too seriously.

Dudeists see what the real priorities in life are (being true to yourself and your friends and to what creates genuine meaning in your life) and live their life accordingly.

That doesn't mean that you become a careless jerk, it means the opposite, really. The Dude shows deep care for others (even jerks like the Big Lebowski when Walter pulls him from the wheelchair). The Dude shows concern on a genuinely human level when people are being genuinely human.

However, he rejects all the phoney facades and games people play. There's a real art to rejecting people when they're assholes, reactionaries, nihilists, etc., and engaging and showing compassion for people when they're being genuinely human.

Cultivating that art, for me, is what Dudeism is about.

Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 16, 2008, 10:15:36 PM
Not giving notes............very undude.
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: Turtle on July 17, 2008, 02:59:53 AM
Quote from: SmokeytheBuddha on July 16, 2008, 07:33:52 PM
One big Dudeist sin is to take yourself too seriously.

Dudeists see what the real priorities in life are (being true to yourself and your friends and to what creates genuine meaning in your life) and live their life accordingly.

That doesn't mean that you become a careless jerk, it means the opposite, really. The Dude shows deep care for others (even jerks like the Big Lebowski when Walter pulls him from the wheelchair). The Dude shows concern on a genuinely human level when people are being genuinely human.

However, he rejects all the phoney facades and games people play. There's a real art to rejecting people when they're assholes, reactionaries, nihilists, etc., and engaging and showing compassion for people when they're being genuinely human.

Cultivating that art, for me, is what Dudeism is about.




well said. i also think its the creed of the dude to stay out of the way of worldly dramas as much as possible, but if you do get caught up in some shit, as we all do, just stay cool and take it easy, ride it out, take everything and everyone with a grain of salt, and have faith that in the end, you WILL get it.

Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: Dude1967 on July 17, 2008, 01:11:03 PM
Quote from: Turtle on July 17, 2008, 02:59:53 AM
Quote from: SmokeytheBuddha on July 16, 2008, 07:33:52 PM
One big Dudeist sin is to take yourself too seriously.

Dudeists see what the real priorities in life are (being true to yourself and your friends and to what creates genuine meaning in your life) and live their life accordingly.

That doesn't mean that you become a careless jerk, it means the opposite, really. The Dude shows deep care for others (even jerks like the Big Lebowski when Walter pulls him from the wheelchair). The Dude shows concern on a genuinely human level when people are being genuinely human.

However, he rejects all the phoney facades and games people play. There's a real art to rejecting people when they're assholes, reactionaries, nihilists, etc., and engaging and showing compassion for people when they're being genuinely human.

Cultivating that art, for me, is what Dudeism is about.




well said. i also think its the creed of the dude to stay out of the way of worldly dramas as much as possible, but if you do get caught up in some shit, as we all do, just stay cool and take it easy, ride it out, take everything and everyone with a grain of salt, and have faith that in the end, you WILL get it.


In the end, it'll all work out, because as a feller wiser than muself once said, "...that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself..."but that's just, like , my opinion, man.
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: TheGermanNihilist on October 22, 2008, 08:33:49 AM
Wow! Zan meine frau is a sinner! She can't stay relaxed to save her life!

Ich, on ze othzer hand....have always been very relaxed! Even bevore ze Big Lebowski!

NO FUNNY STUFF!
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: Laughing Dude on January 03, 2009, 06:46:16 PM
Being very undude, i.e., a negative attitude in league play.
The universe starts to take it out on you anyway, so I guess the only real pennance is to go back to takin' it easy for all the sinners.
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: digbys kid on January 03, 2009, 08:48:06 PM
Sins (and Penances)

1. Not listening to The Dude's story  ("Shut he fuck up...{state the sinner's name})
2. Drawing a firearm during league play ("Will you just take it easy")
3. Calling The Dude "Jeffery Lebowski"  (getting your rug taken)
4. Fucking a stranger in the ass  (having your car killed)
5.  Stalking a Brother Shamus  ("Fuck off, DaFino!")
6.  Dating a Nihilist  (a severed pinky toe..by 3 p.m., with nail polish)
7.  Rescheduling a Semi-final  (getting fucked in the ass next Wednesday instead)



I'm sure there are lots more, I just need to go get my mind limber...
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: the d on November 12, 2011, 01:16:25 PM
Being a nihilist, fascist, reactionary or a general dick (rod or johnson). Theres' no reason, no FUCKIN' reason, dudes should be undude to one another, am I wrong?
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 13, 2011, 08:23:39 PM
Quote from: the d on November 12, 2011, 01:16:25 PM
Being a nihilist, fascist, reactionary or a general dick (rod or johnson). Theres' no reason, no FUCKIN' reason, dudes should be undude to one another, am I wrong?

Good will among dudes should be a general principle of dudeism. Fuckin' eh.
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: meekon5 on November 14, 2011, 03:53:34 PM
Quote from: the d on November 12, 2011, 01:16:25 PM
Being a nihilist, fascist, reactionary or a general dick (rod or johnson). Theres' no reason, no FUCKIN' reason, dudes should be undude to one another, am I wrong?

Except we don't accept christian guilt based theological concepts.

Just because it's fun doesn't mean you should be made to feel guilty about it.

Sin still suggests a right and wrong way to do things, these are not Dudeist concepts.

IMDO.
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: Caesar dude on November 14, 2011, 07:49:45 PM
QuoteExcept we don't accept christian guilt based theological concepts.

Just because it's fun doesn't mean you should be made to feel guilty about it.

Sin still suggests a right and wrong way to do things, these are not Dudeist concepts.

IMDO.

Toilet break?  ;D
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 14, 2011, 09:25:36 PM
Don't think you can sin against something that doesn't care if you sin. Besides; he's out there takin' er easy for all us sinners anyway, so we're covered. ;D
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: Hominid on November 15, 2011, 01:21:05 AM
Vagina!!!!
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 15, 2011, 02:58:47 AM
Quote from: Hominid on November 15, 2011, 01:21:05 AM
Vagina!!!!

Oh hell yeah!!!  ;D(http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/classic/images/post/thumbup.gif)
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: BikerDude on November 15, 2011, 08:38:58 PM
You have your story and I have mine.



Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: meekon5 on November 19, 2011, 05:00:02 AM
Quote from: Caesar dude on November 14, 2011, 07:49:45 PM

Toilet break?  ;D


Skyrim break (took the week off to play the game).
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: Caesar dude on November 19, 2011, 06:30:49 AM
Yeah you said...how was the game? It looks awesome...in fact it looks so good I'm thinking of playing it!!!

And I don't do games!

:)
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: meekon5 on November 19, 2011, 07:00:45 AM
Quote from: Caesar dude on November 19, 2011, 06:30:49 AM
Yeah you said...how was the game? It looks awesome...in fact it looks so good I'm thinking of playing it!!!

And I don't do games!

:)

It arrived Thursday (10/11/11) I stopped playing Sunday for a couple of hours when the boys came round (Klaus and son, the godson from hell). I am level 32 now. Have finished the thieves guild and am head of that, am working on the dark brotherhood (assasins), and the champions (the fighters guild). I have yet to decide if I want to join the legion or the stormcloaks.

It actually seems to be a more adult story construction this time (less cheesy).

The main problem is the fact that nearly every other person has something they want you to do. Too much to focus on at times so I tend to concentrate on one group at a time.

As you can see I'm loving it so far.

;D
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: milnie on November 19, 2011, 04:22:45 PM
My special lady friend was keen on the elder scrolls. Is this a continuation or something new?
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 19, 2011, 04:36:40 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on November 19, 2011, 05:00:02 AM
Quote from: Caesar dude on November 14, 2011, 07:49:45 PM

Toilet break?  ;D


Skyrim break (took the week off to play the game).

Making the semis?
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: meekon5 on November 20, 2011, 08:45:23 AM
Quote from: milnie on November 19, 2011, 04:22:45 PM
My special lady friend was keen on the elder scrolls. Is this a continuation or something new?

I have to say a bit of both.

It's set in a new region of the world (Skyrim), but there are threads that run through the whole lot. The societies are there again (Thieves guild, Mages guild, etc)

As I said before it seems slightly more adult.
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: TheCrippledPizza on November 20, 2011, 09:26:05 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on November 19, 2011, 07:00:45 AM
Quote from: Caesar dude on November 19, 2011, 06:30:49 AM
Yeah you said...how was the game? It looks awesome...in fact it looks so good I'm thinking of playing it!!!

And I don't do games!

:)

It arrived Thursday (10/11/11) I stopped playing Sunday for a couple of hours when the boys came round (Klaus and son, the godson from hell). I am level 32 now. Have finished the thieves guild and am head of that, am working on the dark brotherhood (assasins), and the champions (the fighters guild). I have yet to decide if I want to join the legion or the stormcloaks.

It actually seems to be a more adult story construction this time (less cheesy).

The main problem is the fact that nearly every other person has something they want you to do. Too much to focus on at times so I tend to concentrate on one group at a time.

As you can see I'm loving it so far.

;D
Yeah, it's a damn good game. By the way, the reason it seems like everybody has a quest for you is because there are literally an unlimited amount of quests. You can thank the new AI system for that.
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: Reverend Al on November 23, 2011, 12:26:43 AM
Quote from: Laughing Dude on January 03, 2009, 06:46:16 PM...The universe starts to take it out on you anyway...
This statement wraps 'er all up--ties the universal room together, so to speak.  Ups and downs, strikes and gutters, the universe is balance.  Karma's a bitch, and the pendulum will swing the other way eventually, whether it's in this lifetime, or the next, or the next.  Penance is irrelevant; the universe will set things straight.
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: Hominid on November 23, 2011, 01:10:48 AM
Quote from: Reverend Al on November 23, 2011, 12:26:43 AM
Quote from: Laughing Dude on January 03, 2009, 06:46:16 PM...The universe starts to take it out on you anyway...
This statement wraps 'er all up--ties the universal room together, so to speak.  Ups and downs, strikes and gutters, the universe is balance.  Karma's a bitch, and the pendulum will swing the other way eventually, whether it's in this lifetime, or the next, or the next.  Penance is irrelevant; the universe will set things straight.
Mark it 8 dude...
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 23, 2011, 02:59:58 AM
(http://www.adamtglass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Philosoraptor_2_by_Nossek.jpg)

I have come to believe that if there is any "Sinning against Dudeism" ....and therefore an "Appropriate Penance..." it would be burning a J, enjoying an oat soda, getting us a lane, mixing a Caucasian, driving around, Creedence tapes, bowling soundtracks, a free beeper, 20 grand, man, an occasional flashback, Tai Chi on your new rug, jerking off manually, definitely keeping my Johnson (I need my Johnson), zesty coitus, another Caucasian, making the semis and slacking.

(http://home.insightbb.com/~mac473/Quickstart/ImageLib/lebowski-tai-chi.jpg)

That is to say; why can't "Penance" be fun and dude-like?  ;D   .....am I wrong?
Title: Re: Sinning against Dudeism....and the Appropriate Penance...
Post by: meekon5 on November 25, 2011, 12:29:40 PM
Quote from: Reverend Al on November 23, 2011, 12:26:43 AM
Quote from: Laughing Dude on January 03, 2009, 06:46:16 PM...The universe starts to take it out on you anyway...
This statement wraps 'er all up--ties the universal room together, so to speak.  Ups and downs, strikes and gutters, the universe is balance.  Karma's a bitch, and the pendulum will swing the other way eventually, whether it's in this lifetime, or the next, or the next.  Penance is irrelevant; the universe will set things straight.

It's not so much as if you believe in Karma, it's whether Karma believes in you!