Hello dudes,
I am going to be moving next week and I decided as an ordained Dudeist Priest I would like to bless my new bungalow. I have some thoughts on how I'm gonna go about it but I thought I would ask the rest of our quiet beach community if they have done anything like that or if they have any ideas.
Much obliged. :)
I will come over and we can have a few Russians maybe burn a j or two
Far out. We'll have a few burgers, a few laughs. Our fucking troubles are over dude! :)
Ahhh so you two know each other...cooool.
Welcome to our peaceful community the two of you.
:) :) xx
Yeah, me and revpurdy are good friends. He innerduced me to Dudeism and I dig it's style and well, I got ordained myself. :)
What are you tryna do?
Not sure where Dudeism would come down on the "blessing" thing.
I suspect that beyond some "not rolling of shabbos" sentiments the issue falls outside the normal purview. But I'm sure that the cerimony, if accompanied by cerimonial drinks and smoke might be quite Dude like.
How about zesty coitus in every room?
I sadly don't have a fucking lady friend to do that with. lol 8)
I was just thinking of a small speech to say to bless the house and then just have some burgers. :) Any ideas for that speech?
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Yea dude I can help you out with somethin plus latter get $10 bucks we saying fuck every thing and Hanna blow off some steam at strike town
Far out man! Also, BikerDude I don't think a stripper is a good idea. Also Dude, stripper is not the preferred nomenclature, exotic dancer please. :P
Quote from: PikaSonic on July 16, 2012, 06:01:42 PM
Far out man! Also, BikerDude I don't think a stripper is a good idea. Also Dude, stripper is not the preferred nomenclature, exotic dancer please. :P
There's always room for a stripper.
They tie the room together.
Just don't piss on them. Unless they are into the whole .......
Lost my train of thought.
No pissing intended. Just saying that it's not appropriate in my current living situation. That's all.
So, I have about 3 days until the big moving day and a lot of shit has already been moved to the new private residence. I came up with a little blessing speech and have made a few tweaks, and I hope to make a few more tweaks to it before the move. When I bless the new place on Monday I will post it here (I kinda want it to be a surprise). If there's anything you want to suggest that I put in the blessing speech, let me know. :)
Oh man I was working on one for you dude
Far out man, we'll do a double blessing! Mark it, Dude!
OK works out good
So this is the speech I used for blessing my new home:
After much exhaustion,
boxes moved, un-dudeness overcome
You have moved from one private residence to another
Let us haves some burgers, some drinks,
a few laughs, and our trobules are over
As we abiding celebrate this moving day with a blessing
May you have more strikes than gutters
May you have more ups than downs
Under the safety of this roof
For here you can just take it easy,
as you did at your last private residence
And you shall be happy and enjoy your life in this new place that has come to light.
Because a bungalow is a place not for all your crazy shit
But a refuge from all the carpet pissers, real reactionaries, and human paraquat
that await you behind the front door
So that we can abide by it later
as the Dude abides.
Let me know what you think. :)
Sweet dude sorry I ended up missing it
Ah fuck it dude, we're going bowling later on anyways! :D
tru that dude
And the rug really ties the room together
Fuckin A! :D
Thanks for the inspiration, Dude. I'll be sure to keep this idea in mind next time a buddy moves.
Guys, I need some advice. I'm about to move into a new house, too. The problem is that the house is in terrible condition, it doesn't even have interior doors. I don't want to spend a lot of money on repairs, so I'm looking for a good door and window installation company that will do the job inexpensively.
Personally I have always nailed a blanket to the wall in lieu of curtains and hooked up the stereo and big screen.
Followed by invitations, a keg, some bong hits and hilarious hijinks.
Alas marriage has put an end to such things.
Now the routine generally involves a torturous day at Bed Bath and Beyond.
I like yer style Dude!