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Title: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Garheart on July 13, 2008, 05:38:03 PM
I have never seen the Big Lebowski.


Discuss.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 13, 2008, 06:34:07 PM
Quote from: Garheart on July 13, 2008, 05:38:03 PM
I have never seen the Big Lebowski.


Discuss.

;D You, human paraquat! You figured, oh, here's a bunch of losers, you know ah, deadbeats, dudes the square community won't give a shit about.

Obviously your not a golfer.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Garheart on July 13, 2008, 06:47:38 PM
I have no idea if that is a reference to the Big Lebowski. For I have never seen it.


Discuss.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 13, 2008, 07:45:08 PM
Quote from: Garheart on July 13, 2008, 06:47:38 PM
I have no idea if that is a reference to the Big Lebowski. For I have never seen it.


Discuss.

Dude, you have to watch the movie, or we have no frame of reference, here dude. You're like a child who wanders into a movie...

Dude, check out the movie for free at............

www.hulu.com

Of course, you have to take the good with the bad.  The new technology permits us to do very exciting things in interactive erotic software.  Wave of the future, Dude.  100% electronic.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Andrea D. on July 14, 2008, 03:19:00 PM
You never seen what??
???
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: SmokeytheBuddha on July 14, 2008, 03:57:34 PM
Quote from: Garheart on July 13, 2008, 05:38:03 PM
I have never seen the Big Lebowski.


Discuss.

Fellow Dudeists,

We must stage an intervention to help save this poor, lost soul from the Un-Dude.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Andrea D. on July 14, 2008, 04:31:30 PM
Maybe i don't understand (like always) but, Garheart is saying that he never saw The Big Lebowski?
Am i wrong?
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Turtle on July 14, 2008, 08:12:23 PM
Its definitely a cry for help.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: SmokeytheBuddha on July 14, 2008, 08:44:28 PM
Quote from: Turtle on July 14, 2008, 08:12:23 PM
Its definitely a cry for help.

LOL... ;D
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 14, 2008, 10:13:59 PM
Boy.  How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they seen the Big Lebowski?
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 14, 2008, 10:21:30 PM
Quote from: Garheart on July 13, 2008, 05:38:03 PM
I have no idea if that is a reference to the Big Lebowski. For I have never seen it.

You want a DVD of the Big Lebowski?  I can get you a DVD of the Big Lebowski, believe me.  There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a DVD of the Big Lebowski by this afternoon--with nail  polish. These fucking amateurs. They send us a  dude who hasn't seen the movie, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear.  Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: brandt on July 14, 2008, 11:50:32 PM
well this is our concern ,dude, however, a short primer on the Big Lewbowski and before you know it, you'll be taking it easy, man, I mean after all why invest any effort into this subject when all you need are a few key lines to impress.. "I taught I saw a puddy cat", "do you have anything other than mexican food"? "never get out of the fuckin' boat. No one will ever accuse you of dealing with morons here. :o
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 15, 2008, 12:12:05 AM
And let's also not forget--let's not forget, Dude--that not buying The Big Lebowski and watching it, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city--that isn't legal either.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: brandt on July 15, 2008, 12:16:09 AM
WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING THEATRE USHER NOW, I NEED MY FUCKING JOHNSON
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 15, 2008, 12:37:02 AM
Quote from: brandt on July 15, 2008, 12:16:09 AM
WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING THEATRE USHER NOW, I NEED MY FUCKING JOHNSON

--We are sympathizing here, Dude--
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Andrea D. on July 15, 2008, 10:42:31 AM
Holy shit, Jesus Christ, dios mio...mark it zero!
This is not Nam, there are rules.You have a homework (you have to see the movie) or you will  entering a world of pain!!A world of pain!!
Click!
:)
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Turtle on July 15, 2008, 03:08:55 PM
Yeah I'll be at practice.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 15, 2008, 05:49:39 PM
C'mon, Donny lets get us a Lebowski DVD.  ;D
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Waldo Deraldo on July 15, 2008, 06:29:26 PM
Oivey! Let's not be hard on the Earthling, I've only seen Lebowski a couple of times and not even the whole way through each time. Combined all three times, I had seen the whole movie, but COME ON.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Turtle on July 15, 2008, 08:21:57 PM
Garheart, Waldo Deraldo..ah..erhmm...stein (probably the same person).....

These compulsive forum-posters are taking us for the proverbial ride, these guys are unable to achieve on a level field of play, cowards...weaklings....bums.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 15, 2008, 10:24:24 PM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 15, 2008, 06:29:26 PM
Oivey! Let's not be hard on the Earthling, I've only seen Lebowski a couple of times and not even the whole way through each time. Combined all three times, I had seen the whole movie, but COME ON.

OK, dude, I can see that you don't wanna be cheered up.

But, just one thing, dude......a wiser fella than myself once said "sometimes you watch the movie, and sometimes the movie watches you."
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: brandt on July 16, 2008, 11:47:56 AM
Get Your own FUCKIN cab
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Waldo Deraldo on July 16, 2008, 01:56:31 PM
By the way Turtle, yes Deraldo and Deraldostein are both me. When I registered I was in a hurry and didn't realize until afterward that I hadn't completed my name.
Have A Nice Day

And P.S.- If anyone is a bum/coward/etc. it is you, you Communist,Rug Peeing Jew Hater!!
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 16, 2008, 02:48:53 PM
 ;D Could you please keep your voices down--this is a family restaurant.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Waldo Deraldo on July 16, 2008, 03:08:57 PM
Sure D.Buddha, I'd love to. By the way does your restaurant except Jews?
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Turtle on July 16, 2008, 04:56:31 PM
Eight-year-olds.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 16, 2008, 05:48:36 PM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 16, 2008, 03:08:57 PM
Sure D.Buddha, I'd love to. By the way does your restaurant except Jews?
;D It's just part of your whole sick Cynthia thing. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: ozzy85 on July 16, 2008, 06:23:31 PM
I think he's yanking our chain.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Garheart on July 16, 2008, 07:10:43 PM
Ozzy got it.

I just watched the movie again. :D
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: SmokeytheBuddha on July 16, 2008, 07:21:53 PM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 16, 2008, 03:08:57 PM
Sure D.Buddha, I'd love to. By the way does your restaurant except Jews?

Racially/ethnically, we're pretty cool. We don't except anyone, but we do tend to accept everyone.

And besides, who could reject 3,000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax?  ;D
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 16, 2008, 07:24:37 PM
Quote from: ozzy85 on July 16, 2008, 06:23:31 PM
I think he's yanking our chain.

Its a quote thing, man. A far out way of experiencing a flash back.  ;D Fucking a, mind if I burn a j?
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Waldo Deraldo on July 16, 2008, 07:29:40 PM
Who's sick Cynthia? Thanks Dudes / Dudettes :(
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Garheart on July 16, 2008, 07:32:08 PM
Ola
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Waldo Deraldo on July 16, 2008, 07:38:26 PM
Thanks Garheart, that homage to the Beatles/the Dude/the Jews makes me feel at home. ;D
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 16, 2008, 07:39:35 PM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 16, 2008, 07:29:40 PM
Who's sick Cynthia? Thanks Dudes / Dudettes :(

Dude, you're like a child who wanders into a movie without a frame of reference. You have to understand that the Chinaman is not the issue here, dude.................
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 16, 2008, 07:40:50 PM
Quote from: Turtle on July 15, 2008, 08:21:57 PM
Garheart, Waldo Deraldo..ah..erhmm...stein (probably the same person).....

These compulsive forum-posters are taking us for the proverbial ride, these guys are unable to achieve on a level field of play, cowards...weaklings....bums.

They're fixing the cable?
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Waldo Deraldo on July 16, 2008, 07:44:47 PM
What? Cable!?!, Chinamen!?! Wait, Chinamen, as in the rugpeers?
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: SmokeytheBuddha on July 16, 2008, 07:46:13 PM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 16, 2008, 07:44:47 PM
What? Cable!?!, Chinamen!?! Wait, Chinamen, as in the rugpeers?

Don't be fatuous, Waldo. ;D
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Waldo Deraldo on July 16, 2008, 07:50:15 PM
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were on my side. >:(
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 16, 2008, 07:53:52 PM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 16, 2008, 07:50:15 PM
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were on my side. >:(

Don't fuck with us.  If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn, that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 16, 2008, 10:01:23 PM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 16, 2008, 07:58:34 PM
Thanks D. Thanks for bringing up the fact that my wife was killed by an Ohio Nazi congregation. :'(

You have no frame of reference here, dude.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Waldo Deraldo on July 17, 2008, 09:50:24 AM
You know what? I'm just gonna leave now, I hope that makes you rugpeers happy. :-\
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Andrea D. on July 17, 2008, 11:06:51 AM
Fuck it!
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: brandt on July 17, 2008, 12:03:33 PM
Phone's ringing, waldo
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 17, 2008, 01:03:21 PM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 17, 2008, 09:50:24 AM
You know what? I'm just gonna leave now, I hope that makes you rugpeers happy. :-\

Will you just take it easy........You're being very undude.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: SmokeytheBuddha on July 17, 2008, 02:08:39 PM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 17, 2008, 09:50:24 AM
You know what? I'm just gonna leave now, I hope that makes you rugpeers happy. :-\

What's this "I'm just gonna leave now" shit?! It's bush league psych-out stuff! 
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 17, 2008, 03:17:49 PM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 17, 2008, 09:50:24 AM
You know what? I'm just gonna leave now, I hope that makes you rugpeers happy. :-\

Rug pee-er's did not do this.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: brandt on July 17, 2008, 11:13:36 PM
Where's your car, you human paraquat?
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 18, 2008, 01:22:30 AM
Quote from: brandt on July 17, 2008, 11:13:36 PM
Where's your car, you human paraquat?

You got any, ah, you know, leads?
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Turtle on July 18, 2008, 04:06:39 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 18, 2008, 01:22:30 AM
Quote from: brandt on July 17, 2008, 11:13:36 PM
Where's your car, you human paraquat?

You got any, ah, you know, leads?

You fuckin know its been stolen.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Waldo Deraldo on July 18, 2008, 08:42:32 PM
Do you human paraquats got nothing better to do than to fuck with me? If you do please tell me, because your words do not penetrate my hardass brain. GOT IT you anti-dudes?
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: brandt on July 19, 2008, 12:32:27 PM
Dude, you're being very undude here

Just take it easy, man!
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 19, 2008, 08:13:15 PM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 18, 2008, 08:42:32 PM
Do you human paraquats got nothing better to do than to fuck with me? If you do please tell me, because your words do not penetrate my hardass brain. GOT IT you anti-dudes?

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. What, ahhh, what day is this? ...........
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Waldo Deraldo on July 20, 2008, 04:28:30 PM
Sigh.... :(
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Turtle on July 20, 2008, 07:21:04 PM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 17, 2008, 09:50:24 AM
You know what? I'm just gonna leave now, I hope that makes you rugpeers happy. :-\

You not foolin me man...you might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool da Jesus.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Waldo Deraldo on July 20, 2008, 07:34:31 PM
Turtle! For the last time: I'M A JEW. I don't believe in Jesus
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Turtle on July 20, 2008, 10:37:30 PM
Just take it easy man....will you take it easy? Just take it easy.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: brandt on July 21, 2008, 01:26:44 AM
 You said it, nobody fucks with the jesus!

Phone's ringing, Waldo

Correct Larry's homework Waldo after the whatever.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 21, 2008, 01:50:43 AM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 20, 2008, 07:34:31 PM
Turtle! For the last time: I'M A JEW. I don't believe in Jesus

::) What the fuck are you blathering about, Waldo? Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit. Dude, go watch the movie again, and give us notes. 

..............and Waldo dude, report back to us when you are done, but not during league play.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: brandt on July 21, 2008, 01:52:04 AM
Her life is in your hands
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Turtle on July 21, 2008, 03:13:19 AM
Quote from: brandt on July 21, 2008, 01:52:04 AM
Her life is in your hands

Shut the fuck up Donny.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: brandt on July 21, 2008, 11:15:00 AM
No funny stuff, or we cut off your Johnson

Fuckin time waster!
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Waldo Deraldo on July 21, 2008, 01:17:18 PM
Why do I even stay here? Oh and D-buddha, I realize that, but Turtle keeps insulting me with "Jesus"
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Andrea D. on July 21, 2008, 02:50:01 PM
Would you guys just take it easy?
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Andrea D. on July 21, 2008, 03:01:59 PM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 20, 2008, 07:34:31 PM
Turtle! For the last time: I'M A JEW. I don't believe in Jesus

And you can post on shabbos? :D
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Andrea D. on July 21, 2008, 03:24:22 PM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 20, 2008, 07:34:31 PM
Turtle! For the last time: I'M A JEW. I don't believe in Jesus

No Dude, the other Jesus, Jesus Quintana, the pederast, a pervert, the eight years old.

(http://www.metroactive.com/papers/cruz/09.17.03/gifs/cult-0338.jpg) <---Jesus Quintana, a fucking pervert.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 21, 2008, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 21, 2008, 01:17:18 PM
Why do I even stay here? Oh and D-buddha, I realize that, but Turtle keeps insulting me with "Jesus"

Forget about the fucking Turtle!!!!!  ;D
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: brandt on July 21, 2008, 06:21:27 PM
Shomar fuckin Shabbas!!!
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Turtle on July 21, 2008, 07:26:18 PM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 21, 2008, 01:17:18 PM
Why do I even stay here? Oh and D-buddha, I realize that, but Turtle keeps insulting me with "Jesus"

This compulsive liar is taking us for the proverbial ride.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: brandt on July 21, 2008, 11:27:19 PM
And let's not forget, let's not forget , the friend with the cleft asshole

Am I wrong?
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 22, 2008, 01:02:49 AM
Waldo pees on the forum, and we're  supposed to  shit ourselves with fear.  Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: brandt on July 22, 2008, 09:20:26 AM
C,mon Dude, this affects us all, man
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Andrea D. on July 22, 2008, 10:42:43 AM
Waldo owes money all over the town, probably Waldo  kidnapped himself and they peed on oru rug?
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Dude1967 on July 22, 2008, 12:22:17 PM
I wll not abide another toe
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 02:15:53 PM
With or without green nail-polish?
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: brandt on July 24, 2008, 10:13:26 AM
That's your name, Waldo
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Garheart on March 31, 2009, 04:36:43 AM
I'm back!

If you barely missed me put your hands up!
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: the Knutsens on March 31, 2009, 09:49:02 PM
Waldo, where do you get this shit, man?!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Garheart on April 01, 2009, 02:22:24 AM
The Nihilists.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Andrea D. on April 01, 2009, 01:46:10 PM
Oh!
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Odlaw Dudeguy on April 05, 2009, 05:39:46 PM
Waldo is good as gone by now. Why worry about the little mother f****?
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Garheart on April 11, 2009, 11:01:33 PM
I'm not Waldo. I'm lost.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Odlaw Dudeguy on May 02, 2009, 06:18:10 PM
We weren't talking about you, Garheart, we were talking about that rug-pisser Waldo... or Waldo Deraldostein... or whatever, doesn't matter.
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: brandt on May 03, 2009, 04:46:11 PM
Quote from: Odlaw Dudeguy on May 02, 2009, 06:18:10 PM
We weren't talking about you, Garheart, we were talking about that rug-pisser Waldo... or Waldo Deraldostein... or whatever, doesn't matter.
What the fuck are you talking about, you know this Dude, Waldo is somebodies lady friend, Am I wrong?
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Odlaw Dudeguy on May 19, 2009, 07:55:46 PM
Somebody's lady friend you say? that's a bummer man, a real bummer! :-\
Title: Re: I need to get something off my chest
Post by: Dude1967 on May 28, 2009, 09:12:43 PM
Quote from: brandt on May 03, 2009, 04:46:11 PM
Quote from: Odlaw Dudeguy on May 02, 2009, 06:18:10 PM
We weren't talking about you, Garheart, we were talking about that rug-pisser Waldo... or Waldo Deraldostein... or whatever, doesn't matter.
What the fuck are you talking about, you know this Dude, Waldo is somebodies lady friend, Am I wrong?

Hey, I'm not messing with your special lady.