I have never seen the Big Lebowski.
Discuss.
Quote from: Garheart on July 13, 2008, 05:38:03 PM
I have never seen the Big Lebowski.
Discuss.
;D You, human paraquat! You figured, oh, here's a bunch of losers, you know ah, deadbeats, dudes the square community won't give a shit about.
Obviously your not a golfer.
I have no idea if that is a reference to the Big Lebowski. For I have never seen it.
Discuss.
Quote from: Garheart on July 13, 2008, 06:47:38 PM
I have no idea if that is a reference to the Big Lebowski. For I have never seen it.
Discuss.
Dude, you have to watch the movie, or we have no frame of reference, here dude. You're like a child who wanders into a movie...
Dude, check out the movie for free at............
www.hulu.com
Of course, you have to take the good with the bad. The new technology permits us to do very exciting things in interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.
You never seen what??
???
Quote from: Garheart on July 13, 2008, 05:38:03 PM
I have never seen the Big Lebowski.
Discuss.
Fellow Dudeists,
We must stage an intervention to help save this poor, lost soul from the Un-Dude.
Maybe i don't understand (like always) but, Garheart is saying that he never saw The Big Lebowski?
Am i wrong?
Its definitely a cry for help.
Boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they seen the Big Lebowski?
Quote from: Garheart on July 13, 2008, 05:38:03 PM
I have no idea if that is a reference to the Big Lebowski. For I have never seen it.
You want a DVD of the Big Lebowski? I can get you a DVD of the Big Lebowski, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a DVD of the Big Lebowski by this afternoon--with nail polish. These fucking amateurs. They send us a dude who hasn't seen the movie, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ.
well this is our concern ,dude, however, a short primer on the Big Lewbowski and before you know it, you'll be taking it easy, man, I mean after all why invest any effort into this subject when all you need are a few key lines to impress.. "I taught I saw a puddy cat", "do you have anything other than mexican food"? "never get out of the fuckin' boat. No one will ever accuse you of dealing with morons here. :o
And let's also not forget--let's not forget, Dude--that not buying The Big Lebowski and watching it, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city--that isn't legal either.
WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING THEATRE USHER NOW, I NEED MY FUCKING JOHNSON
Quote from: brandt on July 15, 2008, 12:16:09 AM
WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING THEATRE USHER NOW, I NEED MY FUCKING JOHNSON
--We are sympathizing here, Dude--
Holy shit, Jesus Christ, dios mio...mark it zero!
This is not Nam, there are rules.You have a homework (you have to see the movie) or you will entering a world of pain!!A world of pain!!
Click!
:)
Yeah I'll be at practice.
C'mon, Donny lets get us a Lebowski DVD. ;D
Oivey! Let's not be hard on the Earthling, I've only seen Lebowski a couple of times and not even the whole way through each time. Combined all three times, I had seen the whole movie, but COME ON.
Garheart, Waldo Deraldo..ah..erhmm...stein (probably the same person).....
These compulsive forum-posters are taking us for the proverbial ride, these guys are unable to achieve on a level field of play, cowards...weaklings....bums.
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 15, 2008, 06:29:26 PM
Oivey! Let's not be hard on the Earthling, I've only seen Lebowski a couple of times and not even the whole way through each time. Combined all three times, I had seen the whole movie, but COME ON.
OK, dude, I can see that you don't wanna be cheered up.
But, just one thing, dude......a wiser fella than myself once said "sometimes you watch the movie, and sometimes the movie watches you."
Get Your own FUCKIN cab
By the way Turtle, yes Deraldo and Deraldostein are both me. When I registered I was in a hurry and didn't realize until afterward that I hadn't completed my name.
Have A Nice Day
And P.S.- If anyone is a bum/coward/etc. it is you, you Communist,Rug Peeing Jew Hater!!
;D Could you please keep your voices down--this is a family restaurant.
Sure D.Buddha, I'd love to. By the way does your restaurant except Jews?
Eight-year-olds.
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 16, 2008, 03:08:57 PM
Sure D.Buddha, I'd love to. By the way does your restaurant except Jews?
;D It's just part of your whole sick Cynthia thing. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
I think he's yanking our chain.
Ozzy got it.
I just watched the movie again. :D
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 16, 2008, 03:08:57 PM
Sure D.Buddha, I'd love to. By the way does your restaurant except Jews?
Racially/ethnically, we're pretty cool. We don't except anyone, but we do tend to accept everyone.
And besides, who could reject 3,000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax? ;D
Quote from: ozzy85 on July 16, 2008, 06:23:31 PM
I think he's yanking our chain.
Its a quote thing, man. A far out way of experiencing a flash back. ;D Fucking a, mind if I burn a j?
Who's sick Cynthia? Thanks Dudes / Dudettes :(
Ola
Thanks Garheart, that homage to the Beatles/the Dude/the Jews makes me feel at home. ;D
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 16, 2008, 07:29:40 PM
Who's sick Cynthia? Thanks Dudes / Dudettes :(
Dude, you're like a child who wanders into a movie without a frame of reference. You have to understand that the Chinaman is not the issue here, dude.................
Quote from: Turtle on July 15, 2008, 08:21:57 PM
Garheart, Waldo Deraldo..ah..erhmm...stein (probably the same person).....
These compulsive forum-posters are taking us for the proverbial ride, these guys are unable to achieve on a level field of play, cowards...weaklings....bums.
They're fixing the cable?
What? Cable!?!, Chinamen!?! Wait, Chinamen, as in the rugpeers?
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 16, 2008, 07:44:47 PM
What? Cable!?!, Chinamen!?! Wait, Chinamen, as in the rugpeers?
Don't be fatuous, Waldo. ;D
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were on my side. >:(
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 16, 2008, 07:50:15 PM
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were on my side. >:(
Don't fuck with us. If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn, that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 16, 2008, 07:58:34 PM
Thanks D. Thanks for bringing up the fact that my wife was killed by an Ohio Nazi congregation. :'(
You have no frame of reference here, dude.
You know what? I'm just gonna leave now, I hope that makes you rugpeers happy. :-\
Fuck it!
Phone's ringing, waldo
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 17, 2008, 09:50:24 AM
You know what? I'm just gonna leave now, I hope that makes you rugpeers happy. :-\
Will you just take it easy........You're being very undude.
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 17, 2008, 09:50:24 AM
You know what? I'm just gonna leave now, I hope that makes you rugpeers happy. :-\
What's this "I'm just gonna leave now" shit?! It's bush league psych-out stuff!
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 17, 2008, 09:50:24 AM
You know what? I'm just gonna leave now, I hope that makes you rugpeers happy. :-\
Rug pee-er's did not do this.
Where's your car, you human paraquat?
Quote from: brandt on July 17, 2008, 11:13:36 PM
Where's your car, you human paraquat?
You got any, ah, you know, leads?
Do you human paraquats got nothing better to do than to fuck with me? If you do please tell me, because your words do not penetrate my hardass brain. GOT IT you anti-dudes?
Dude, you're being very undude here
Just take it easy, man!
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 18, 2008, 08:42:32 PM
Do you human paraquats got nothing better to do than to fuck with me? If you do please tell me, because your words do not penetrate my hardass brain. GOT IT you anti-dudes?
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. What, ahhh, what day is this? ...........
Sigh.... :(
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 17, 2008, 09:50:24 AM
You know what? I'm just gonna leave now, I hope that makes you rugpeers happy. :-\
You not foolin me man...you might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool da Jesus.
Turtle! For the last time: I'M A JEW. I don't believe in Jesus
Just take it easy man....will you take it easy? Just take it easy.
You said it, nobody fucks with the jesus!
Phone's ringing, Waldo
Correct Larry's homework Waldo after the whatever.
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 20, 2008, 07:34:31 PM
Turtle! For the last time: I'M A JEW. I don't believe in Jesus
::) What the fuck are you blathering about, Waldo? Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit. Dude, go watch the movie again, and give us notes.
..............and Waldo dude, report back to us when you are done, but not during league play.
Her life is in your hands
Quote from: brandt on July 21, 2008, 01:52:04 AM
Her life is in your hands
Shut the fuck up Donny.
No funny stuff, or we cut off your Johnson
Fuckin time waster!
Why do I even stay here? Oh and D-buddha, I realize that, but Turtle keeps insulting me with "Jesus"
Would you guys just take it easy?
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 20, 2008, 07:34:31 PM
Turtle! For the last time: I'M A JEW. I don't believe in Jesus
And you can post on shabbos? :D
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 20, 2008, 07:34:31 PM
Turtle! For the last time: I'M A JEW. I don't believe in Jesus
No Dude, the other Jesus, Jesus Quintana, the pederast, a pervert, the eight years old.
(http://www.metroactive.com/papers/cruz/09.17.03/gifs/cult-0338.jpg) <---Jesus Quintana, a fucking pervert.
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 21, 2008, 01:17:18 PM
Why do I even stay here? Oh and D-buddha, I realize that, but Turtle keeps insulting me with "Jesus"
Forget about the fucking Turtle!!!!! ;D
Shomar fuckin Shabbas!!!
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 21, 2008, 01:17:18 PM
Why do I even stay here? Oh and D-buddha, I realize that, but Turtle keeps insulting me with "Jesus"
This compulsive liar is taking us for the proverbial ride.
And let's not forget, let's not forget , the friend with the cleft asshole
Am I wrong?
Waldo pees on the forum, and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ.
C,mon Dude, this affects us all, man
Waldo owes money all over the town, probably Waldo kidnapped himself and they peed on oru rug?
I wll not abide another toe
With or without green nail-polish?
That's your name, Waldo
I'm back!
If you barely missed me put your hands up!
Waldo, where do you get this shit, man?!!!!!!!!!
The Nihilists.
Oh!
Waldo is good as gone by now. Why worry about the little mother f****?
I'm not Waldo. I'm lost.
We weren't talking about you, Garheart, we were talking about that rug-pisser Waldo... or Waldo Deraldostein... or whatever, doesn't matter.
Quote from: Odlaw Dudeguy on May 02, 2009, 06:18:10 PM
We weren't talking about you, Garheart, we were talking about that rug-pisser Waldo... or Waldo Deraldostein... or whatever, doesn't matter.
What the fuck are you talking about, you know this Dude, Waldo is somebodies lady friend, Am I wrong?
Somebody's lady friend you say? that's a bummer man, a real bummer! :-\
Quote from: brandt on May 03, 2009, 04:46:11 PM
Quote from: Odlaw Dudeguy on May 02, 2009, 06:18:10 PM
We weren't talking about you, Garheart, we were talking about that rug-pisser Waldo... or Waldo Deraldostein... or whatever, doesn't matter.
What the fuck are you talking about, you know this Dude, Waldo is somebodies lady friend, Am I wrong?
Hey, I'm not messing with your special lady.