I thought this was by far the best on the haiku generator:
Please slide your shorts down
Drawing a line in the sand
That isn?t legal either
"Are you employed, sir?"
Is this a...what day is it?
Just take it easy... 8)
Get down to cases
Entering a world of pain
The fucking Eagles
just for public reference:
http://oliverbenjamin.net/lebowskihaiku3.html
You got any leads?
They peed on your fucking rug
Being very unDude
Another, Gary.
That's interesting, that's very interesting, man
AM I WRONG, or is this little' Larry's homework?
I have no idea, no FUCKIN' idea, ??? ??? what is a HAIKU
So I'll SHUT THE FUCK UP
Report back to us when you're done ???
Quote from: brandt on July 23, 2008, 10:21:45 AM
That's interesting, that's very interesting, man
AM I WRONG, or is this little' Larry's homework?
I have no idea, no FUCKIN' idea, ??? ??? what is a HAIKU
So I'll SHUT THE FUCK UP
Report back to us when you're done ???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku)
Zesty enterprise
Ah, that must be exhausting.
You mean coitus?
A crack on the jaw
The chances of conception
Who's splitting hairs here?
Please slide your shorts down
Dude, at least it's an ethos
Find a cash machine
They soiled my rug
But new shit has come to light
So now I get it.
:D
Dudette, dios mio, thanks for the web prompt...but spatially I'm out of my element with Haiku
I'll revisit site after a "J" and a few oat bevs, but I don't think I could grasp a Haiku if somebody flashed a piece to my head and pulled the trigger until it went click
I often think of myself as clever, with ascerbic wit, competitors bested, without the use of my Haiku...but a haiku does'nt feel like a level playing field
And,..and that's why I hate China, man ??? ???
Unchecked aggression
Has the whole world gone crazy?
Take it easy, man
;D
Quote from: Dude1967 on July 25, 2008, 12:09:40 AM
Unchecked aggression
Has the whole world gone crazy?
Take it easy, man
;D
I hear that dude!
Will you shut the fuck up about Haiku!
Bunny Lebowski, the light of my life
Way to go , Donny!
Am i close yet? It's Brandt, at, uh, well, Mr. Lebowski's office
Quote from: brandt on July 23, 2008, 05:58:45 PM
Dudette, dios mio, thanks for the web prompt...but spatially I'm out of my element with Haiku
I'll revisit site after a "J" and a few oat bevs, but I don't think I could grasp a Haiku if somebody flashed a piece to my head and pulled the trigger until it went click
I often think of myself as clever, with ascerbic wit, competitors bested, without the use of my Haiku...but a haiku does'nt feel like a level playing field
And,..and that's why I hate China, man ??? ???
Well, uh, you know, i hate chinese food. ;D
The chinaman has nothing to do with it Dudette, it's the other Haiku, the millionaire Haiku
Believe in nothing
Ha ha ha. That?s marvelous
Wonderful woman!
Take it easy, Dude
Camelfucker in Iraq
Who's splitting hairs here?
FORGET THE FUCKIN' HAIKU
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I myself once practiced pacifism
Am I close?
Quote from: brandt on August 12, 2008, 12:29:34 PM
FORGET THE FUCKIN' HAIKU
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I myself once practiced pacifism
Am I close?
I like it.
Quote from: brandt on August 12, 2008, 12:29:34 PM
FORGET THE FUCKIN' HAIKU
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I myself once practiced pacifism
Am I close?
I like how it varies from the 5-7-5 syllable motif of haiku. Oh, shit, did I just use the word motif? Fuck me...
You are entering
(What was that shit about Nam?)
And a pair of testicles
Quote from: brandt on August 12, 2008, 12:29:34 PM
FORGET THE FUCKIN' HAIKU
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I myself once practiced pacifism
Am I close?
Sure Brandt, very good.
Brandt can't haiku though. Or he has to pay a hundred.
That's marvelous.
Wonderful woman
Forget the fuckin' toe
This affects us all, man
Ve beliefs in nozing!
Who will benefit
Nature of all this new shit
Strongly vaginal
Quote from: brandt on August 12, 2008, 12:29:34 PM
FORGET THE FUCKIN' HAIKU
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I myself once practiced pacifism
Am I close?
Far from it, Dude. :D
The word, vagina
First Lady of the nation
We take the money
The light of my life
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Mind if I do a J
Jesus!
And a good day to you, sir.
Were you listening to the Dude's story?
Your a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski
You told Brandt on the phone, yes, yes
Without the necessary means, the necessary means
I'm unemployed
"Johnson"?
Fuckin' A, man
Employed,..ha
Vagina
Far out, man
---Jeffrey Lebowski---
"Thats your name dude!" "Thanks Donny."
Not much use for it.
He called himself ---Dude---
The man for his time and place.
Duder. His Dudeness.
That's fucking interesting, man
What the fuck is your point
That's right Dude, they peed on your rug
Woo?
Am I wrong!
You're Bunny?
I?ll say it again
Strikes and gutters, ups and downs
Wonderful woman!