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Title: The earth is flat, God told me so!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 03, 2012, 09:50:15 PM
Reaction to this revelation of the newly revealed flat earth.........

"I actually wish the world was flat...just so I could push this fucking retard off the edge."

Look over the side, dudes - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r_NJNHrWAk


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Title: Re: The earth is flat, God told me so!
Post by: Caesar dude on July 04, 2012, 07:12:43 PM
Before I look...I'm betting he's A murcan..... just sayin' happy 4th of July dude..

Now if I'm wrong......
Title: Re: The earth is flat, God told me so!
Post by: Caesar dude on July 04, 2012, 07:19:51 PM
Ok ok ok I'm wrong.... but hey the dude must know what he's talking about ..right?

After all he's definitely an alien did you see the face and the ears....definitely a travelling dude!

My apologies once again to all those of a certain citizenship which hold the 4th of July in vast esteem....




Remember I drink in a pub that is older than your Nation....just sayin'! :)

Peace dudes!
Title: Re: The earth is flat, God told me so!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 05, 2012, 02:44:48 AM
An America? Nah, we kicked him out.  ;D
Title: Re: The earth is flat, God told me so!
Post by: Zen Dog on October 10, 2012, 09:30:47 AM
Terry Pratchett is vindicated.I knew it all along.
Title: Re: The earth is flat, God told me so!
Post by: Boston Rockbury on October 22, 2012, 03:38:01 PM
Seeing the earth as spherical is an artifact of the limitations of human consciousness which cannot directly perceive the non three dimensional nature of reality. It is convenient to think of the earth as a sphere but this does not represent ultimate reality which is more closely modelled by a two dimensional earth. It is entirely reasonable to describe the earth as 'flat' but its extent is infinite.
Title: Re: The earth is flat, God told me so!
Post by: milnie on October 25, 2012, 04:19:30 PM
Quote from: Zen Dog on October 10, 2012, 09:30:47 AM
Terry Pratchett is vindicated.I knew it all along.

I think he took his idea from an old Indian belief :)
Title: Re: The earth is flat, God told me so!
Post by: Zen Dog on October 25, 2012, 06:51:59 PM
Really?
Title: Re: The earth is flat, God told me so!
Post by: Stever on October 31, 2012, 08:21:54 AM
Yeah,Pratchett sort of borrowed the idea...I need to dig through my books on the native beliefs in that area-but that is true-I just cant place it right now to what tribes.

As a side note..World Of Warcraft also pushes this idea in the new expansion.
Fuckin-A...while Im rambling here..Terry Pratchett should be a great dude in history!
Title: Re: The earth is flat, God told me so!
Post by: milnie on October 31, 2012, 04:55:12 PM
I know it from Hindu belief but wiki also notes Chinese and native Americans have similar ideas.
See, who needs godheads when when you can come up with cool shit like that! :)
Title: Re: The earth is flat, God told me so!
Post by: Stever on November 01, 2012, 03:32:22 AM
But..I always suspected the world was flat.. :)
Sure does feel really..not flat,after a few white Russians,though!
But,if the dude thinks the world is flat,well..thats like his opinion,man!
Title: Re: The earth is flat, God told me so!
Post by: Zen Dog on November 02, 2012, 06:39:08 AM
I know the Earth is flat because sometimes it tips sideways and I have to hold on really tight.
Title: Re: The earth is flat, God told me so!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 02, 2012, 08:36:46 AM
Quote from: Zen Dog on November 02, 2012, 06:39:08 AM
I know the Earth is flat because sometimes it tips sideways and I have to hold on really tight.

Separate incidences? A flashback? ;D
Title: Re: The earth is flat, God told me so!
Post by: Stever on November 02, 2012, 09:35:56 AM
The earth is flat,and gravity is is merely an illusion,when you have had too many oat sodas.. 8)
Title: Re: The earth is flat, God told me so!
Post by: milnie on November 11, 2012, 05:53:44 PM
Quote from: Zen Dog on November 02, 2012, 06:39:08 AM
I know the Earth is flat because sometimes it tips sideways and I have to hold on really tight.

That's just what happens when one of the elephants need to go for a piss ;)
Title: Re: The earth is flat, God told me so!
Post by: Masked Dude on November 11, 2012, 06:54:00 PM
Exactly! I've had nights when I had to hold onto the lawn because I was falling off.
Title: Re: The earth is flat, God told me so!
Post by: Stever on November 12, 2012, 01:46:26 PM
Maybe the earth isnt flat..could be my feet are too round?