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Dudeist Religion => Dudeist Spiritualism => Topic started by: PikaSonic on June 25, 2012, 09:31:30 PM

Title: Dudeist Exorcisms - What would the Dude do?
Post by: PikaSonic on June 25, 2012, 09:31:30 PM
Hello to all you Dudes out there! I am a newly ordained Dudeist priest and I just wondered how a Dudeist would perform an exorcism. As in, if the Dude had a ghost in his private residence, how would he remove it? Any ideas?
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcisms - What would the Dude do?
Post by: cookiemeat on June 26, 2012, 12:12:39 AM
if you stop believing in it it might go away. What is it doing?
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcisms - What would the Dude do?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 26, 2012, 01:36:58 AM
Quote from: PikaSonic on June 25, 2012, 09:31:30 PM
Hello to all you Dudes out there! I am a newly ordained Dudeist priest and I just wondered how a Dudeist would perform an exorcism. As in, if the Dude had a ghost in his private residence, how would he remove it? Any ideas?

Welcome to our dutopian beach community, PikaSonic. Good to have you here, grab a rug and abide. Bar's over there.
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcisms - What would the Dude do?
Post by: cckeiser on June 26, 2012, 01:42:11 PM
Hmmm....have you tried White Russians and burning a few Js?
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcisms - What would the Dude do?
Post by: HisDudeness on July 02, 2012, 01:44:33 AM
"Get out of that fucking person, man!"
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcisms - What would the Dude do?
Post by: meekon5 on July 02, 2012, 06:13:34 PM
Quote from: PikaSonic on June 25, 2012, 09:31:30 PM
Hello to all you Dudes out there! I am a newly ordained Dudeist priest and I just wondered how a Dudeist would perform an exorcism. As in, if the Dude had a ghost in his private residence, how would he remove it? Any ideas?

Personally I think trying to throw the dead out of your pad is a bit un-dude, I just have an arrangement that they don't talk to me unless I'm asking, works for me.
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcisms - What would the Dude do?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 02, 2012, 08:32:35 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on July 02, 2012, 06:13:34 PM
Quote from: PikaSonic on June 25, 2012, 09:31:30 PM
Hello to all you Dudes out there! I am a newly ordained Dudeist priest and I just wondered how a Dudeist would perform an exorcism. As in, if the Dude had a ghost in his private residence, how would he remove it? Any ideas?

Personally I think trying to throw the dead out of your pad is a bit un-dude, I just have an arrangement that they don't talk to me unless I'm asking, works for me.

As long as she was a hot looking female form upon becoming the dudely departed, I'm cool with sharing my pad with a spirit dude.  ;D
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcisms - What would the Dude do?
Post by: Rev. PikaSonic on July 14, 2012, 10:00:27 PM
Hello, somehow my account disappeared so I created it again. Just so you guys know that. I love these ideas guys, far out. I was just thinking that using some Dude-jitsu on any spirit paraquat may prove useful to a Dudeist exorcism. Although, if a spirit happens to be a Dudely Departed and poses no threat to the home or the people inside it, then I agree with meekon5 that it would be very un-dude to throw them out. :)
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcisms - What would the Dude do?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 15, 2012, 02:20:38 AM
Quote from: PikaSonic on July 14, 2012, 10:00:27 PM
Hello, somehow my account disappeared so I created it again. Just so you guys know that. I love these ideas guys, far out. I was just thinking that using some Dude-jitsu on any spirit paraquat may prove useful to a Dudeist exorcism. Although, if a spirit happens to be a Dudely Departed and poses no threat to the home or the people inside it, then I agree with meekon5 that it would be very un-dude to throw them out. :)

Welcome back, dude. Your account was lost? This is our concern, dude.
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcisms - What would the Dude do?
Post by: cckeiser on July 15, 2012, 02:33:19 PM
It wasn't me. 8)
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcisms - What would the Dude do?
Post by: Caesar dude on July 15, 2012, 04:57:04 PM
His account was clearly deleted by the mischievous poltergeist.....gotta love his sense of humour.

I say let the dude stay! :)

Peace and welcome to the boards PikaSonic
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcisms - What would the Dude do?
Post by: revpurdy on July 15, 2012, 06:02:43 PM
Hey Gabe welcome and according to my fucking lady friend her grate grandama lived and died in that appt so she should me to tell you "you no kick my grate grandma out"
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcisms - What would the Dude do?
Post by: Rev. PikaSonic on July 15, 2012, 06:25:22 PM
It must have been a poltergeist because it was so weird. My account was created and then I try to log in the next day and it tells me that my user name doesn't exist (which is why I was able to sign up again with the same name). What could have happened? Well dudes, we just don't know. And thank you dudes for the welcome. :)

Also, Paul, tell your fucking lady friend that I don't have any ghosts in my house that I want to kick out. This is just hypothetical, because I was wondering about Dudeist exorcisms.
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcisms - What would the Dude do?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 15, 2012, 06:35:32 PM
Quote from: PikaSonic on July 15, 2012, 06:25:22 PM
It must have been a poltergeist because it was so weird. My account was created and then I try to log in the next day and it tells me that my user name doesn't exist (which is why I was able to sign up again with the same name). What could have happened? Well dudes, we just don't know. And thank you dudes for the welcome. :)

Also, Paul, tell your fucking lady friend that I don't have any ghosts in my house that I want to kick out. This is just hypothetical, because I was wondering about Dudeist exorcisms.

Not sure what happened, dude. But can't be bothered by that shit, looks like you're up and running. Maybe someone peed on your rug. Anyway; a few burgers, a few beers, you're troubles are over, dude.
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcisms - What would the Dude do?
Post by: Rev. PikaSonic on July 15, 2012, 06:40:48 PM
Yeah, fuck it man. Forum life goes on man! Fuckin' a! :)
Title: Re: Dudeist Exorcisms - What would the Dude do?
Post by: cckeiser on July 15, 2012, 08:59:23 PM
I saw a show once where the "medium" waved a hand full of smoldering weeds all around the house to rid it of a ghost. Just figured a few burning Js should do the trick....especially if the ghost is a dude...may not get it to exit the premises,  but just may get it too stoned to be a bother...or get you too stoned to care! 8)
A few Caucasians wouldn't hurt either!