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Title: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 08, 2008, 01:02:33 AM
One thing PC users can do that Mac users can't............

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=macs_cant
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: Andrea D. on July 08, 2008, 10:27:35 AM
Mac users...fuckin' arrogants.
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: Dude1967 on July 08, 2008, 12:01:33 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 08, 2008, 10:27:35 AM
Mac users...fuckin' arrogants.
human paraquats
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: Andrea D. on July 08, 2008, 12:10:17 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on July 08, 2008, 12:01:33 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 08, 2008, 10:27:35 AM
Mac users...fuckin' arrogants.
human paraquats

Yeah, they really UNtied the cyberworld togheter, fucking amateurs, bums, cowards!
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 12, 2008, 02:43:11 PM
Look at that fucking phony computer, Dude!  Pretending to be a fucking PC!

Let me tell you something else.  I've seen a lot of Macs, Dude, and this Mac is a fake.  A fucking goldbricker..................

(http://askbobrankin.com/windows-running-on-mac.jpg)
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: brandt on July 15, 2008, 12:05:16 AM
hey mac just stay away from my special lady...my lady friend.. i'm just trying to help her conceivably function properly.. just take it easy, 8) man
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 22, 2008, 03:01:35 AM
Macs...........unable to achieve on a level field of play.
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: brandt on July 22, 2008, 09:33:52 AM
Macs, they might fool the fucks down at the league office, but me and Liam, we gonna ....and Dude, disabled is the preferred, uh

Walter, we're not talking about Bill Gates here
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 02:44:45 PM
Whats an 'I-Dude' Walter?
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: Dude1967 on July 22, 2008, 03:11:21 PM
Quote from: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 02:44:45 PM
Whats an 'I-Dude' Walter?
Well, Turtle, we just don't know
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 22, 2008, 10:29:49 PM
Quote from: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 02:44:45 PM
Whats an 'I-Dude' Walter?


(http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/203/idudeik8.jpg)


Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: brandt on July 23, 2008, 10:28:02 AM
Well, Turtle, for one thing  you don't have an ex-iDUDE
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 26, 2008, 01:15:11 PM
Quote from: brandt on July 23, 2008, 10:28:02 AM
Well, Turtle, for one thing  you don't have an ex-iDUDE

Why can't they board fucking Macs? Fuck, all they are, are show computers.
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: brandt on September 07, 2008, 11:31:07 AM
Man, I was just reviewing this site because I thought I remembered another topic about shut the fuck up , and lo and behold I actually posted some comments. I have no memory of such postings. Does that make me a MAC?

Say what you will about keeping your mind limber, at least their is a literal connection, to being like a MAC and rearranging brain cells in no particular order.

...or perhaps the preferred nomenclature is "fucked up" Am I wrong?
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 07, 2008, 04:27:50 PM
Quote from: brandt on September 07, 2008, 11:31:07 AM
Man, I was just reviewing this site because I thought I remembered another topic about shut the fuck up , and lo and behold I actually posted some comments. I have no memory of such postings. Does that make me a MAC?

Say what you will about keeping your mind limber, at least their is a literal connection, to being like a MAC and rearranging brain cells in no particular order.

...or perhaps the preferred nomenclature is "fucked up" Am I wrong?

No, you're not wrong, you're just a fucking Mac  ;D
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: brandt on September 08, 2008, 06:38:50 PM
MAC-er than you are
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: Andrea D. on September 09, 2008, 03:12:10 PM
Yeah?  Wavin' a mac around?!
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: Dude1967 on September 09, 2008, 03:49:46 PM
 That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: brandt on September 09, 2008, 04:59:20 PM
You pull a MAC out on the lanes and I'll take it away from you , stick it up your ass and click the keyboard til it goes CLICK!
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: Andrea D. on September 10, 2008, 01:03:13 PM
(http://www.somosmac.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/apple1.jpg)

                                       MAC   IS   QUEER
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: brandt on September 10, 2008, 04:01:21 PM
My point is, my point is, oh and Dudette, the preferred nomenclature is gay , or odd, or Johnson, without batting an eye.
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 10, 2008, 07:20:08 PM
(http://www.tensionnot.com/images/images/Computer582.jpg)
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: the Knutsens on September 12, 2008, 07:39:19 AM
Do what your parents did, get a PC, sir!
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: Andrea D. on September 12, 2008, 11:40:35 AM
Quote from: the Knutsens on September 12, 2008, 07:39:19 AM
Do what your parents did, get a PC, sir!

Hahahahahaha  :D
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 12, 2008, 03:54:47 PM
That PC really tied the room together, did it not?
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: brandt on September 12, 2008, 04:08:19 PM
..and Woo MAC-ed on it >:(
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 12, 2008, 04:28:25 PM
What the fuck are you talking about?!  This Mac is not the issue!  I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.  Across this PC you do not, uh--and also, Dude, Mac is not the preferred, uh. . . Expensive Piece of Shit.  Please.

(http://modelrockettier.com/media/images/mac.jpg)
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: brandt on September 15, 2008, 09:24:54 PM
Dbudda, this isn't some guy who built Big Blue, I can't go givin' him software!
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 16, 2008, 12:08:00 AM
Quote from: brandt on September 15, 2008, 09:24:54 PM
Dbudda, this isn't some guy who built Big Blue, I can't go givin' him software!

What the fuck are you talking about?!  Big Blue is not the issue!  I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.  Across this line you do not, uh--and also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, uh. . . Cheap Shit Asian PC Clone.  Please.  ;D
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: Andrea D. on September 16, 2008, 03:33:38 PM
(http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/2008/5/22/11/25ee1d0a071672b63d402975afc9977f.jpg)
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: brandt on September 17, 2008, 12:24:05 AM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on September 16, 2008, 03:33:38 PM
(http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/2008/5/22/11/25ee1d0a071672b63d402975afc9977f.jpg)

Huh/
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 17, 2008, 09:58:52 PM
Quote from: brandt on September 12, 2008, 04:08:19 PM
..and Woo MAC-ed on it >:(

He MAC-chu-ated on the dude's PC.
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: Hippo Dude on September 25, 2009, 09:36:44 AM
hey i use a mac :(
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: Old Dude on September 26, 2009, 12:23:33 AM
Are you guys refering to a big MAC or a computer.  ???
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 30, 2009, 02:01:14 AM
Quote from: Hippo Dude on September 25, 2009, 09:36:44 AM
hey i use a mac :(

Get outta that fucking Mac, man!

Who're you working for?  Lebowski?  Uh, Jackie Treehorn? Steve Jobs? The Knudsens?

;D
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 30, 2009, 02:03:48 AM
Quote from: Old Dude on September 26, 2009, 12:23:33 AM
Are you guys refering to a big MAC or a computer.  ???

(http://www.foodchannel.com/files/0002/5824/iBurger_promo3.jpg)
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on March 11, 2010, 09:55:26 PM
Quote from: brandt on September 17, 2008, 12:24:05 AM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on September 16, 2008, 03:33:38 PM
(http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/2008/5/22/11/25ee1d0a071672b63d402975afc9977f.jpg)

Huh/
There's an unspoken message here. wtf is it?
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on March 12, 2010, 11:49:58 PM
Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on March 11, 2010, 09:55:26 PM
Quote from: brandt on September 17, 2008, 12:24:05 AM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on September 16, 2008, 03:33:38 PM
(http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/2008/5/22/11/25ee1d0a071672b63d402975afc9977f.jpg)

Huh/
There's an unspoken message here. wtf is it?

;D Well, dude, we just don't know. But the boys in the crime lab got some leads. Perhaps it means......

(http://www.justanotherbad.com/UserFiles/image/ihop(1).jpg)
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: FuckinA on March 13, 2010, 04:07:48 AM
It means they have four more detectives working on the case?
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on March 13, 2010, 05:27:00 AM
Quote from: FuckinA on March 13, 2010, 04:07:48 AM
It means they have four more detectives working on the case?

Fucking eh, got the detectives working in shifts. LEADS!! LMAO!!! LEADS!!!
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: FuckinA on March 14, 2010, 03:05:30 AM
"Ah, fuck it"
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on March 15, 2010, 02:34:39 AM
Quote from: FuckinA on March 14, 2010, 03:05:30 AM
"Ah, fuck it"

Sure! Fuck it! That's your answer! Tattoo it on your forehead!  ;D
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: FuckinA on March 15, 2010, 03:11:51 AM
"The old man told me to take any rug in the house!"
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: meekon5 on March 15, 2010, 09:34:45 AM
I'm sorry this is just my opinion:

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4071/4435445678_c4d47f621a.jpg)
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: FuckinA on March 15, 2010, 12:05:59 PM
Meekon, you just urinated on somebody;s rug?
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: meekon5 on March 15, 2010, 01:20:05 PM
Sorry I work in IT and we get nothing but trouble from Mac, and Mac users, and they look down their noses at us just because their choice of PC doesn't intergrate with the other ninety nine percent of the network :P
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on March 15, 2010, 10:43:00 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on March 15, 2010, 09:34:45 AM
I'm sorry this is just my opinion:

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4071/4435445678_c4d47f621a.jpg)

And meekon5 dude, dog shit is not the preferred nomenclature; canine feces, please.  ;D
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: FuckinA on March 16, 2010, 05:27:19 AM
Quote from: meekon5 on March 15, 2010, 01:20:05 PM
Sorry I work in IT and we get nothing but trouble from Mac, and Mac users, and they look down their noses at us just because their choice of PC doesn't intergrate with the other ninety nine percent of the network :P

Meekon, take it easy, man! There's no thing to do here but abide, man! If computers and shit make you mad, just fuck it!

Pax et Bonum!
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: meekon5 on March 16, 2010, 06:03:40 AM
Chuckle! Hate Mac's! Hate Mac's! Hate Mac's! Hate Mac's! Hate Mac's!

He he.

Wibble!
Title: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Post by: BillZ on May 10, 2010, 02:43:20 PM
Well, I am in IT and I love my mac.  Not trying to start something or revive something that's already been started, but I am a Macfreak with my iPhone and MacBook and stuff.  I'm just sayin'....
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: Nekonix on May 10, 2010, 04:30:55 PM
I love the Apples technology, but the way they like to control your hardware/software and how they restrict developers is really a lot like M$, which I hate. As far as I am concerned both business models are very unDude, where the Open Source model that Linux uses is very Dude-like. Sometimes Macs and Linux have difficulty on Windows networks because Windows works very hard to intentionally not play nice with others. I prefer Linux because it's open and free, and most Linux devs work very hard to play nice with everyone (by devs I mean people who work on the major distros and much of the major software... there are far too many people who develop for Linux for me to make an assessment like that across the board).

I love my iPhone, but I hated that to get it to do the things I want I had to jailbreak it to do so. And not even things that should be a big deal, even simple interface stuff. That's why I broke my contract with AT&T and got a Motorola Droid, which uses the Android OS from Google, which is Open Source and based on the Linux platform. I'm considering getting an iPad, but if I do then I'll be dual booting it with Android. Since I know a lil Java I'm gonna start developing for Android too, mostly just for fun though.

The only reason I keep Windows on my machine is just for gaming, for everything else, Linux does a better job and they aren't real reactionaries either. And Apple lost a lot of points with me personally when they started having police kick doors down over their lost phone that had already been returned to them.
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Post by: meekon5 on May 10, 2010, 06:51:15 PM
Quote from: Nekonix on May 10, 2010, 04:30:55 PM
.... I prefer Linux because it's open and free...

I have three PC's on linux at home, two hacked xboxes running it, and a net book (asus eee 701) that is running ubuntu netbook. I carry a usb with a distro on it to boot pc's that wont let you start them any other way.
yep I quite like Linux as well.  ;D

Our Mac users are just snobs who think because they are scientists they know better than the museums IT department, shame their all biologists, archaeologists and botanists so don't have a clue. You should see the way some of them construct their bloody databases.
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Post by: Nekonix on May 11, 2010, 09:27:10 AM
Very cool Dude. Ima put Linux on my ps3 but Ive been kinda lazy about it. I've got 3 computers with Ubuntu on it one of em being my Eee PC as well. I think too many people think that the only choices a person has is Windows vs. Mac and they forget that there is a 3rd option.

I could totally see a bunch of Scientists being snobs. When I was in college I ran into some of that. I liked Apple a lot back in the day, but I think they have turned into the very thing they were trying to say they weren't. But I like them more than I do M$ and I think having competition is good for the industry and it opens people up to the idea that things can be done differently from how M$ does it. Would be cool to see a series of Linux commercials hit prime time tv.
Title: Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Post by: meekon5 on May 11, 2010, 05:02:01 PM
I make a big point out of using Open Office rather than M$ Office, it's  a much better product as it's truely cross platform.
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Post by: Nekonix on May 11, 2010, 05:47:07 PM
Ya same here. I think it's just easier to use as well. The way they revamped Office just made things more confusing to me. Of course, part of me is just cheap and I like that with linux and other open source options I can do pretty much everything without spending a dime or pirating software. And Compiz just pwns for advanced desktops.