So my landlord, who is a sweet old lady, asks me to do her a favor and help paint some shit in this apartment she is renovating and she'll give me 50 bucks.
So she starts me off and then leaves and then her son comes back and he is like a combination of Brandt and the Big L, completely anal with a need to give orders to everyone and put other people down so he can feel superior about himself. His mother doesn't even like him.
Anyway, he starts gettin into my shit and tellin me what to do with this attitude like I am fuckin minimum wage laboring slave and he is the master carpenter.
I just put on my hypothetical sunglasses and let him talk, I could have told him....Dude...chill....I been here all day sanding shit and painting shit...its fucking Saturday, Shabbos, and I been working for 6 hours for a measly 50 bucks, but mostly to do a favor for my landlord who's been really cool and very Dude with me, so I want to help her.....but Dude, I did not, I repeat, I did not, sign up to be talked down to and given orders by an anal retentive fascist such as yourself Sir!
Yeah anyway, try to be Dude and theres always some fascist or some nihilist or some mortuary salesman judging u and tryin to make you feel inferior. What the fuck is up with that man? When will this persecution end man, this aggression will not stand, the Dude minds!!!
That sucks dude. Some assholes can be totally undude. It sounds like a situation best handled by...
Across this line, you do not...!!!
Or...
You're in a world of pain, A WORLD OF PAIN!
The brat undude totally sounds like unchecked anal retentiveness.
Fuckin A, man. I got a rash, man. I work every day with a bunch of self-important Big Lebowskis, reactionaries, and whining nihilists.
For people like that, it's very important that "the bums" will always lose. Yet what is it they've "won" exactly? They've gained the world, maybe, (or a small fraction that they over inflate into a world), but in the proces they've lost their ability to abide, to be most genuinely human.
To quote Eliot's Waste Land (I changed a word to "abiding" to make my point):
My friend, blood shaking my heart
The awful daring of a moment's abiding
Which an age of prudence can never retract
By this, and this only, we have existed
Which is not to be found in our obituaries
Or in memories draped by the beneficent spider
Or under seals broken by the lean solicitor
In our empty rooms
QuoteFor people like that, it's very important that "the bums" will always lose. Yet what is it they've "won" exactly? They've gained the world, maybe, (or a small fraction that they over inflate into a world), but in the proces they've lost their ability to abide, to be most genuinely human.
That's perfect Smokey, thats exactly it, man, i mark that a perfect 8 dude, you hit the proverbial fornicator right on the head.
Just lookin' after my Turtle.
Keep abiding, man. 8)
Thats cool Smokey, but I must warn you, if you try to fuck me in the ass, I WILL cut your dick off.
:P
Turtle, you're out of your element. :D
Turtle has papers.Over the line!
I have fucking papers man!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
In and Out.
The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose
Our troubles are over.
Quote from: Turtle on July 08, 2008, 06:31:01 PM
Our troubles are over.
........A few burgers, a few beers...........
dude, what the fuck are you blathering about. That's just the stress talking, you got to maintain a more strict drug regimen when you are dealing with the Big, L's
You gotta buck up, man. Can't take this shit into the tournament. Look on the bright side, dude, you get to keep the entire 50 bucks. Am I wrong?
No...but....
You're not wrong....you're just an asshole.
Quote from: Turtle on July 11, 2008, 11:15:21 PM
You're not wrong....you're just an asshole.
Calmer than you are ;D