I nominate Eugene Polley for the position of "honorary dude." He is the inventor of the TV remote. My reason is simple; one of the basic tenants of Dudeism is slacking. Am I wrong? The TV remote has promoted slacking in front the TV for years and Eugene Polley's contribution to TV slacking is, to me, obvious.
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So, therefore I offer his legacy of the TV remote as proof of his contribution to Dudeism and recommend that he be remembered for a valued addition to Dudeism that really tied the TV room together. I think we need to honor people who contribute to worldwide Dudeism. I mean think of the hours you have personally slacked in front of the tube with your remote control!
Am I wrong or just an asshole? Can I get a witness brother and sister dudes?
Switch channels to - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18164200
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.......that's just like my opinion, man.
Pioneer of couch slacking, I suppose this dude fits the mold in his own way. Eugene Polley is dude.
I saw this on the BBC yesterday, i think we should have an official day of mourning.
Fuckin' eh to both Koog-meister and M5! :)