So, like, some new shit came to light about the rules of Dudeism man...
I don't really know how it got missed, but it's likely that the Dude had to roll a stiffy from one of the pages that were handed to him as the basic tenets of Dudeism, or something.
With that, allow me to paraphrase Book 1 - Rule 11:
Always be aware of ALL money changers, a.k.a. ATM's, in your vicinity, lest you be found bereft of founds, when offered ad hoc oral pleasures by a Bunny in your path.
Like fuck, man!
outta-here