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Title: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 05, 2008, 02:52:24 PM
THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!

Google must divulge YouTube log

Google must divulge the viewing habits of every user who has ever watched any video on YouTube, a US court has ruled.

The ruling comes as part of Google's legal battle with Viacom over allegations of copyright infringement.

See - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7488009.stm

Fucking question...what the hell are my "viewing habits" got to do with the question as to whether or not Google is violating copyright laws?

FUCKING NAZIS, NOTHING EVER CHANGES!!
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: Garheart on July 05, 2008, 03:36:38 PM
Yeah, well, that's just like, their opinion, man.
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 05, 2008, 04:41:40 PM
Quote from: Garheart on July 05, 2008, 03:36:38 PM
Yeah, well, that's just like, their opinion, man.
Dude, across this line, they do not!....
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: Turtle on July 05, 2008, 06:02:58 PM
I can't even think of anything witty to say about this, this is just really, really sad, as I read this,
day after the 4th of July, makes me want to vomit.
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 06, 2008, 01:38:44 AM
Quote from: Turtle on July 05, 2008, 06:02:58 PM
I can't even think of anything witty to say about this, this is just really, really sad, as I read this,
day after the 4th of July, makes me want to vomit.
They peed on the public's rug, man. These nazis' peed on our rug! They believe in nosing, but this aggression will not stand! We know our rights, man. These guys treat women like our rights, man.


...............nothing ever changes.
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: Andrea D. on July 07, 2008, 02:43:43 PM
Yeah, they treat women like our rights and they peed on our rug??
They peed on our rug.
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: brandt on July 07, 2008, 03:17:07 PM
this is our concern, dude
can anyone confirm or disconfirm this issue of the gov't peeing on our rights? ???
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: Waldo Deraldo on July 15, 2008, 02:39:38 PM
Yeah, why else would the Declaration of Independence be kinda yellow.
Those Nazi's didn't just pee on the peoples rug, they peed on our personal rugs, man. They're a bunch of Jive Turkeys.
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 16, 2008, 12:09:29 AM
Judge, do you have a job, sir, you human paraquat!
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: brandt on July 17, 2008, 11:19:30 PM
Stein, the nazis are not the issue here....and the declaration of independence..yellow...I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck..and there is a literal connection, but I can see you don't want to be cheered up
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 18, 2008, 01:21:48 AM
Quote from: brandt on July 17, 2008, 11:19:30 PM
Stein, the nazis are not the issue here....and the declaration of independence..yellow...I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck..and there is a literal connection, but I can see you don't want to be cheered up

What the fuck are you blathering about?
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: Turtle on July 18, 2008, 04:12:44 AM
Eight-year-olds out of their elements dude.
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: brandt on July 18, 2008, 10:44:35 AM
SHUT THE FUCK UP, NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE JESUS!

WITH A RECORD
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: Andrea D. on July 18, 2008, 11:07:57 AM
Quote from: brandt on July 18, 2008, 10:44:35 AM
SHUT THE FUCK UP, NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE JESUS!

WITH A RECORD

Spent six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old.
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: Waldo Deraldo on July 18, 2008, 08:47:51 PM
If you fuckers  hate me than just tell me! I don't need you harassing me because I tell lame jokes. By the fuckin' way I'm 39 so stop saying I'm a fuckin' eight-year-old! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FUCKERS!!!!
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 18, 2008, 09:33:58 PM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 18, 2008, 08:47:51 PM
If you fuckers  hate me than just tell me! I don't need you harassing me because I tell lame jokes. By the fuckin' way I'm 39 so stop saying I'm a fuckin' eight-year-old! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FUCKERS!!!!

What, are you a fucking park ranger now? W-dude, you're being very undude.

...............thirty nine-year-olds, dudes.
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: Waldo Deraldo on July 18, 2008, 10:42:27 PM
D-buddha, its like, whenever I post, you, Smokey, and Turtle just come up and bash whatever I say. I say one or to things on a subject and you guys just internet-jump me. Please, come tell me what you guys'/girls' problems with me are. Maybe there is something I can improve on short of leaving the site. personal message me, email me, whatever. I just want to end this thing NOW, man. I may be harsh but I just want it to stop. Come on man, help me. Help me.
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: Turtle on July 18, 2008, 11:52:00 PM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 18, 2008, 10:42:27 PM
D-buddha, its like, whenever I post, you, Smokey, and Turtle just come up and bash whatever I say. I say one or to things on a subject and you guys just internet-jump me. Please, come tell me what you guys'/girls' problems with me are. Maybe there is something I can improve on short of leaving the site. personal message me, email me, whatever. I just want to end this thing NOW, man. I may be harsh but I just want it to stop. Come on man, help me. Help me.

Ok I'll give notes:
Waldo, we love you man, but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact that you're a goddamn moron.
And also let's not forget, let's NOT forget dude, that stereotyping a race....um...or religion...for...uh...um...u know....within the forum limits....that ain't legal either.
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 19, 2008, 01:36:56 AM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 18, 2008, 10:42:27 PM
D-buddha, its like, whenever I post, you, Smokey, and Turtle just come up and bash whatever I say. I say one or to things on a subject and you guys just internet-jump me. Please, come tell me what you guys'/girls' problems with me are. Maybe there is something I can improve on short of leaving the site. personal message me, email me, whatever. I just want to end this thing NOW, man. I may be harsh but I just want it to stop. Come on man, help me. Help me.
Do you know what day this is? Hello! Do you speak English? Parla fucking usted Inglese?  I'll say it again. Did we urinate on your rug? Were you listening to the story, Dude? You really are like a child who has just wandered into a movie...that metaphor couldn't be more precise regarding you.

Have you actually seen the movie? Have you paid any attention to how we fuck with each other, not just you? How almost every time we have posted back at you, it was based on one liners from The Big Lebowski?

Jesus, you gotta buck up, man. This league play, not the fucks down at the league office, dude. Far as I can tell, you're obviously not a fucking golfer. You can't bring this negativity into the semis.

The forum is the forum, and it's not going to change just because you just dragged your sorry ass into it. Get your diapers on and go watch the fucking movie, pandhejo. If you don't get it then, get a fucking job, sir. The bums will always lose! Do you hear me, Deraldostein? THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!

GO WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE.....

..........And report back to us as soon as it's done.

Phone's ringin', Deraldostein.


Fuck it, I'm heading for a cash machine. Abide
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: Waldo Deraldo on July 19, 2008, 11:27:47 AM
I bought the DVD and watched it last night. I'm done. I won't quote the movie though, that is your peoples thing. I'm not gonna tread on your territory.
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: brandt on July 19, 2008, 12:24:37 PM
He's fragile, man..very fragile
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 19, 2008, 02:32:57 PM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 19, 2008, 11:27:47 AM
I bought the DVD and watched it last night. I'm done. I won't quote the movie though, that is your peoples thing. I'm not gonna tread on your territory.

Did you get any leads? This is our concern, Deraldostein. Report back to the forum when you, in the meantime, I'm gettin' me a lane.

Remember, your life is in your hands...Your life is in your hands, dude.
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: Turtle on July 19, 2008, 09:04:29 PM
Will you just take it easy man.
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: brandt on July 20, 2008, 12:34:44 PM
What a baby!
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: Waldo Deraldo on July 20, 2008, 04:25:35 PM
Brandt, all I said was that I'm not one of those people who quotes movies, okay? Besides, I think that I've gone over the border enough to get you guys angry once. I don't want to misquote it and get you guys angry again, man. With that in mind, was it really worth your time to insult me?
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: SmokeytheBuddha on July 20, 2008, 06:48:16 PM
Calmer than you.  ;)

Seriously, did you really get anyone angry here, Waldo? I don't know...I've been a bit distracted lately with other things.

I think that what you might be missing is that fans of The Big Lebowski like us enjoy taking lines from the movie (some of which can seem abrasive) and re-apply them in other contexts. You shouldn't take offense, for example, if someone says "Shut the fuck up." It's just the parlance of the movie.

If you're going to stay here just relax and go with the flow of the "conversations," many of which end up with lots of movie-related non sequiters. Or is it non-sequitars?

Anyway, I've started posts that went waaaay far afield here and so have others. That's kind of true to the "I am the Walrus" ethos of the movie...there often isn't a logical super-structure to the postings here....and that's ok. That's our style and we dig it.

I don't know. That's just, like, my opinion, man. Stick around, give as much as you take, and enjoy the ride here. :-*
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: SmokeytheBuddha on July 20, 2008, 06:56:41 PM
Oh, and I just read the post where you accuse me and others here of jumping you.

Dude, really. Come on. Life's too short. Let's just dump Donnie's ashes and go bowling, ok? ;)
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: Waldo Deraldo on July 20, 2008, 07:39:36 PM
Alright Smokey! The reason I don't quote movies is because I don't have good memory. This is probably due to the head injury I suffered two years ago. The one thing that scares me more than Hitler, is that I have a peice of fascist goverment plastic wear a skull plate should be. :o
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: brandt on July 21, 2008, 01:32:17 AM
What the fuck is this head injury shit..psych out bullshit,ha laughable

Me and Liam we fuck you up on...What day is this?
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 21, 2008, 01:37:01 AM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 20, 2008, 07:39:36 PM
Alright Smokey! The reason I don't quote movies is because I don't have good memory. This is probably due to the head injury I suffered two years ago. The one thing that scares me more than Hitler, is that I have a peice of fascist goverment plastic wear a skull plate should be. :o
Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

And, Waldo, "fascist" is not the preferred nomenclature; fucking nazi moron anti-Semite piece of mindless shit, please.
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: brandt on July 21, 2008, 01:42:53 AM
Waldo, would you just shut the fuck up while I'm doin' business here!
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: Waldo Deraldo on July 21, 2008, 01:05:15 PM
What dumster do you live in and where? Dude, you're being very undude. If I ever meet your sorry ass peice of lowdown shit in public, and you can qoute me all you like, I WILL TAKE THE PLEASURE OF KICKING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO THE POOR-ASS SOUPKITCHEN WHERE YOUR SORRY ASS BELONGS.Do you speaka englis' bitch? 
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: SmokeytheBuddha on July 21, 2008, 02:06:49 PM
WTF? When I think of all those friends of Walter's who died face down in the muck so we could post on this board...
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 21, 2008, 02:52:04 PM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 21, 2008, 01:05:15 PM
What dumster do you live in and where? Dude, you're being very undude. If I ever meet your sorry ass peice of lowdown shit in public, and you can qoute me all you like, I WILL TAKE THE PLEASURE OF KICKING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO THE POOR-ASS SOUPKITCHEN WHERE YOUR SORRY ASS BELONGS.Do you speaka englis' bitch? 

Oh, the hostility, the hostility!! Waldo dude, I think you need your cable fixed, ;D Nothing is fucked here, dude, nothing is fucked.
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: Andrea D. on July 21, 2008, 02:57:30 PM
Dudes could you please keep your voices down, this is a family forum.And Waldo Deraldostein here's the script, now you can quote the movie: http://www.youknow-forkids.com/biglebowski.txt (http://www.youknow-forkids.com/biglebowski.txt)
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 21, 2008, 03:02:34 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 21, 2008, 02:57:30 PM
Dudes could you please keep your voices down, this is a family forum.And Waldo Deraldostein here's the script, now you can quote the movie: http://www.youknow-forkids.com/biglebowski.txt (http://www.youknow-forkids.com/biglebowski.txt)

He's very fragile, Dudette, he's very fragile..............
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: Andrea D. on July 21, 2008, 03:06:55 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 21, 2008, 03:02:34 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 21, 2008, 02:57:30 PM
Dudes could you please keep your voices down, this is a family forum.And Waldo Deraldostein here's the script, now you can quote the movie: http://www.youknow-forkids.com/biglebowski.txt (http://www.youknow-forkids.com/biglebowski.txt)

He's very fragile, Dudette, he's very fragile..............

He gotta buck up, man, he can't go into the tournament with this negative attitude.
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: brandt on July 21, 2008, 06:23:28 PM
This is our concern, Waldude'O
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: Turtle on July 21, 2008, 07:42:46 PM
Hey Dudette, thanks for the link to that script, that's cool.
I'm gonna read it.

Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 21, 2008, 01:05:15 PM
What dumster do you live in and where? Dude, you're being very undude. If I ever meet your sorry ass peice of lowdown shit in public, and you can qoute me all you like, I WILL TAKE THE PLEASURE OF KICKING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO THE POOR-ASS SOUPKITCHEN WHERE YOUR SORRY ASS BELONGS.Do you speaka englis' bitch? 

Hey Waldo, leave brandt alone man, even if he lives in a "dumster" (dumpster?), he's a little Lebowski urban achiever ...and proud we are of all of them.

Waldo, you should really pay attention man to what you are posting dude, I mean, its like the DigitalBuddha said man,
"Sometimes you watch the movie...and well....sometimes the movie watches you."

My suggestion to you, sir, is to put on your Armani suit, down a couple oat sodas, and go bowling!

(And come off it, you're not even Jewish, so stop with this bush-league psych-out stuff, ok?)
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: forumdude on July 21, 2008, 10:52:41 PM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 21, 2008, 01:05:15 PM
What dumster do you live in and where? Dude, you're being very undude. If I ever meet your sorry ass peice of lowdown shit in public, and you can qoute me all you like, I WILL TAKE THE PLEASURE OF KICKING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO THE POOR-ASS SOUPKITCHEN WHERE YOUR SORRY ASS BELONGS.Do you speaka englis' bitch? 

Parla usted Lebowski? Administrator dude here.

Waldo, dude, you're going to have to tone it down. You're contravening a number of our bylaws. If you continue like this, we will not abide another rant and you'll be banned from the tournament (the forum). We love you, man, but you seem to be a little out of your element.

Listen to what everyone here is trying to tell you. Jace? Please, sir, study the script or watch the movie again. You must give a shit about the fucking rules and take it easy, man. The rules are: if you're going to curse and fling invectives at each other, you must do it in a way that is clearly honoring the film, or in some other way that makes it clear that you aren't serious. This is a family restaurant.

I draw your attention to the penultimate scene in the film where Dude yells at Walter, "What was that shit about Nam?" [that's you]. Then Walter gives Dude a hug [that's me] and says, "Fuck it Dude, let's go foruming." Or something like that. Now please see the doctor. He's a good man, and thurrah.
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: brandt on July 21, 2008, 11:20:11 PM
And let's not forget, let's not forget, if you want to kick barnd'st or bandts or batnd's ass you'll find his dumpter somewhere on Radford near the out and in burger..or the what have you, Dude

Calmer than you are
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 12:02:52 AM
This place used to be a nice family restaurant.

Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 22, 2008, 01:14:09 AM
Quote from: forumdude on July 21, 2008, 10:52:41 PM
Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 21, 2008, 01:05:15 PM
What dumster do you live in and where? Dude, you're being very undude. If I ever meet your sorry ass peice of lowdown shit in public, and you can qoute me all you like, I WILL TAKE THE PLEASURE OF KICKING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO THE POOR-ASS SOUPKITCHEN WHERE YOUR SORRY ASS BELONGS.Do you speaka englis' bitch? 

Parla usted Lebowski? Administrator dude here.

Waldo, dude, you're going to have to tone it down. You're contravening a number of our bylaws. If you continue like this, we will not abide another rant and you'll be banned from the tournament (the forum). We love you, man, but you seem to be a little out of your element.

Listen to what everyone here is trying to tell you. Jace? Please, sir, study the script or watch the movie again. You must give a shit about the fucking rules and take it easy, man. The rules are: if you're going to curse and fling invectives at each other, you must do it in a way that is clearly honoring the film, or in some other way that makes it clear that you aren't serious. This is a family restaurant.

I draw your attention to the penultimate scene in the film where Dude yells at Walter, "What was that shit about Nam?" [that's you]. Then Walter gives Dude a hug [that's me] and says, "Fuck it Dude, let's go foruming." Or something like that. Now please see the doctor. He's a good man, and thurrah.
Waldo, my friend, were you listening to the forum dude's story? This is what happens when you FUCK a STRANGER in the ASS, Waldo. YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!  ;D  HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS, WALDO!
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: brandt on July 22, 2008, 09:18:02 AM
He's crackin, man
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: Andrea D. on July 22, 2008, 10:47:25 AM
We are here to abide.
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: Andrea D. on July 22, 2008, 10:52:51 AM
And take it easy, Waldo i know that you will. :)
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: Dude1967 on July 22, 2008, 12:19:34 PM
Waldo- Just take it easy, man
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 22, 2008, 07:15:38 PM
Waldo, my friend, you're in a world of pain, A WORLD OF PAIN...this is not Nam, there are rules.
Title: Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
Post by: brandt on July 22, 2008, 08:06:26 PM
And , and we know this is your homework

You're killin' your ascerbic sense of humor waldolarry'O