This is my first post, so yeah you can read it if you feel like. No worries.
Let me plug you in:
Im not sure if I ever tried to become a dude, it just sort of happened. I would say it all began around age 17 when I began the 18 year oddyssey of lazy that still endures to this day.
Now at 35, I can honestly say that I do many Jays and Brews without shame or reflection. My dreadlocks have gone past my knee and are gray now. I havent done normal work in 7 years. I just noticed my car insurance and inspection ran out 5 months ago, but I drive so slow it doesnt really matter. I wear slippers more than shoes. My lawn is mowed under protest after receiving letters from the township. I recently cleaned my bong when I turned it upside down and nothing came out....( that even surprised me). The news and TV bore me unless its from the 90's or before. I spent yesterday gathering change from all around my house then rapped with the bank gal about if her spatula was a special coin spatula or just a normal one. I love VHS. I know a lot of atheists, but that seems to take way too much effort. I have a lot of philosophy books that I havent read all the way through. Cartooning keeps me interested. My woman left a few months ago to go home to Greece, she said " you need more reality" whatever that means. I followed this salesgirl around B&N books tonight, I was gonna make speaks but I think she might be gay. I only own 2 place settings and I usually eat out of the cooking pot. I usually have time to watch the full version of the Ten Commandments. I dont condone violence. I miss arcades.
I could go on, but I think thats enough about me for now.
Just wanted to say high to you all... ;)
Now, take the four dollars!
Welcome dude! ;D
Sounds like you are in the right place dude.
Any rug in the place...smoke em if you got em. 8)
This place was made for dudes like you! Pick a lane and have a good time.